What is your bizarre kink?

[SPARTAN047]

That’s because you’re looking at the top sellers. You got go low. Bottom of the barrel.

Then start scraping.

A bottom of the barrel Dominatrix would just be a cheap whore who will still suck your dick and lick your arsehole, right?

 

[Yarglenurp]

A bottom of the barrel Dominatrix would just be a cheap whore who will still suck your dick and lick your arsehole, right?

She’s still got a tongue? Need to go lower.

 

[SPARTAN047]

She’s still got a tongue? Need to go lower.

We're talking dead ex whores from the bottom of the sea now?

 

[Yarglenurp]

We're talking dead ex whores from the bottom of the sea now?

The sea??? What you think we’re made of money? There’s a perfectly good city morgue down the street. And there’s a 7-11 that sells makeup right next to it.

 

[SPARTAN047]

The sea??? What you think we’re made of money? There’s a perfectly good city morgue down the street. And there’s a 7-11 that sells makeup right next to it.

What makes you think I'm not banned from all of those? I think it was after trying to steal their scuba diving equipment. You clearly didn't figure out my reputation of being one person who tries to nick departed porn actress's bodies when they're advertised as available on Twitter.

Perhaps going to porn actress's or e-girl thots' homes is the best last resort to ask for their edible lingerie. At least you can say you needed to eat instead of being thought as a perv.

 

[nutoseen]

Can you afford a doctor’s hourly rates?

Pretty sure they’re way more expensive than an actual prostitute and a doctor’s costume off Amazon.

the real thing is the real thing.

 

[Cardinal]

Mine is sounding, I like inserting a lot of sterile surgical lube into my urethra and then sliding an 8mm sound into my cock and just keep it there during a 1 hour + Teams call and having a smirk on my face be all the others see is my jacket and tie!

 

[MamaBitte]

My wife making love to some other guy. Making love, not just sex.

 

[Yarglenurp]

My wife making love to some other guy. Making love, not just sex.

In what way? What’s the difference?

 

[MamaBitte]

In what way? What’s the difference?

Tender kisses, intimate cuddling, a romantic night ... the emotional part ...
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a1/bb/64/a1bb64c1db40ec69eb76857d3d1ca83e.jpg

 

[Yarglenurp]

Tender kisses, intimate cuddling, a romantic night ... the emotional part ...
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a1/bb/64/a1bb64c1db40ec69eb76857d3d1ca83e.jpg

Yeah.. that’s the kinkiest one yet. Physical masochisms sounds fun… emotional masochism is too hardcore for me.

 

[MamaBitte]

This kind of masochism is my deepest desire (which never came true. ..)

Yeah.. that’s the kinkiest one yet. Physical masochisms sounds fun… emotional masochism is too hardcore for me.

This kind of masochism is my deepest desire (which never came true. ..)

 

[lily_wall_]

Feeling the weight of cock resting on my face, along the length of my nose, his balls against my chin, his tip leaking precum on my forehead, my lips nibbling, tongue trying to wrap around the shaft

And then he caresses my check saying "it missed you too", and he does that cock twitch thing


Imma melt just thinking about it

 

[Yarglenurp]

Feeling the weight of cock resting on my face, along the length of my nose, his balls against my chin, his tip leaking precum on my forehead, my lips nibbling, tongue trying to wrap around the shaft

And then he caresses my check saying "it missed you too", and he does that cock twitch thing


Imma melt just thinking about it

I wouldn’t call this bizarre, just really hot. I like the implication that the dude needs a giant cock to make it work.

 

[lily_wall_]

I wouldn’t call this bizarre, just really hot. I like the implication that the dude needs a giant cock to make it work.

Yeah it's not bizarre. What I actually started to express was I like to feel the weight of cock on me, but then got carried away with my thoughts

I like weight pressing on me, against me. Be it a man or woman, entire body or just a hand, or weighted blanket or subway trains(unless there's bo), or missionary or prone, during sex or just cuddling to watch tv... I makes me feel safe and aroused

 

[Yarglenurp]

Yeah it's not bizarre. What I actually started to express was I like to feel the weight of cock on me, but then got carried away with my thoughts

I like weight pressing on me, against me. Be it a man or woman, entire body or just a hand, or weighted blanket or subway trains(unless there's bo), or missionary or prone, during sex or just cuddling to watch tv... I makes me feel safe and aroused

You seem like a woman who’d enjoy a good weighted blanket.

 

[lily_wall_]

You seem like a woman who’d enjoy a good weighted blanket.

Yes, I do. But I only use it when I'm on my own in bed or couch. Husband doesn't like them

 

[Yarglenurp]

Yes, I do. But I only use it when I'm on my own in bed or couch. Husband doesn't like them

Does he like to rest his massive cock on your face though?

 

[SweetCuriousDarling]

I have two that women might find worrisome: I would be over-the-moon pleased if I could come in a girl's bra cups--and she promptly put that bra on, wet.

I've done this one, sort of. My partner finished on my breasts, and I promptly put on my bra without cleaning up, finished getting dressed, and then we went out to dinner with friends. It was delightfully erotic, spending the evening with his cum on my skin, beneath my clothes, and no one the wiser.

 

[lily_wall_]

Does he like to rest his massive cock on your face though?

Yes and he better not stop, for his own sake

 

[Yarglenurp]

I've done this one, sort of. My partner finished on my breasts, and I promptly put on my bra without cleaning up, finished getting dressed, and then we went out to dinner with friends. It was delightfully erotic, spending the evening with his cum on my skin, beneath my clothes, and no one the wiser.

Lol, everyone probably just thought you had a very provocative perfume on.

Eau de cum

 

[Yarglenurp]

Yes and he better not stop, for his own sake

You’re the kind of wife that men point to when asked what their ideal wife should be like.

 

[lily_wall_]

I have two that women might find worrisome: I would be over-the-moon pleased if I could come in a girl's bra cups--and she promptly put that bra on, wet.

The other is wanting its owner to watch me jerk off into her high-heeled pump.

I know someone who has this kink but with panties

 

[lily_wall_]

You’re the kind of wife that men point to when asked what their ideal wife should be like.

Ideal woman...yes. Ideal wife...nope, and I'll be the first to accept

 

[Yarglenurp]

Ideal woman...yes. Ideal wife...nope, and I'll be the first to accept

lol… please explain the difference