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What kind of dog are you?

Primalex said:
My father had a fairly large book about dogs and the various breeds and as a child I spent quite some time browsing through it, for no special reason; meaning I grew up with dogs (we always had one in the family till my parents decided they got too old to get a new one), but I'm rather indifferent about them in general. Maybe indifferent isn't the right word. I like dogs (more than cats), I have the patience and understanding to train them and I get their body language, but I could live without them, too. I'm not the "You can live without a dog, but why?" person.
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If your big book of dogs has a breed that you think fits me better than a mix/ Heinz 57... I'm all ears. (cocks head quizzically and awaits your response. Lol) :rose:
 
I would be whatever breed of dog likes to lick his own balls the most.
 
cascadiabound said:
If your big book of dogs has a breed that you think fits me better than a mix/ Heinz 57... I'm all ears. (cocks head quizzically and awaits your response. Lol) :rose:
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Hi. I was trying to find a breed that fit your description too. Character wise you could possibly be a basset hound...maybe?

It's too bad there isn't some kind of breed generator you could plug in the characteristics and it would match it up with a dog (there's probably some quiz on Facebook that does that)
 
Iamsubmissive said:
Hi. I was trying to find a breed that fit your description too. Character wise you could possibly be a basset hound...maybe?

It's too bad there isn't some kind of breed generator you could plug in the characteristics and it would match it up with a dog (there's probably some quiz on Facebook that does that)
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Interestingly...There are a few such quizzes out there. They are not super sophisticated...But in attempting this on two different versions....I got mutt both times. :eek::rolleyes:
I'm gonna own it. Unless Primalex comes back with his much more sophisticated knowledge of breeds than any silly quiz.
 
Horndog?


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cascadiabound said:
If your big book of dogs has a breed that you think fits me better than a mix/ Heinz 57... I'm all ears. (cocks head quizzically and awaits your response. Lol) :rose:
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There is no doubt for me that there is a better match than a mutt out there. I don't think that I know your personality good enough to make a sensible suggestion though.

Starting with the dog group (the most basic category) I would rule out:
  • companion & toy dog groups, as you seem you would get along fairly well without being fixated on a single person
  • Terriers because I suspect a lack of stubborn & suicidial persistent behavior
  • sheep & cattledogs as you don't seem to focus on your very own plot and belongings, but are more free spirited
  • Dachshunds and scent hounds, as you don't seem to hunt prey

What do we have left:
The Spitz group. The typical Spitz like the Husky is still fairly wolf-like, independent and aggressive. This does not seem to be your nature, but the latest toy Spitz breeds like the Pomeranian that was mentioned before are more affectionate and energetic than aggressive. Anyway, a Spitz group dog wouldn't be my first choice.

Retrievers - now there I think we are on to something. High curiosity, intelligence and emotional stability to deal with unknown situations, even tempered to joyful, hardly timid. Exploratory nature that conflicts a bit with the love for companionship.

Hm.

I would go for the Gordon Setter, but as I said, this is a very wild guess.
 
Primalex said:
There is no doubt for me that there is a better match than a mutt out there. I don't think that I know your personality good enough to make a sensible suggestion though.

Starting with the dog group (the most basic category) I would rule out:
  • companion & toy dog groups, as you seem you would get along fairly well without being fixated on a single person
  • Terriers because I suspect a lack of stubborn & suicidial persistent behavior
  • sheep & cattledogs as you don't seem to focus on your very own plot and belongings, but are more free spirited
  • Dachshunds and scent hounds, as you don't seem to hunt prey

What do we have left:
The Spitz group. The typical Spitz like the Husky is still fairly wolf-like, independent and aggressive. This does not seem to be your nature, but the latest toy Spitz breeds like the Pomeranian that was mentioned before are more affectionate and energetic than aggressive. Anyway, a Spitz group dog wouldn't be my first choice.

Retrievers - now there I think we are on to something. High curiosity, intelligence and emotional stability to deal with unknown situations, even tempered to joyful, hardly timid. Exploratory nature that conflicts a bit with the love for companionship.

Hm.

I would go for the Gordon Setter, but as I said, this is a very wild guess.
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There is not much I would argue with you on this logic Primalex. Thank you. :rose:
Maybe a Gordon Setter mix? *wink*
 
Dollie

I'm the kind of dog that likes to do it dog fashioned.
I suppose I'm a little Bitch.
 
I don't really know any dog breeds or what their personality traits are, not a dog person.

So a hot dog? With mustard and relish, or with ketchup on the days when I feel like annoying people.
 
I would be a golden retriever.

As a dog owner, I would want a minature toy poodle, however.!
 
Primalex said:
Jack Russell Terrier. Simple.
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Okay, I just checked this on wiki. An energetic working dog that's suitable for dog sports? Fearless and vocal?

I still maintain a hot dog is closer to truth. :)
 
seela said:
Okay, I just checked this on wiki. An energetic working dog that's suitable for dog sports? Fearless and vocal?
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Well, Wikipedia is not always the best source. ;)

"Teaching a Jack Russell to become a civilized companion is no easy task. It requires lots of time and patience as well as a strong sense of humor. The JRT is highly trainable, but he has a mind of his own and won't stand for boredom. If you don't keep him entertained, he'll find his own amusements, and you probably won't be happy with the results.

If you can't deal with a dog who will [..] always find the loophole in any command you give, he's definitely not the dog for you, no matter how cute and small he is.

If you have the time and patience to devote to him, the Jack Russell has many qualities that make him an ideal family dog. He's devoted to his people and loves being with them.

He's an escape artist who's best suited to a home with a yard and a secure fence that can't be climbed, dug under, or jumped over. An underground electronic fence won't contain a JRT. The Jack's strong prey drive makes him entirely untrustworthy off leash, so you'll need snap on the leash when you're outside of fenced areas. And his instinct to "go to ground" — to dig for prey — means your garden isn't safe from excavation.

A Jack Russell can fill your days with laughter and love, but only if you can provide him with the attention, training, supervision, and structure he needs. First-time or timid dog owners would do well to start with a less challenging pooch."
 
Bear Dogs

Yes I know there's a russian breed of dogs called bear dogs. They are designed for one simple purpose. to keep me out of the garbage and trash lol

How ever I shall be the new breed. One of Bear's Dogs. A susper sized service breed i'm developing cause people are getting bigger fast. there's only so much a golden retriver can do when 350 pounds hits the floor.
 
Okay.
If we are stuck on dogs, I'm a Boxer.

I own a Boxer mix and she is friendly and loving and very loud, barks but never bites. Her ears are not snipped, I don't like that. She's floppy. She kisses all the time.

http://www.akc.org/dog-breeds/boxer/

(But I'm really a cat.)
 
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Farawyn said:
Okay.
If we are stuck on dogs, I'm a Boxer.

I own a Boxer mix and she is friendly and loving and very loud, barks but never bites. Her ears are not snipped, I don't like that. She's floppy. She kisses all the time.

http://www.akc.org/dog-breeds/boxer/

(But I'm really a cat.)
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Boxers are one of my favorite breeds. I haven't owned one yet (exceeds the size limit for where I live) but one day I will. One of my good friends had one...male, all muscle, gorgeous dog! His name was Cuddles and it fit him perfectly :)
 
Iamsubmissive said:
Boxers are one of my favorite breeds. I haven't owned one yet (exceeds the size limit for where I live) but one day I will. One of my good friends had one...male, all muscle, gorgeous dog! His name was Cuddles and it fit him perfectly :)
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Yea, my girl is a cuddler, too. She thinks she's a lap dog at 73 pounds and is always trying to kiss my lips! She also "talks" a lot. :heart:
 
They are cheerful dogs that like affection.
If left alone, may howl and be destructive.
Can be difficult to housebreak and obedience train.
Are active, curious dogs.
It's in their nature to roam.
Care must be taken to prevent them from wandering off into harm's way.
They requires minimal grooming and only occasional bathing.
Can easily become overweight.
They are very friendly. Don’t depend on them to guard your house. They may bark but will do little more if confronted with an intruder.

I would be a Beagle..
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