TiedbyChris
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Don’t watch all 133 or you won’t be thanking me!
What made you laugh today? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Don’t watch all 133 or you won’t be thanking me!
CarlyAnn
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More dad style jokes
Yes, I tell my Dad how corny they are but if he didn’t tell me one everyday I’d be upset.
Today’s joke: I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.
Tallulah82
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I have a friend who tried to take a selfie in the shower. The image turned out too blurry. He has selfie steam issues.
barefootgirl69
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Backstory:
My parents are both hard of hearing and neither had on hearing aids today.
My dad is very proud that his Ancestry dna tests show so much Native American percentages.
What made me laugh: (I'm laughing thinking about it as I type)
He comes up beside her, raises his hand, and says "how". She can't hear, so she asks, "what?" - and he does it again.
(here's the funny part)
She yells at him, "I'm no ho!"
These two will either keep me laughing and young, or kill me - we keep going back and forth.
My parents are both hard of hearing and neither had on hearing aids today.
My dad is very proud that his Ancestry dna tests show so much Native American percentages.
What made me laugh: (I'm laughing thinking about it as I type)
He comes up beside her, raises his hand, and says "how". She can't hear, so she asks, "what?" - and he does it again.
(here's the funny part)
She yells at him, "I'm no ho!"
These two will either keep me laughing and young, or kill me - we keep going back and forth.
Trubbycat
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My FIL plays the tv so loud the house shakes and yet yells at my MIL to put her hearing aids inBackstory:
My parents are both hard of hearing and neither had on hearing aids today.
My dad is very proud that his Ancestry dna tests show so much Native American percentages.
What made me laugh: (I'm laughing thinking about it as I type)
He comes up beside her, raises his hand, and says "how". She can't hear, so she asks, "what?" - and he does it again.
(here's the funny part)
She yells at him, "I'm no ho!"
These two will either keep me laughing and young, or kill me - we keep going back and forth.
SexyAshley10
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I have always loved watching thisThis always makes me laugh
angelofthenorth
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The uk thread, I love those loonies
ericalauren
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I answered the phone and my parrot clearly said “hooker”. I had to apologize and explain that my parrot said it, not me. My doctor laughed.
Wand3rlust
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My hopeful optimism. I'll never learn.
ericalauren
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I was feeding the baby bird. I had just said that I was glad that she didn’t get baby formula on my shirt. The second I said that, she shook her head and baby formula got all over my top. Murphy’s Law!
Taegul
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Another "Florida man" news story. Careful ladies, his picture might cause irreversible arousal. 
https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/florida-man-allegedly-points-gun-050019654.html
https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/florida-man-allegedly-points-gun-050019654.html
angelofthenorth
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whatcha makin?
Tuna surprise
What's the surprise?
It's Chicken!
Tuna surprise
What's the surprise?
It's Chicken!
InsideSusan
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Eddie Pepitone
Apisto42
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Fucking teeth Batman, he doesn’t need a gun to scare me!Another "Florida man" news story. Careful ladies, his picture might cause irreversible arousal.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/florida-man-allegedly-points-gun-050019654.html
SissyBrandi19
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This won't sound great but...a humor piece I'm writing. It's a piece about the necessity of lies titled "Jack was not Wrong: You Can't Handle the Truth!" and it begins with this...
In the town of Sheboygan Falls, Wisconsin, the residents look upon each upcoming summer season with a mixture of anticipation and abject fear. Springtime brings with it that strange mixture of feelings; one is grateful for a reprieve from the frigid winter and yet there is also the realization that yes, summer is soon to come. When you live and work in the town of Sheboygan Falls, it is not that you hate summer, outright. You do not hate the warmer temperatures, the opportunities to enjoy the outdoors, the emergence of color and life. At the same time, you begin your training – you begin to, once again as you do every spring, undergo the Ritual of Resolve, that strengthening of the mind and heart that you must endure every year. You know that if you can just get past that one, particular three days of celebration without committing a capital offense that yes, you can enjoy freedom one more season. Your face takes upon itself a visage that old-timers recognize. They grimace ever so slightly, eyes narrowing. They know exactly what you are thinking. Summer is coming and with it, The Sausage Fest.
The Sausage Fest is a celebration of the history of the town and its lifeblood, for Sheboygan Falls is the home of Johnsonville Sausage, LLC, the company founded by Ralph and Alice Stayer – good people! Good people they were. Johnsonville sausages and brats are beloved products, enjoyed by countless Americans. There is nothing the town or company or residents need apologize for, yet they know. They know that every summer, while the carnies assemble the Ferris wheels and rides, while the children scream with the glee of controlled chaos, the adults ready themselves for battle. They must once again don their Gaydar and battle The Hordes.
These residents know they must endure the flood of leather and ass-less chaps. They will Fight the Good Fight and will Triumph, as they do every year, against the hordes of degenerates who somehow never get the message: These are not the sausages you are looking for!
In the town of Sheboygan Falls, Wisconsin, the residents look upon each upcoming summer season with a mixture of anticipation and abject fear. Springtime brings with it that strange mixture of feelings; one is grateful for a reprieve from the frigid winter and yet there is also the realization that yes, summer is soon to come. When you live and work in the town of Sheboygan Falls, it is not that you hate summer, outright. You do not hate the warmer temperatures, the opportunities to enjoy the outdoors, the emergence of color and life. At the same time, you begin your training – you begin to, once again as you do every spring, undergo the Ritual of Resolve, that strengthening of the mind and heart that you must endure every year. You know that if you can just get past that one, particular three days of celebration without committing a capital offense that yes, you can enjoy freedom one more season. Your face takes upon itself a visage that old-timers recognize. They grimace ever so slightly, eyes narrowing. They know exactly what you are thinking. Summer is coming and with it, The Sausage Fest.
The Sausage Fest is a celebration of the history of the town and its lifeblood, for Sheboygan Falls is the home of Johnsonville Sausage, LLC, the company founded by Ralph and Alice Stayer – good people! Good people they were. Johnsonville sausages and brats are beloved products, enjoyed by countless Americans. There is nothing the town or company or residents need apologize for, yet they know. They know that every summer, while the carnies assemble the Ferris wheels and rides, while the children scream with the glee of controlled chaos, the adults ready themselves for battle. They must once again don their Gaydar and battle The Hordes.
These residents know they must endure the flood of leather and ass-less chaps. They will Fight the Good Fight and will Triumph, as they do every year, against the hordes of degenerates who somehow never get the message: These are not the sausages you are looking for!
Taegul
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MedicalMuse
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My dog bringing the farm dog from down the road here for a snack. She likes hot dogs. And soft dog beds.
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