Dianthus
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What's next, the bacon-flavored condom?
You may have hit on the one thing that would encourage 'safe' oral sex.
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What's next, the bacon-flavored condom?
What's next, the bacon-flavored condom?
Send them an e-mail suggestion. Maybe they'll give you royalties. :: blink ::
There is such an obscene joke in there, just dying to get out, but I'm too tired to make it.
You may have hit on the one thing that would encourage 'safe' oral sex.
I would like to test it on my man
Haha
So true
This would make a wonderful bumper sticker if it were only shorter. As it is, it would have to be printed so small, no one could read it until after they rear-ended you. Well, your car.Haha
So true
Getting ready to caddy on the golf course for a friend. It's is a fancy dress day for charity so I don't have to dress up all golfy or be serious about the silliness that is golf for and I have insisted on wearing a proper golf hat and I am going to dress up, drive a golf cart and take my caddy duties seriously *cough*
I am going to wear my old school uniform and see if I can give any of the old guys heart attacks
Just to top it off, it is a beautiful day for it
Getting ready to caddy on the golf course for a friend. It's is a fancy dress day for charity so I don't have to dress up all golfy or be serious about the silliness that is golf for and I have insisted on wearing a proper golf hat and I am going to dress up, drive a golf cart and take my caddy duties seriously *cough*
I am going to wear my old school uniform and see if I can give any of the old guys heart attacks
Just to top it off, it is a beautiful day for it
Pics, or it didn't happen.Getting ready to caddy on the golf course for a friend. It's is a fancy dress day for charity so I don't have to dress up all golfy or be serious about the silliness that is golf for and I have insisted on wearing a proper golf hat and I am going to dress up, drive a golf cart and take my caddy duties seriously *cough*
I am going to wear my old school uniform and see if I can give any of the old guys heart attacks
Just to top it off, it is a beautiful day for it
I am going to wear my old school uniform and see if I can give any of the old guys heart attacks
Hope you've had a good time. And that you didn't run into this guy:
I took Dune out of the library, to re-read after many, many years. The book is a well-worn hard cover and one flap is nearly off. When I tried to fix it, I found a folded note tucked inside.
The note was a very long letter written by a teen boy apologizing to his step dad, Dan, for being such a jerk to him over the years. It was a beautiful letter written by someone who had obviously just realized that this man was not the enemy.
I wonder if the book, and the relationship between Leto and Paul, inspired him to write that?
I hope Dan read that letter.