What made you smile or laugh today? Part III

[_Necrosomantic_]

Echoing that sentiment too seela, definitely something to smile about.

This made me laugh today. Sadly, I think I had this guy for Social Studies...

https://youtu.be/Dd7FixvoKBw

" You done messed up A A Ron!"

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Porkwarrior]

Finding the gov't letter that enables my passport again.

WOOOOHOOOOOO!

 

[seela]

I surprised mom by showing up with flowers and bags of groceries and cooked a nice meal for my parents. She was very happily surprised, indeed.

I also love it how my parents are still completely blown away by the fact that I can cook.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[BiBunny]

I just realized I'm going to have to start being more specific when I say "Daddy," since I call both my actual father and my play partner that. I said something to my friend about it, and he suggested using "sex father" in the future for my play partner.

It was so awful I couldn't help but laugh.

 

[seela]

I just realized I'm going to have to start being more specific when I say "Daddy," since I call both my actual father and my play partner that. I said something to my friend about it, and he suggested using "sex father" in the future for my play partner.

It was so awful I couldn't help but laugh.

Yes! Use sex father, I dare you! I double dog dare you!

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[RubiDia]

A local radio station is having a contest: the first person to call in with an English word the DJ has never heard of will win $1000.

So this guy calls in and when asked for the word, he says, "Goan... G-O-A-N... Goan."

The DJ thinks for a moment and says, "That's not even a real word!"

"Sure it is," argues the caller.

"Well then use it in a sentence," says the DJ.

The caller replies "Goan fuck yourself!"

The DJ quickly hangs up.

About 30 minutes and many calls later, no one has won the contest and the DJ answers yet another call.

When asked, the caller says, "Smee... S-M-E-E ...Smee."

The DJ shakes his head and says, "I don't think that's real word. Can you please use that in a sentence caller?"

To which the caller responds, "It's Smee again... Goan fuck yourself!"

 

[Farawyn]

Beating Miles in the Fitbit challenge this week.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Talking to Mom and Sis for Mother's Day.

Angel laughs.

Wifey time.

 

[BiBunny]

Yes! Use sex father, I dare you! I double dog dare you!

I'm pretty sure the boy would never speak to me again, and I wouldn't blame him a bit for it.

Sex father.

That is making me want to snigger It would so be a thing in my house by now! Your friend sounds brilliant.

My friend is an ass, but I love him, anyway.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[HisArpy]

I am stunned. I can't say why or what, but to the person who wrote them, thank you.

 

[Farawyn]

The ongoing lie/lay "debate."

 

[LucyBee01]

Finding a local woods and enjoying a quiet walk amongst the trees, listening to birdsong and feeling so peaceful and calm there

 

[rbijon]

I just saw a Blue bird.

 

[Farawyn]

Honey called me a Momme.

 

[midwestyankee]

I just realized I'm going to have to start being more specific when I say "Daddy," since I call both my actual father and my play partner that. I said something to my friend about it, and he suggested using "sex father" in the future for my play partner.

It was so awful I couldn't help but laugh.

You could take a cue from Tennessee Williams and use "Big Daddy" for one of the two.

 

[Bramblethorn]

More kitty photos.

 

[Blue]

Overheard somebody say this in complete sincerity and thought it was sweet considering those posts about age on that other thread;

*Something about having had a divorce -*
"- But I've got a nice young girlfriend now, she's only 43 -"

To me, being halfway through the average life expectancy is not 'young', but to this guy who looked to be in maybe his late 50's or early 60's I guess she's basically a teenager.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[BiBunny]

Daddy woke me up with a message and asked if I would like for him to come over. I said yes, and he was here within 15 minutes. I can't even be mad about being woken up.

 

[SalvDali]

A really good friend of mine who I always viewed as vanilla or conservative if you prefer told me that he finally got the nerve to share his kinky fantasies with his girlfriend. She in turn shared hers. They had been dating for a while. They are now engaged and I have a real life friend I can talk to about such things.

 

[seela]

My avocado is sprouting!

And the baby snatcher thing has sprouted so many amazing jokes, that I've been practically laughing my butt off for two days straight.