What super powers does the lister above you have?

[DaddyLovesKitten]

Brains and cheeks.

I said what I said.

 

[Taegul]

Even longer Lit longevity!

The power to make guys compare their "longevity" against each other.

 

[MedicalMuse]

The power to make guys compare their "longevity" against each other.

Comparing his longevity against cheeky’s expectations…

 

[beachlights44]

The power to put a smile on someone’s face

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

The power to put a smile on someone’s face

Teleportation.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Teleportation.

he can fashion a top hat out of a napkin, a fork and a pencil eraser, and you never know the difference between that and the expensive ones

 

[Graybear1826]

Inspired the music for the following TV shows: Scrubs, St Elsewhere, ER, Chicago Med, Chicago Hope and also Twin Peaks because its cool.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Inspired the music for the following TV shows: Scrubs, St Elsewhere, ER, Chicago Med, Chicago Hope and also Twin Peaks because its cool.

The ability to shapeshift into any mammal when under stress.

 

[Graybear1826]

Pinkparkhorse is only her undercover identity. Her alter ego is Pink Unicorn. She has many magical powers, not least of which is the power to cause intense lust in people she chats with. She also gets 50% off at Nordstroms.

 

[latecomer91364]

Has the uncanny ability to look at all the boxes of Rice Krispies on the market shelves and know which box has the most Krispies in it.

Crimes solved: 0
Criminals apprehended: 0
Supervillains defeated: 0

 

[angelofthenorth]

A time bender

 

[deft]

Flying.

 

[Taegul]

Super speed. That was quick...