What the heck is this thing?

[Stegral]

Lmfaooooo

OMG... I almost woke up the neighbours laughing with this thread....
the door to door thing would be priceless..... & the "found" poster...
TOOOO Funny !!!!!
Please keep us posted as to when it goes missing or if you see the "owner" retrieving it...

 

[MagicFingers]

Spycam - yeah

Heh, those washing machines are quite fun to fuck on! My DW seems to enjoy laundry sometimes Time for Spycam LOL!

-JB

Do you think it fell off someone in there? Hmmm

The most beautiful woman I ever met or dated, I met in an apt. laundry room not much bigger than this one. That's where we got to know each other, but never "the good thing" in there. I wish. Ah, memories.

 

[silverwhisper]

magicfingers: man, the only things i've ever found in the laundry room in my building are lost socks and the occasional bleach spot!

quoll: beautiful, man. i love your choice of font! :>

ed

 

[jethrobodeen]

Do you think it fell off someone in there? Hmmm

The most beautiful woman I ever met or dated, I met in an apt. laundry room not much bigger than this one. That's where we got to know each other, but never "the good thing" in there. I wish. Ah, memories.

Fell off? Took it off and set it down, forgot? He, it's easier though not as exciting in private home laundry room, from the public sex aspect, but still good sex. But then the sex that gave me rug-burn on my knees was excellent sex!

-JB

 

[MagicFingers]

It's STILL THERE!!!

So, I went over to talk to my friend this morning and to have a cup of Java.
After talking a while, I casually asked her, with a big grin on my face, if she had lost a teething ring. She said no, she hadn't, and asked why, did I find one. I told her about the thing in the laundry room. She wasn't aware of it so I sent her to look at it. She didn't know what it was, but suspected it wasn't a teething ring, so we talked about it and tried to figure out whose it was.
She swears that she is naive about those things. And she told me about visiting a condom store down the street with girlfriends where she couldn't believe the things that were there.

So, it's probably not her. We think it's "T...", or her daughter's.

I can't believe it's still there.

 

[jadefirefly]

Now it's one of those paranoia/embarrassment things, where nobody wants to claim it, even if nobody else is around to see, because "Someone" might see them pick it up.

I love when that happens.

 

[HandFan]

Oh my! I have one of those....it's called the Rockin' Rabbit. It is for use with two corded bullet vibes. I'm sure the girl who it belongs to is really missing it about now!

If you are seriously considering keeping and using it...you can sterilize it with quick dip in boiling water then pour some rubbing alcohol over it. I think the material is silicon, but I just clean mine up with a special sex toy spray. You could get two corded vibrating bullets really cheap at any sex toy store...see it's two separate...one for him one for you.

Keep us posted on as your drama unfolds!

 

[MagicFingers]

HandFan

Does it make you feel like the Amazon is running between your legs?
I like your fetishes. Wish I could lend you a "Hand" with them, or maybe just some Magic Fingers?

I did laundry today and checked for the toy. I was gonna take it if it was still there. But, alas, someone finally took it and it's gone. I'll have to check the eyes and faces of my neighbors to see which one is smiling a lot.

Oh well, it was fun anyway.

 

[Nightbird]

Why not just immerse it in Bleach? Bleach kills everything including HIV and AIDS.. They use Bleach to clean hypodermic needles of the homeless junkies to try and keep them from getting Aids or any other disease.

Oh my! I have one of those....it's called the Rockin' Rabbit. It is for use with two corded bullet vibes. I'm sure the girl who it belongs to is really missing it about now!

If you are seriously considering keeping and using it...you can sterilize it with quick dip in boiling water then pour some rubbing alcohol over it. I think the material is silicon, but I just clean mine up with a special sex toy spray. You could get two corded vibrating bullets really cheap at any sex toy store...see it's two separate...one for him one for you.

Keep us posted on as your drama unfolds!

 

[only_more_so]

Yes, it could be used for that too.

I checked this afternoon and it is still there, but someone took the clean sock!
I'm sure whoever it belongs to is too embarased to pick it up. I would wait until late at night or early in the morning and slip it away quietly.!

It might be one of those things like not putting a baby bird back in the nest. Once the mystery woman knows it has been touched by someone else, she won't take ownership of it back.

Or who knows, maybe she is also on Lit and saw your thread and wants to build your suspense. Then she'll wait until she knows your watching and stroll out proud as can be with the toy.