What will you bring to my All-Holiday party?

[BiBunny]

Rum..

 

[kiwi_submissive]

I don't do parties so I will send over some cardboard cutouts of that kid from Home Alone.

 

[midwestyankee]

Bobbing for tourtière would become a god-awful mess in minutes. We're talking a meat-and-potatoes pie, here.

And Cali is right (as usual) - best to drink the scotch. In fact, I'm going to borrow some mistletoe from the stash to put in my hair, pour a very generous scotch, and set myself up on the couch to offer hugs and or spankings as needed.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I'm going to combine St. Patrick's Day with Christmas and wear a green Santa's helper dress with matching hat, and green and white striped stockings.

I'll bring... Irish Soda Bread, brandied cherries, and 12 yr old Red Breast whiskey.

Check. Check. Check.

12-year old whiskey? We better drink that first.

Ears/tail and lotion.

National Moisturizer and Lotion Day is July 11. I haven't even taken down my decorations yet, so this is perfect. We can dance to Shakira under the "Neutrogena Naturals Multi-Vitamin Nourishing Moisturizer New 4 oz. tube" banner.

Acia berry?

You know, every year about this time I start yelling at myself for not making a "Mrs. Clause" corset dress, and every year I say I'll start it right after Christmas, and every November I think "I'd better start that corset" and well, nope not done this year either.

I was thinking that Dr. Pepper stuff, but I think that's technically not Chapstick. Can you help me make some sort of Earth Day costume that looks like Batman?

So can I come to your party?

Yes.

Emphatically, yes.

I'm putting you in charge of driving Keroin home, or to the ER.

Any old excuse to party party?! With food, drink, AND cool people?! Delightful idea DGE, I'm in!

With so many wonderful things already worked out, I will just bring a festive assortment of fine bottled waters, my roomys fancy schmancy espresso machine, and little white, red, blue, and green cups to serve coffee in of course.

Cupcakes & pie... yay! I'm not a fan of the scotch bobbing idea, though... I vote we change it to vodka or rum even, and you know, drink the scotch...

Oh, espresso is needed. Yes. Also, got any ideas for a playlist?
Are you gonna dress up? Consider: National Pun Day is March 4.

Rum..

Great. Bring your brain, 'cause I love it. Can you optimize the liquor so people can find it easier?

I don't do parties so I will send over some cardboard cutouts of that kid from Home Alone.

No kiwi?? Who's gonna represent the kiwi holidays, bring food in pottles and burn her breasts when we start cooking?????

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Bobbing for tourtière would become a god-awful mess in minutes. We're talking a meat-and-potatoes pie, here.

And Cali is right (as usual) - best to drink the scotch. In fact, I'm going to borrow some mistletoe from the stash to put in my hair, pour a very generous scotch, and set myself up on the couch to offer hugs and or spankings as needed.

I just want to stand on a table and yell, "it's time for BOBBBBBBING FOR TOURTIÈRE!!!"

I'll probably do that anyway.

Also, you're the only one bringing any food with protein.

Hmmmm....


And maybe we can get some of Loverskitten's lotion to cure that mistletoe.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I need someone to help me blow up the Bouncy House of Grossly Overinflated Hopes for the New Year.

 

[kimuk]

I'll bring the bubble wrap.

We can have a popping time.

and my two dogs dressed as Santas elves , but dont put them they get over excited ( like me!)

 

[Red Sonja]

I need someone to help me blow up the Bouncy House of Grossly Overinflated Hopes for the New Year.

Okay, I'm in... always glad to help out with a blow job.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

.... and set myself up on the couch to offer hugs and or spankings as needed.

If there's another couch or loveseat available, I'll volunteer to man that for spankings or hugs as needed, too. Perhaps Yank and I can get a point-counterpoint rhythm going... Just no "Mission: Impossible" theme music as background, please!

 

[Red Sonja]

If there's another couch or loveseat available, I'll volunteer to man that for spankings or hugs as needed, too. Perhaps Yank and I can get a point-counterpoint rhythm going... Just no "Mission: Impossible" theme music as background, please!

More like "dueling banjos" I would think...

 

[kiwi_submissive]

Fine you talked me into it. I will dig a Hangi pit in your backyard and do a hangi with Kiwi lamb and I will also bring some puha and maybe do a boil up.

 

[Miles Long]

I will bring the Kenny G greatest hits album.

 

[BiBunny]

Great. Bring your brain, 'cause I love it. Can you optimize the liquor so people can find it easier?

Brain? Sure. And I will optimize the shit out of that liquor.

 

[Ropebunny]

I'll come dressed as the Easter bunny, with lots of painted hard-boiled eggs. I'll also bring a big bottle of Jim Beam, some mini passionfruit pavs and perform a fantastic drunken rendition of Poi E, complete with poi twirling and hip swinging.

In fact, get me drunk enough and I'll be taking requests. I can belt out some hilarious Celine Dion...

 

[wordsandballs]

I'll come dressed as the Easter bunny, with lots of painted hard-boiled eggs. I'll also bring a big bottle of Jim Beam, some mini passionfruit pavs and perform a fantastic drunken rendition of Poi E, complete with poi twirling and hip swinging.

In fact, get me drunk enough and I'll be taking requests. I can belt out some hilarious Celine Dion...

what's your song?

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I'll bring the bubble wrap.

We can have a popping time.

and my two dogs dressed as Santas elves , but dont put them they get over excited ( like me!)

My dog freaks the hell OUT when bubble wrap is involved. Can you bring some construction-grade noise-reducing canine headphones??

Okay, I'm in... always glad to help out with a blow job.

*strategic placement of mistletoe*

If there's another couch or loveseat available, I'll volunteer to man that for spankings or hugs as needed, too. Perhaps Yank and I can get a point-counterpoint rhythm going... Just no "Mission: Impossible" theme music as background, please!

How about Thing 1 and Thing 2 costumes? Just because.

"There's always some fish who doesn't like fun!"
*smack*
"There's always some fish, some crotchety one!"
*smack*

More like "dueling banjos" I would think...

Half this board has a reeeeal purty mouth.

I will bring the Kenny G greatest hits album.

Heheh. Can you pet kimuk's dogs?

Brain? Sure. And I will optimize the shit out of that liquor.

Dude! How many keywords have you HAD?? You are soooo indexed.

I'll come dressed as the Easter bunny, with lots of painted hard-boiled eggs. I'll also bring a big bottle of Jim Beam, some mini passionfruit pavs and perform a fantastic drunken rendition of Poi E, complete with poi twirling and hip swinging.

In fact, get me drunk enough and I'll be taking requests. I can belt out some hilarious Celine Dion...

The like the integrity of this - Celine Dion in an Easter bunny suit. This is where I become a maudlin drunk, cry and start talking about my plan for world peace through deployment of a U.N. snuggie force.

You may want to leave at that point, or ration the Celine Dion bunny belts. It's just too beautiful a world for some of us.

Fine you talked me into it. I will dig a Hangi pit in your backyard and do a hangi with Kiwi lamb and I will also bring some puha and maybe do a boil up.

I love it when you talk Kiwi.

 

[the captians wench]

*strategic placement of mistletoe*






The like the integrity of this - Celine Dion in an Easter bunny suit. This is where I become a maudlin drunk, cry and start talking about my plan for world peace through deployment of a U.N. snuggie force.

You may want to leave at that point, or ration the Celine Dion bunny belts. It's just too beautiful a world for some of us.

And this is my idea for world pease.

World pease, one blow job at a time.

 

[kiwi_submissive]

I'll come dressed as the Easter bunny, with lots of painted hard-boiled eggs. I'll also bring a big bottle of Jim Beam, some mini passionfruit pavs and perform a fantastic drunken rendition of Poi E, complete with poi twirling and hip swinging.

In fact, get me drunk enough and I'll be taking requests. I can belt out some hilarious Celine Dion...

Poi E, I can handle. If you break out any rendititon of Ten Guitars, I will be forced to gag you.

 

[Miles Long]

Par-tay!

 

[Red Sonja]

And this is my idea for world pease.

World pease, one blow job at a time.

Hey... it worked in the Cat Star Chronicles Book 1... And I'm definitely with you on this...!!

 

[Ropebunny]

Poi E, I can handle. If you break out any rendititon of Ten Guitars, I will be forced to gag you.

What! You don't want to see me slow-dance myself with a guitar while I croon? Fine, but I will HAVE to do Pokarekare Ana too. I'll do it while you dig up the hangi.

Actually, scratch that. I'll dig up the hangi while you sing. We don't want you falling in!

 

[kiwi_submissive]

What! You don't want to see me slow-dance myself with a guitar while I croon? Fine, but I will HAVE to do Pokarekare Ana too. I'll do it while you dig up the hangi.

Actually, scratch that. I'll dig up the hangi while you sing. We don't want you falling in!

Oh the humanity. I am going to have nightmares tonight about dancing with my ten guitars and Pokarekare Ana si one of those songs everyone sings the first 2 lines to and then mumbles the rest.

And no to the singing, last time I sung a dog hung itself and the hangi pit will be fine, I can manage firewalking without burning myself. Hey now theres an idea.....flaming pois

And don't forget the Maori bread with Golden Syrup

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

And this is my idea for world pease.

World pease, one blow job at a time.

Visionary.

Hey... it worked in the Cat Star Chronicles Book 1... And I'm definitely with you on this...!!

So few people have hobbies anymore.

Par-tay!

Party hearty Marty!

What! You don't want to see me slow-dance myself with a guitar while I croon? Fine, but I will HAVE to do Pokarekare Ana too. I'll do it while you dig up the hangi.

Actually, scratch that. I'll dig up the hangi while you sing. We don't want you falling in!

Dig up the hangi, but mind the heffalump trap.

Oh the humanity. I am going to have nightmares tonight about dancing with my ten guitars and Pokarekare Ana si one of those songs everyone sings the first 2 lines to and then mumbles the rest.

And no to the singing, last time I sung a dog hung itself and the hangi pit will be fine, I can manage firewalking without burning myself. Hey now theres an idea.....flaming pois

And don't forget the Maori bread with Golden Syrup

How many bourbons does it take to firewalk without feeling it?

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Oh, espresso is needed. Yes. Also, got any ideas for a playlist?
Are you gonna dress up? Consider: National Pun Day is March 4.

Pun day you say? I must take this opportunity and honor the heart of the pun...

I will happily come dressed as Doris Day with the TV guide page for Jimmy Fallons show times pinned to my shirt.

Playlist... Hmmm. Maybe we can just somehow persuade Daus to come and be the DJ?

As a completely random side note... I'm also bringing homemade caramel in a crock pot with apple slices. All Holidays can never have too much caramel...

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Pun day you say? I must take this opportunity and honor the heart of the pun...

I will happily come dressed as Doris Day with the TV guide page for Jimmy Fallons show times pinned to my shirt.

Playlist... Hmmm. Maybe we can just somehow persuade Daus to come and be the DJ?

As a completely random side note... I'm also bringing homemade caramel in a crock pot with apple slices. All Holidays can never have too much caramel...

This was so damn good, and it took me forever to get it. I finally figured it out, via the advanced cognitive approach I call "IM'ing you and telling you I couldn't get it."



I blame Christmas. Or the caramel.