What would be the worst possible safe word?

[angeleyes612]

Ah, well in that case, here are some suggestions that might prove less than effective, with apologies to Stella for their mostly hetero bias:

Asshole
Bastard
Castratus
Donglesnatch
Eunuch
Fartwhistler
Glanslicker
Hornswoggler
Impotence-monger
Jackoff
Knotfumbler
Lungwart
Merdenibbler
Nutsucker
Ornithocerebrate
Princess
Queefsniffer
Republican
Smegmaphile
Titmouse
Ululator
Vixen
Wogswallower
Ex
Yoniphobe
Zitsqueezer

Funny you should say that, because Titmouse actually is my safe word haha. But a bad safe word would be harder.

 

[Sweetdaisymae]

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
Its a station in Wales, honest!

I love fartwhistler, what a word

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

You know, I can't decide if animal noises would be good or bad? Under certain strain moo could sound like "more", baa could sound like "bad", neighs could sound like "nays", and others might be a bit too gutteral to be easily discernable at times.

*shrug*

 

[midwestyankee]

You know, I can't decide if animal noises would be good or bad? Under certain strain moo could sound like "more", baa could sound like "bad", neighs could sound like "nays", and others might be a bit too gutteral to be easily discernable at times.

*shrug*

I can only imagine the problems that might ensue with "quack" and "caw."

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

I can only imagine the problems that might ensue with "quack" and "caw."

Indeed... Though I must admit that this totally kicked off a train of thought about bird watcher couples. More specifically the suggestion that in their kinkiest fantasies that they only use specific and obscure bird calls to communicate. Um, thanks.

 

[Shankara20]

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

I made that sound once.

Medication eventually cleared me up...


Thank you for your concern.

 

[Sweetdaisymae]

I made that sound once.

Medication eventually cleared me up...


Thank you for your concern.

making that sound is a sure fire way to produce excessive amounts of sputum!

Glad you have recovered

 

[PetiteEsclave]

Cacao.


I love Portlandia

 

[kiwi_submissive]

Waikikamukau - pronounced whykickamoocow

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Waikikamukau - pronounced whykickamoocow

This *literally* made me laugh out loud. Thank you for a good start to my morning!

(P.S.: What does it *mean,* or is it just a place name without inherent meaning?)

 

[kiwi_submissive]

This *literally* made me laugh out loud. Thank you for a good start to my morning!

(P.S.: What does it *mean,* or is it just a place name without inherent meaning?)

You are so welcome, it has always made me laugh as well. I hope your day continues to get better.

I can just see someone trying to get that one out.

It's a name we use for REALLY small towns/remote places.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waikikamukau

 

[Niam1985]

You are so welcome, it has always made me laugh as well. I hope your day continues to get better.

I can just see someone trying to get that one out.

It's a name we use for REALLY small towns/remote places.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waikikamukau

So it's a few towns away from West Bumfuck and East Jabib?

 

[reachedme]

Waikikamukau - pronounced whykickamoocow

wasn't that the name of a race horse

also a dentist would still understand any safe word

 

[kiwi_submissive]

So it's a few towns away from West Bumfuck and East Jabib?

And to the west of Wherethehellami

wasn't that the name of a race horse

also a dentist would still understand any safe word

Yes it sure was. Imagine having to call that one during a race.

 

[Shankara20]

Cacao.


I love Portlandia

I fell off my chair when cacao was called over the phone....

 

[Primalex]

Green

 

[Blase]

"Yes, please!"

 

[fed0ra]

More please

 

[Sir_Winston54]

"Thank you, sir; may I have another?"

 

[midwestyankee]

"Thank you, sir; may I have another?"

Not only for the evident logical reason, but because you'd evoke a very silly image of Kevin Bacon and cause much unwanted laughter.

 

[dangersexqueen]

Redundant...

"Oh please stop, that is so redundant"

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Mmmmmmmm.

 

[DomKev]

(for women)
Their Father's name

(For Men)
Their mother's name
Pregnant

(For Both)
Police
Fire
Their Ex's name (extra points if its an ex that makes the dom feel insecure in some way)

 

[SirVPL]

Again

 

[VladHarkonnen]

Safety words, to my mind, should still be sexy or cute in some way. Not sure of the worst word but if it's something completely not sexy...something gross...something that might kill or at least damage the mood. That would be the worst...like maybe a word that has something to do with excrement or calls to mind a family member.