What would you do if you were the opposite sex for a day?

1.) I'd kill myself.

2.) If I were unsuccessful at #1, I'd sit on the couch, scratch my balls, and tell some bitch to make me a sammich. :cool:
 
Well, if I were an attractive female with a nice body, I would put on a short dress with stockings, garters, and heels. I would make sure I was sqeaky clean and totally smooth and leave my panties at home. Then I would head out to show off a bit. Probably try on lots of sexy shoes and hopefully find a salesperson that I would want to be touched by. And finally, I would fuck as many people as possible before the day was over. Groups, in public, you name it.
 
I've often thought about this. I'd make as much use of my time as possible. I'd start the day by dressing in my skankiest, sluttiest outfit. My skirt would be so short that it would barely cover my sexy, cotton panties with the lace trim which I would reveal every time I bent over or sat down in a slutty manner. I'd have a low cut top with a pretty lace camisole which matches my panties. I'd only be about 5'tall and weigh about 110#. My boobs would be no bigger than a 34a. I'd have white thigh high, fishnet stockings and a pair of black, shiny knee high patent leather boots with 3" heels. My hair would long, blonde and tied up in pigtails. Id' have my makeup done in the hottest, sluttiest manner possible. My lips would be covered with a bright, come fuck my mouth, red with matching nail polish. My eyes would have a nice purple and black blend and my lashes would be long and soft. I' have an intoxicating perfume on that would cause instant arousal of all those that catch a scent of it. I'd have some nice dangly earrings and a matching chain. I'd go shopping in the mall for the sexiest bras, panties and camisoles as well as other pretty clothes and try o as much as possible. I'd hit a shoe store and let the cute young clerk help me to find a nice pair of strappy heels which he would help me to fit while he kneels before me and sees the damp spot in my panties. I'd have him so turned on that he'd pay for them. I'd give him my phone# and tell him to invite as many friends as possible over to my place, both male and female. I'd hit the sex shop and buy a number of vibrators, dildos and plugs for the night's events.

When the shoe guy comes over he arrives in a mini school bus which is full of hot young studs and pretty young girls. I'd have everything set up in my living room including a video camera and a big screen tv which would display what we are doing. We then would have a big orgy where everything and anything goes. I get surrounded by at least 5 of the studs and have them fill every orifice while I use my hands on the rest of them. I'd suck out the cum from all the other girls' cunts and have them rinse my mouth out with their pee. I'd have all the boys cum into a big mixing bowl and have the girls add their pee. I'd take all the girls' panties and mine and soak them with the pee/cum mixture and put each one in a freezer bag so that I could savour them at a later date when I've reverted back to my yukky male self. I'd then take what is left of the mixture and pour it into my mouth and all over my face and body. I'd then thank everyone for treating me like the little cumdump, fucktoy, skanky slut that I've always wanted to be and to meet before they left. Maybe one or two of them would stay as I slowly revert back to my true form for another night of total, lustful, sex play and put my whole body to use until I pass out, soaked in fuck juices.
 
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set a timer for 24 hours and see how many big o'si could have in one day. it's not that much time. I could learn how the equipment works "firsthand."
 
It is absolutely intriguing. I would definitely try to take advantage of every experience possible. It may even be that after only 24 hours, I would be called a slut.
 
I would spend the day finding myself a sexy cute outfit and then try a find a nice fit guy to make love to me for the rest of the day.

I would also like to try myself with another woman, in a lesbian way.

I often feel as a transgendered guy that when Im with a woman its like I am playing at being a lesbian and would love the opportunity of being a complete lesbian both physically and sexually, because i just love to turn women on and find their most erotic and sexually active points in their bodies, I even ask the to tell me if their willing.
 
when (or if) i finally got tired of jacking off, I'd go out and just pull it out everywhere, show it off
 
when (or if) i finally got tired of jacking off, I'd go out and just pull it out everywhere, show it off

I would love to see that!
As for me, I would be bisexual and promiscuous.....seducing women and men everywhere...at work, in malls, on the train, in the library and grocery store....enjoying many many orgasms as I explored their bodies and sexual fantasies......
 
Seek out an ex of mine who is bisexual and see if she would be up for experiencing me as a woman.

If she were not available, I'd head to a lesbian bar and see whom I could pick up.
 
So fun

I would go to a hi class restaurant, wearing hot clothes, and just lure the men out all day. Off into a cloakroom or somewhere, and fuck their eyes out.

Nice idea!
 
Whew!

Well, if I were an attractive female with a nice body, I would put on a short dress with stockings, garters, and heels. I would make sure I was sqeaky clean and totally smooth and leave my panties at home. Then I would head out to show off a bit. Probably try on lots of sexy shoes and hopefully find a salesperson that I would want to be touched by. And finally, I would fuck as many people as possible before the day was over. Groups, in public, you name it.

Damn, we think alike! I am also upskirt lover, 68 yo. Remember how it used to be,
Dave
 
If it was one day, I'd spend all 24 hours playing with my boobs.

If it was two days, I'd spend the first 24 hours playing with my boobs and the 2nd 24 hours going to every bar in town and seeing how many men I could pickup. I have a theory that a woman who wants sex can find it anytime she wants, and I'd like to put that theory to the test.
 
Well ....find out what it's like to Orgasm as a women.

1st with self gratifcation ...then find a a good hung stud ...and fuck.

Then maybe some anal as well just to see what it's like from a female perspective ...see what the difference is like when a vaginia is the genitailia directly next to it.

Then last if still time in this very strange day ...maybe attempt to hook up with another women.
 
I'd probably spend the first half naked and masturbating a LOT. Clitoral, penetration, whatever. I'd try everything.

Then I'd probably get dressed up....heavy duty push up bra, really low cut dress....and try to pick up a guy that night. I'm not gay as a guy and the thought makes me cringe a little right now, but I'd spend the rest of my life regretting it if I didn't at least try to have sex as a girl, just to see what it's like.
 
Going for funny, and not sexy... I would enjoy the convenience of peeing, standing up.
 
If I were you
And I wish that I were you
All the things I'd do, to make myself turn blue
I suppose, I'd start by removin' all my clothes
Tie my pantyhose around my neck

I'll be that girl, you would be right over
If I were a field, you would be in clover
If I were the sun, you would be in shadow
If I had a gun, there'd be no tomorrow

If you will not have me as myself
Perhaps as someone else
Perhaps as you, I'll be worth noticin'
Then even a eunuch won't resist
The magic of a kiss, from such as me

I'll be that girl, you would be right over
If I were a field, you would be in clover
If I were the sun, you would be in shadow
If I had a gun, there'd be no tomorrow

It's time to kick off your shoes
Learn how to choose sadness
It's time to throw off those chains
Addle our brains with madness
'Cause we've got plenty of time
To grow old and die
But when at last your beauty's faded
You'll be glad that I have waited for you

When you're done
With being beautiful and young
When that course is run
Then come to me
 
Going for funny, and not sexy... I would enjoy the convenience of peeing, standing up.

Haha ..... Me too!

I want to write my name in pee in the snow:D

Of course it would be fun to have a boner.... Know what it is like to have a part of my body that has a mind of it own:D
 
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Can't explain where this thought comes from, but I would go out into a park, strip down naked and jerk myself off and cum as much as I could.
 
Can't explain where this thought comes from, but I would go out into a park, strip down naked and jerk myself off and cum as much as I could.

So...you'd be spending a good portion of your one day as a guy in jail, then?
 
Can't explain where this thought comes from, but I would go out into a park, strip down naked and jerk myself off and cum as much as I could.

You better hope its a warm day, or you may have trouble getting going!
 
Enjoy 24 hours of the thing I am most envious of the female gender...multiple orgasms.

Yeah, definitely envious of that. Besides that (and boobs,) I think I'm next most envious of being able to be aroused with no obvious sign. I suppose they could wet through their clothing, but that would take a pretty extreme circumstance.
 
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