whats a guy gotta do to get ten votes?

[champagne1982]

I think ya gotta fuck everyone on this forum to get ten votes...

Yeah Yeah ... that's it! Fuck 'em all ... ooo

But to qualify to be a monthly winner with 50 votes, ya gotta go and fuck everyone in the other forums ...

Oh Oh ... harder baby! Grrrrrowl ...


Uhmm sorry, what was your question?

 

[normal jean]

here's MY fucking poem

Fuck Me


be careful fucking those fucking people in the other fucking forums or you'll likely pick up a fucking troll

 

[SeattleRain]

Re: here's MY fucking poem

Fuck Me


be careful fucking those fucking people in the other fucking forums or you'll likely pick up a fucking troll

omg Normal

that is the funniest thing I heard all day

the Troll---
the first identified cyber venereal disease!



man doc, can you give me something for this troll, it is really a pain in the ass and won't go away....

okay gotta go find one of my fucking poems

my fucking poem

 

[OT]

poems put out in public

could it be ...
readers ( by nature a voyeuristic lot )
are busy watching your fucking poems
'stead-o voting

For what it's worth, I've ninety two poems and only 4 have more than 10 votes. Last I looked, they weren't even nekked.

 

[killallhippies]

poems put out in public

could it be ...
readers ( by nature a voyeuristic lot )
are busy watching your fucking poems
'stead-o voting

For what it's worth, I've ninety two poems and only 4 have more than 10 votes. Last I looked, they weren't even nekked.

do you have something against blattant self promotion? i'm just sick of the comments and votes stopping after the first day. one or two comments and three votes is not enough for me to get an idea on how well my poems are being recieved by the readers.

this experiment has worked out quite well, imo. i now have enough votes to assume that while most people seem to think my poems are ok there is room for improvment.


pardon any spelling errors. i'm typing in a hurry.

 

[OT]

do you have something against blattant self promotion? i'm just sick of the comments and votes stopping after the first day. one or two comments and three votes is not enough for me to get an idea on how well my poems are being recieved by the readers.

this experiment has worked out quite well, imo. i now have enough votes to assume that while most people seem to think my poems are ok there is room for improvment.


pardon any spelling errors. i'm typing in a hurry.

nope. Nothing agaisnt it all. 'twas only my feeble attempt at spoofing "fucking poems" and "putting out", and... oh never mind.

'tis good you got votes.

 

[killallhippies]

nope. Nothing agaisnt it all. 'twas only my feeble attempt at spoofing "fucking poems" and "putting out", and... oh never mind.

'tis good you got votes.

word. now, can someone remind me how to edit submissions after they're already up? apparently i used the wrong its/'s in one of my poems and failed to notice. do i just resubmit a corrected version or is there another step i have to take?

 

[Maria2394]

Re: Re: here's MY fucking poem

omg Normal

that is the funniest thing I heard all day

the Troll---
the first identified cyber venereal disease!



man doc, can you give me something for this troll, it is really a pain in the ass and won't go away....

okay gotta go find one of my fucking poems

my fucking poem

Oh Seattle, yoo hoo

Umm, jean is back in that damned closet, afraid you will name the cyber VD after HER!!! she says, no fuckin way will you do that!!!
also, you oughtta know, she enlarged the hole and now she can get her tongue in there, so if you feel somthing wet besides water next shower, its probably her pervy lil self..I am so sorry

 

[tungtied2u]

you sick fuckers

OH MY GOD! What have I gotten myself mixed up in? A wacked out, worked up bunck of weirdos! God bless your cotton pickin hearts! (addendum advised by Eve).

 

[champagne1982]

Re: you sick fuckers

OH MY GOD! What have I gotten myself mixed up in? A wacked out, worked up bunck of weirdos! God bless your cotton pickin hearts! (addendum advised by Eve).

Whacked up, fucked up, wierdo bunk,
It's where we cum when we're all fucked up,
or down, or seussian rhyming.
The vespers are chiming,
and I aint been advised
to add any end um,
to my most recent cum,
at least not in cotton.
picked fresh from the boll.
There's a conundrum,
since I just know you meant
to type "b-u-n-c-h"

 

[minsue]

word. now, can someone remind me how to edit submissions after they're already up? apparently i used the wrong its/'s in one of my poems and failed to notice. do i just resubmit a corrected version or is there another step i have to take?

Yay! Thank you, thank you, thank you

I've re-edited my story and want to replace the posted version with my new edited one. How do I do this?

No problem! Simply submit the new version as you submitted the old one, only adding the word "EDITED" to the title (ex. "My Sexy Firefighter Ch. 03 - EDITED") so that we know to replace the old text with the new text. We will then replace the original text with the new text. Your story will retain its previous voting score and views.

From the FAQs. I assume editing poems would be the same as editing stories.

The one major drawback: if you edit, your votes start over. You may want to just put up with the PCs from anal retentive people such as myself if you don't want to lose the votes you already have.

 

[JCSTREET]

I can give you a little gris-gris

man doc, can you give me something for this troll, it is really a pain in the ass and won't go away....


to soothe the affected area

 

[annaswirls]

word. now, can someone remind me how to edit submissions after they're already up? apparently i used the wrong its/'s in one of my poems and failed to notice. do i just resubmit a corrected version or is there another step i have to take?

um oh the edit thing-- correct me if I am wrong


submit a poem under the same name, with the word "-edit" after it, submit your edited poem in the box, and in the place where you can leave a note, just let laurel know you are submitting an edited version.

I am such a lazy ass that I have never actually done this (not even on the story where I switch the main character's name at the end of page 1)

anna

 

[killallhippies]

hmmm, i'll have to think about it now. i mean i just went through all this trouble to vote whore and now i'm going to risk wasting all of that effort? i don't know.


thanks for all the advice people.

 

[annaswirls]

Re: Re: Re: here's MY fucking poem

Oh Seattle, yoo hoo

Umm, jean is back in that damned closet, afraid you will name the cyber VD after HER!!! she says, no fuckin way will you do that!!!
also, you oughtta know, she enlarged the hole and now she can get her tongue in there, so if you feel somthing wet besides water next shower, its probably her pervy lil self..I am so sorry

Maria, what are we going to do about our little sluts?
I got some chains in the basement.
They would probably like that...
but not after a few days

 

[JCSTREET]

VOTE COTE VOTE

My poem For a Social Worker has garnered 9 votes

LUNA which achieved some acceptance in the marketplace has garnered 8

help me get over da hump

if anyone else has poems in this precarious position I'll be glad to read them and give a fair (though necessarily subjective) vote

if it's . . . uh . . . . not more than about 50

carlie

 

[JCSTREET]

Re: Re: Re: Re: here's MY fucking poem

Maria, what are we going to do about our little sluts?
I got some chains in the basement.
They would probably like that...
but not after a few days

let the boys have them for a night before you discipline them

we'll use condoms so we don't get it

(OK Anna - I'm off to do e,f,g,h)

 

[LaughingWolf]

Yeah, the FAQ say we don't lose vote score, but when I edited I want to be that cat (was really really in need of editing) I did lost the votes I had, so be warned.....


It is why I decided not to edit Kiss Me , to remove the italic formating. I got conflicting feedback about it anyway (some found it distracting, others found it give it an intimate 'whispered' feel) and decided not to lose the votes I had for such a small change.

I got several votes, but to be honest, it is in part because I have several friends who were all 'oooh you are on Lit now?' and then came over to vote. I'm sure in a few poems it will drop.

What I do is always answer feedback, at least when possible. (when it is not anonymous lol)

Oh, and the Troll thing had me laughing. lol