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Currently listening to an interview with Stanley Tucci describing the food he ate growing up, while also listening to my stomach growl. But I think my pantry is down to one last can of Bush baked beans and half a bag of rice. Time to improvise. Here, kitty, kitty!![]()
The eyes of the new cafeteria girl.
Real fuck me eyes. Smouldering.
Just need to get the mask off and get my cock down her throat.....
I'm bloody starving! So tempted to order in..
I do that - google food while starving. It's madness isn't it? You just end up contemplating a bowl of cereal before ordering a curry
Pre-Covid that would have sounded so much worse...![]()
Heck, ya! What are we having. *pulls up a chair*
Har! Exactly! I wake up most mornings debating time-consuming breakfast options, but this morning I gave up and just had a bowl of oatmeal instead. Now I'm gorging myself on the omelet I deprived myself of ealier.But I do always try to make a point of eating before I go the grocery store--otherwise, my cart looks like I'm feeding a family of six.
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That my dear is the crux of the problem. I've got plenty in - even have some eggs that need to be used up. I just can't be arsed to cook when other people can provide me (us) with so many different exotic foodstuffs. And all in exchange for a few pounds...
How else do you convince yourself that that delicious looking lemon meringue pie is exactly what your body needs to sustain itself?

Oh, I just tell myself that the pie is standing way at the back of the line of bad habits likely to kill me, and have at it. Take that, you stupid pie! I am the apex predator in the land of desserts. You can't escape me!
(Sugar rush appears to be kicking in nicely.)
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I definitely over-poured the cereal. This is taking all morning to eat!

Dirty and his son.
Hope he's home and well, my dear.![]()

This will sound weird, but what’s crossing my mind is that my bra smells amazing
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