What's your favorite quote?

[Lord_Michael]

Mark Twain

"The trouble with the world is not that people know too little, but that they know so many things that ain't so."

 

[TarevaChine]

"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."

~Will Rogers​

 

[Lord_Michael]

Mark Twain

There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate: when he can't afford it, and when he can.

 

[Beck31]

From True Blood--Two of my favorite quotes

1) This dog don't bark that way-Jason Stackhouse
2) We fight like siblings but we f-k like champions-Eric Northman

 

[Redkate]

On the true Blood theme

"Blah, blah, vampire emergency, blah." - Pam

"I know nothin' bout birthin' vampire babies." - Tara

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

"I am my own hell." ~ Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

 

[midwestyankee]

"L'enfer, c'est les autres." ("Hell is other people.") Jean-Paul Sartre

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

"Love can consign us to hell or to paradise, but it always takes us somewhere." ~ Paulo Coelho



"From the moment I was six I felt sexy. And let me tell you it was hell, sheer hell, waiting to do something about it." ~ Bette Davis

 

[TarevaChine]

"The imperfections of a man, his frailties, his faults, are just as important as his virtues. You can’t separate them. They’re wedded."

~ Henry Miller​

 

[Stella_Omega]

I just today heard this one;
Do not be too moral. You may cheat yourself of much life. Aim above morality.
Be not simply good; be good for something.
~ Henry David Thoreau

 

[gypsy*seer]

Today it's:

"We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves happy. The amount of work is the same. ~ Carlos Castaneda”

 

[Lord_Michael]

Lynn Lavner

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."

 

[gypsy*seer]

Today it's:

"They were a "Mad Men" party in a "Modern Family" country."

Referring to Repubs on GMA this morning...

 

[270buck]

Tombstone

I'll be your huckleberry.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

“Don't be ashamed to weep; 'tis right to grieve. Tears are only water, and flowers, trees, and fruit cannot grow without water. But there must be sunlight also. A wounded heart will heal in time, and when it does, the memory and love of our lost ones is sealed inside to comfort us.”

~ Brian Jacques

 

[Lord_Michael]

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups:
alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.

--Alex Levine

 

[Lord_Michael]

"A man who views the world at 50 the same way he did at 20, has wasted 30 years of his life."

-- Muhammad Ali

 

[kiwi_submissive]

It doesn't matter whether you see the glass as half full or half empty. All that it means is that there is more space for bourbon

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

It doesn't matter whether you see the glass as half full or half empty. All that it means is that there is more space for bourbon

Awesome, and so true!

~


“If you judge people, you have no time to love them.”
~ Mother Teresa

 

[Lord_Michael]

"An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, stays bought."

--Simon Cameron (Lincoln's first Secretary of War)

 

[Porkwarrior]

Marche ou creve

 

[bobbyinhouston]

Pardon me while I whip this out- The late Clevon Little in Blazing Saddles

 

[asfucwit]

"You can lead a Whore to culture but you can't make her think"
Dorothy Parker (Rothschild) Speech to American Horticultural Society

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear. ~Mark Twain

 

[Ahlam]

"Hang yourself, poet, in your own words. Otherwise, you are dead." --Langston Hughes