What's your favorite quote?

[Lord_Michael]

"My choice early in life was either to be a piano player in a whorehouse or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference."

-- Harry S. Truman

 

[NaughtyAngel7]

.........







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[NikiCole]

As seen on a bumper sticker: If you're gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair.

 

[Lord_Michael]

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.

-- Dean Martin

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

The sun, with all those planets revolving around it and dependent upon it, can still ripen a bunch of grapes as if it had nothing else in the universe to do.
~ Galileo

 

[Lord_Michael]

"There are two tragedies in life. One is not to get your heart's desire. The other is to get it."

--George Bernard Shaw

 

[Lord_Michael]

"Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded."

--Yogi Berra

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Happiness is as a butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but which if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you.

~ Nathaniel Hawthorne

 

[midwestyankee]

"Behold I do not give lectures or a little charity,
When I give I give myself." Walt Whitman

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

“Women defend themselves by attacking, just as they attack by sudden and strange surrenders.”


~ Oscar Wilde

 

[midwestyankee]

"You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine."
Flip Wilson

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

“I alone cannot change the world, but I can cast a stone across the waters to create many ripples.”

~ Mother Teresa

 

[Lord_Michael]

"The problem with doing nothing is not knowing when you're finished."

--Nelson DeMille, Plum Island

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

~ W. C. Fields

 

[LWulf]

"Let's not let the facts confuse the issue" My dad (don't know of anybody saying it before him)

"Coffee without caffeine, is like sex without the spanking"
~Trevor hale "Cupid"

 

[Lord_Michael]

“The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any.”

Fred Astaire

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
~ E.E. Cummings

 

[LovingDaddyDom]

"The depth of darkness to which you can descend and still live is an exact measure of the height to which you can aspire to attain."
~Pliny the elder

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Few are those who see with their own eyes and feel with their own hearts.
~ Albert Einstein

 

[Dianthus]

“I believe that if, at the end of it all, according to our abilities, we have done something to make others a little happier, and something to make ourselves a little happier, that is about the best we can do. To make others less happy is a crime. To make ourselves unhappy is where all crime starts. We must try to contribute joy to the world. That is true no matter what our problems, our health, our circumstances. We must try.” Roger Ebert

 

[midwestyankee]

"Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves." Albert Einstein

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

"Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves." Albert Einstein

Talk about a smart guy.

 

[Sprinkles22]

""Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons .... for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!"" ~unknown

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

I know what the greatest cure is: it is to give up, to relinquish, to surrender, so that our little hearts may beat in unison with the great heart of the world.
~ Henry Miller

 

[archielicks]

' when life gives you lemons say fuck the lemons and bail ' that surf instructor from Forgetting sarah Marshall '