What's your sign?

[dolf]

best horoscope thread ever.

 

[sixfeetundernea]

I'm cancer. I hate beaches, but I get so pissed when someone tells me how to live my life.

 

[sixfeetundernea]

best horoscope thread ever.

This.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Cancer: Emo/ Goth kid/loner

Leo: Overly emotional

I'm July 22, which is usually Cancer, but sometimes it's Leo. I'm definitely Leo here.

The signs as untranslatable phrases

Cancer: Suadade (Portuguese)- Saudade refers to the feeling of longing for something or someone that you love and which is lost. Saudade is not just a feeling but also something one can “have”.

Leo: Komorebi (Japanese)- Refers to the sunlight that filters through the leaves of trees..

ooo, I like the dappled sunlight!

 

[PoppingTom]

Aquarius.

And everything is true.

 

[glynndah]

Mine have been surprisingly accurate.

 

[Garnate]

I'm a crouton. I think deep down inside me somewhere I knew that all along.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Don't laugh at my bent wiener


http://www.jrcompton.com/photos/D200/Batch_6/Slippery-When-Wet-0005.jpg

 

[oggbashan]

I was born in Wales. Some of the signs were inauspicious:

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2011/02/16/article-1297871947721-0D391B59000005DC-382106_223x217.jpg

http://i2.walesonline.co.uk/incoming/article1792551.ece/BINARY/translations-272893020.jpg

http://thecatatthecatsdiarydotcom.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/wales-where-all-the-best-sheep-go.jpg

If you are Welsh, your response might be wtf?

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45162000/jpg/_45162744_-2.jpg

The Welsh reads: "I am not in the office at the moment. Send any work to be translated".

 

[RobDownSouth]

I'm a crouton. I think deep down inside me somewhere I knew that all along.

Garlic 'n Herbs or Classic Caesar crouton?

 

[domroger]

Two fingers rampant .

 

[oggbashan]

http://i2.walesonline.co.uk/incoming/article8010757.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/codiad-am-ddim.jpg

The Welsh, instead of reading 'Free Cash Withdrawals' translates as 'Free Erections'.

 

[SassyKatz71]

Sagittarius. But not to a T

 

[bluebell]

The signs when being asked not to do the thing

Libra - How did you even know about the thing? Are you a SPY?!

100% yes. Can't stop laughing at it.

 

[jezzilee]

This thread is fun.

I'm a Sagittarius. I have noticed a lot of things about my sign do pertain to me.