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I beat my professor because Freud told me to.

The fact that my undergrad degree is in psychology makes me appreciate this all the more today!
 
I licked a golf ball because I haven't slept in days...

(and honestly, because I am sexy as fuck):p
 
When I went to a bdsm meet up, a lovely person who I was meeting from here said 'wear anything at all, anything goes, whatever you feel comfortable, but at a bdsm event to blend in black is a safe bet.

Of bourse there are a lot of sexy as fucks here as a result.

( btw, it's telling if my obstinance that despite having low self esteem I wore peach, and a yellow hat)

I like the thought of peach and a yellow hat! That's why I do the glitter stuff. Sometimes you just need a little color/sparkle to get you through
 
I licked a golf ball because I haven't slept in days...

(and honestly, because I am sexy as fuck):p

I have a couple dozen in the basement waiting for when the course opens again in the spring, in case you want to perfect your game.

Constitutionally opposed to revealing my birthday, but this does look like a fun way to launch some snark and frippery.
 
Wish I had gotten "I got naked with Luke Bryan because I'm a total pimp."
 
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I shot some mayonnaise because the voices in my head told me to !!! HAHAHAHAHA
 
I cuddle with a bowl of french fries because I'm sexy as fuck.



...eh?
 
I tripped over cookie monster because Freud told me to/because I have high self-esteem/because I am pure class/because I haven't slept in days.
 
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