silverwhisper
just this guy, you know?
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holy crap, yank showed up too?
TBK, yank, EJfan...i sense a tremor in the force...
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TBK, yank, EJfan...i sense a tremor in the force...
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When the hell did this all start?
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10 years ago was last time until recently
..that I had any need to buy condoms...(well that I knew of...I of course didnt know my wife was fucking a troll near the end there, but i digress)
At the time we were having trouble paying off the hospital bill for our 4th child and a little protection seemed in order...
trial and error yielded a good fit from trojan large in a green package....
so now single and giving serious thought to fucking the second woman in 45 years as after nearly 2 years of celibacy I think I might just find that amusing should such an occasion occur in a town with a 5 to one male to female ratio...
I go out and look nervously for condoms like a teenager doing something wrong. I actually chickened out asking for assistance like three times!
bought some guiltily at random, rolled it on, er well test drove it solo, and it was a little constrictive.
Finally I ask a pair of hispanic ladies if they can tell me if any of the (sparse) choices they carry there are slightly larger. They give me a look like no one in this town ever asked them that. Not sure why that would be..i'm not ginormous. national average is supposed to be 6.5 inches. Im starting to suspect that that figure is er, inflated.
At 7.5 inches and fairly proportionate, the regular are a little snug.
10 years ago trojan made reg, large and magnum.
I get to "the big city" 45 miles away and hit a walmart.
turns out male pride has worked its way into condom sizing..
near as i can figure it, regular is not identified as such, former large is now magnum and magnum is now magnum xl.
maybe i'll hold off rejoining the gloved up and free-lovin world until my size is re-branded as magnum xl super-duper huge and magnums are called OMG OUCH!
..that I had any need to buy condoms...(well that I knew of...I of course didnt know my wife was fucking a troll near the end there, but i digress)
At the time we were having trouble paying off the hospital bill for our 4th child and a little protection seemed in order...
trial and error yielded a good fit from trojan large in a green package....
so now single and giving serious thought to fucking the second woman in 45 years as after nearly 2 years of celibacy I think I might just find that amusing should such an occasion occur in a town with a 5 to one male to female ratio...
I go out and look nervously for condoms like a teenager doing something wrong. I actually chickened out asking for assistance like three times!
bought some guiltily at random, rolled it on, er well test drove it solo, and it was a little constrictive.
Finally I ask a pair of hispanic ladies if they can tell me if any of the (sparse) choices they carry there are slightly larger. They give me a look like no one in this town ever asked them that. Not sure why that would be..i'm not ginormous. national average is supposed to be 6.5 inches. Im starting to suspect that that figure is er, inflated.
At 7.5 inches and fairly proportionate, the regular are a little snug.
10 years ago trojan made reg, large and magnum.
I get to "the big city" 45 miles away and hit a walmart.
turns out male pride has worked its way into condom sizing..
near as i can figure it, regular is not identified as such, former large is now magnum and magnum is now magnum xl.
maybe i'll hold off rejoining the gloved up and free-lovin world until my size is re-branded as magnum xl super-duper huge and magnums are called OMG OUCH!
