Where do you cum when you jerk off?

[bimori]

My hand or a towel so I don’t have to wipe off my hands

I always cum into a shot glass so I can dump my hot load into my mouth. No cum should go to waste.

 

[cuck72]

While masturbation never gets old it can become uneventful if you don't find ways to spice things up. Just like intercourse. Typically the older you get the more things you've tried and some things just stick with you. On your hands, stomach, chest, face; not necessarily in that order.

I have a few ways that get me off, mostly watching cuckold or a guy sucking off a nice cum load in his mouth. I always end up out of my chair, and on my knees cumming in my hand, or a cup that I save in the freezer. I also have some naked pictures of my wife, and put them next to pictures of some guys I know, I get off looking, thinking of him seeing my wife's naked pic's, and him fucking my wife, and making me clean up his cum. I make sure I always have some soiled pissy skid marked undies, or a pussy stinky pair of my wife's panties with me. When I'm sniffing my pissy shitty smelly undies , I'm always thinking I'm sucking a big stinky cock.

 

[sterculius]

I most often cum in my hand so that I can lick it all up, usually as my wife watches me.

 

[JackOffer]

I don't jerk off very often, I have other options available. When I do though, I cum in my hand so I can lick it off and swallow the delicious goodness. If there is anyone else around, I'm fucking them, not jerking off.

 

[zotique]

Was of tissue as I only do it at my computer desk.

I just started wearing boxers in the last few years so I don't have to drop my underwear, just pull my boner out and jack off.

Quicker to pull my pants up if the old lady suddenly comes upstairs.

 

[Bry1313]

Usually hit a tissue, or on a rare occasion just onto myself

 

[AficionadoAngel]

One of my brothers used to use his own underwear. I still wonder if he did it on purpose so I would find them in the laundry. They mostly appeared when my parents were away. My brother's rarely did their own laundry.

 

[Billsexpot]

Down the shower drain, onto my belly, into a shirt or pair of underwear, sometimes into a pair of wifey’s underwear...plenty of places.

 

[Feshta]

Firstly I need to say I still have a foreskin (yes it’s relevant). When I feel the urge I pull the turtle neck up and fill the void between my foreskin and glans. Then once the climax subsides I expel it into whatever is available, usually a sock.

It feels to me most like cumming into a woman, without having a woman present.

 

[hex2112]

I try to cum in my mouth and face. Long ago I could cum right in my mouth, I swallowed my cum hundreds of times back then. I was able to cum 2 or 3 times a day back then. I swallowed every one of them.

 

[Dandum1570]

My chest and stomach, or a t-shirt usually.

 

[Ltimmy82]

(deleting)

 

[Smoothshavendad]

If I’m edging and I start oozing, I love to rub it on my nipples. So hot!

 

[clevermoniker]

Lately my orgasms have been so intense the load has landed on my shoulder...or flown over my head. And I'm almost 6 feet tall.

 

[suckonsimon]

Just currently? onto a dish from which I slide it into a sealable container in my freezer where there are already a few loads frozen solid. There's a young cocksucker lad wants to meet me and have the lot of it defrosted and smeared over my cock and balls before he has the latest load warm and slippery direct.

 

[Isevil1976]

More times than not into my wife’s bras or panties, I’ve done it on her while she was sleeping.... that didn’t go as well as I thought it would.

 

[NEOhio1972]

More times than not into my wife’s bras or panties, I’ve done it on her while she was sleeping.... that didn’t go as well as I thought it would.

Didn't go well?? lol.... she wasn't as impressed or into it as you would have hoped? lol You tried- that counts for something- right?

 

[Justfantasies]

Didn't go well?? lol.... she wasn't as impressed or into it as you would have hoped? lol You tried- that counts for something- right?

My wife's skirts is my favorite -- but panties will do

 

[young_people_pleaser]

Anywhere I'm asked or told!

 

[phoenix58]

When you are jerking off where are the most common places you cum?

My most common spot is on my chest then I clean it up.

What about you?

Recently, I've been using a rubber glove. Put some hand cream inside, and it feels a little like a pussy. Easy clean up, just throw it out.

I also do the laundry, and if I'm horny the nice soft cotton panties are too tempting to resist.

 

[NEOhio1972]

Recently, I've been using a rubber glove. Put some hand cream inside, and it feels a little like a pussy. Easy clean up, just throw it out.

I also do the laundry, and if I'm horny the nice soft cotton panties are too tempting to resist.

Rubber glove thing?? really? huh..... interesting thought.....

If you are horny, you make due with what you have, right?? LOL!! I am with you...

 

[8incock]

I love to cum on my feet then lick it all off and jerk again.

 

[HappyToBeAlive]

i like to be told where and how to cum so it depends

 

[wanderingThoughts66]

I wear boxers and enjoy the freedom and access to tease myself. I cum in the palm of my hand - love the sticky feeling of my sperm. If I'm very horny I will lick it off otherwise I'll just rinse it off. Tissue is messy and if I'm lazy I have left it on my desk - luckily my wife does not come into my office (or clean up my mess...lol)

 

[Shark9000]

On my own chest. Clean up from there.