Where is the most unusual or risky placed you’ve peed?

In my kitchen just a few minutes ago. I’m temporarily sleeping in the living room with our new puppy and if I open the dog gate to use the bathroom in the hall, he’ll wake up.

So if I need to pee in the middle of the night, I tiptoe into the kitchen, pull down my panties, pee into an old plastic cup, and rinse it down the sink.
Got to do what you got to do 🤷‍♂️
 
Ex girlfriend who used me for money and dumped me. She was dumb enough to leave her car doors unlocked and I peed on her drivers seat in the middle of the night.
 
round the coner of the petrol station on a small green patch of grass the guy wouldn't let me in to use the toilet
 
Sitting at a crowded bar drinking beers. Didn’t want to lose my seat so I pissed against the front of the bar while chatting
 
in an ex's driveway. at about 2 in the morning. while he was inside asleep with his new girl. i probably showed up on at least 2 Ring doorbell cams on the block.
 
Some years ago my wife and I were coming back home after a long trip. I was driving for more than 8 hours and was exhausted. So I stopped at some big truckers rest stop to have some coffee. My wife was sleeping at the passenger's seat for the last couple of hours. But as soon as I stopped she opened her eyes and said she needs to pee. She got out of the car still half-sleeping and obviously unable to think clear. She made just a couple of steps away from the car, pulled down her jeans and panties, squatted and started peeing. Three truckers were standing smoking just about 5 meters away from us. They looked at her totally shocked. My wife finished peeing and returned to a passenger seat. Also shocked I asked the truckers where could I buy coffee. 'I'll show you, dude, and I'll pay for your coffee. You've just made my day' one of them said.
 
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Some years ago my wife and I were coming back home after a long trip. I was driving for more than 8 hours and was exhausted. So I stopped at some big truckers rest stop to have some coffee. My wife was sleeping at the passenger's seat for the last couple of hours. But as soon as I stopped she opened her eyes and said she needs to pee. She got out of the car still half-sleeping and obviously unable to think clear. She made just a couple of steps away from the car, pulled down her jeans and panties, squatted and started peeing. Three truckers were standing smoking just about 5 meters away from us. They looked at her totally shocked. My wife finished peeing and returned to a passenger seat. Also shocked I asked the truckers where could I by coffee. 'I'll show you, dude, and I'll pay for your coffee. You've just made my day' one of them said.
i bet every trucker with a cb heard about it that night lol love it!
 
I went to a small, conservative, religious college as an undergrad and for some reason I made a personal goal to pee in every girls bathroom on campus. I'm sure I didn't get them all, but I probably got a good 90% of them and had a few awkward encounters along the way.
 
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