which celebrity would you love to fuck?

All the men of Blue Bloods!! Tom Selleck, Donnie Wahlberg, and Will Estes, in no particular order!! Maybe even Bridget Moynahan!!
 
So many beautiful women as I can't believe I left her off 🤦🏼‍♂️ She'd be top 3 easy for me if not #1!
Rihanna? No, she isn't a dirty freak, actually: "No, you CAN'T put your head down there! The very idea. Per-lease! Bad boy. Now, I'm going to spread my legs ... like this, yes, and I'd like you to insert ... can I just, like, get at my cup of tea here, wait, oh, thanks, yes, now, be sure and tell me, like, when you've finished, will you, because I might be, like, SO engrossed in this book, you see .. yes, good boy, there's a good boy". That kind of bollocks. Brings on Droop Syndrome like a flash, let me tell you. I'd give her a wide berth if I were you.

The last time, I just grabbed my shit and ran, man. She never even noticed - murmuring something about Vonski's saddle bags, she was. Or was it Vronski?
 
In order, Jennifer Anniston, Kaley Cuoco, Claire Danes, Julie Bowen, Amy Ryan, Jennifer Lawrence, Scarlett Johansson, Mimi Rogers, Kathryn Hahn, Mary Steenburgen. Man that was fun. Thanks for asking. Going to rub one out now.
 
*marked for when I have time to return*

12h later:
Ok, with much thought (and assuming time is no object, so that I can indulge my fantasies when they were new — some 20 to 30 years old at this point)

Maggie Gyllenhaal (c. 2005-2006?)
Felicity Jones (c. 2015-16?)
Hayley Atwell
Allison Brie
Christina Hendricks (c. 2001-02)
Alice Eve
…Gotta echo the love for Jennifer Love Hewitt (c. 1999 ish?)
Jennifer Connelly (c. ‘Career Opportunities.’ Oof.)

And I’ve kind of got a dirty need for Karen Gillan… regardless of how she’s made up. (Like, she’s just as hot as Nebula as she is in Jumanji…)
 
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1. Jenna Ortega
2. Gal Gadot
3. Millie
4. Brie Larsen
5. ScarJo
6. Maisie Williams
7. Emma Watson
8. Brett Cooper
9. Kenzie Zeigler
10.
 
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