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BiBunny said:
At the first sign of a chuckle, I'll slap him and say, "Boyth who thnicker thould be thlapped,"
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This had me laughing so hard I nearly choked.

This thread is gold, and makes me feel better for some of the goofy, whimsical shit I've ordered :D
 
My mother's mothers were patriarchal, long-bearded farmers who fled religious persecution in Germany and Switzerland and her fathers were Jews. By way of paying respects to my roots, I've decided to memorize all scriptural justification for the dominion of man over woman in all of the so called "Abrahamic Religions"; in other words, in the Old and New Testaments and in the Koran. (My father's fathers were southern slaveowners whose god was Mammon; which I suppose may have contributed to my bdsm gene in its own way.) I've long carried a vision with me that I call "bible and strop". A man in a black vest and shirtsleeves with a long beard reads the appropriate comminative passages from the good book by way of preamble to the application of the rod, licensed since bible days by no lesser authority than Solomon himself in the Book Of Proverbs.

On the other hand, as a rootless cosmopolitan, a secular humanist, a godless materialist, a skeptic and an atheist; I acknowledge the absurdity of this whole scenario and thus I place it under the heading of "whimsacle dominations".
 
rosco rathbone said:
My mother's mothers were patriarchal, long-bearded farmers who fled religious persecution in Germany and Switzerland and her fathers were Jews. By way of paying respects to my roots, I've decided to memorize all scriptural justification for the dominion of man over woman in all of the so called "Abrahamic Religions"; in other words, in the Old and New Testaments and in the Koran. (My father's fathers were southern slaveowners whose god was Mammon; which I suppose may have contributed to my bdsm gene in its own way.) I've long carried a vision with me that I call "bible and strop". A man in a black vest and shirtsleeves with a long beard reads the appropriate comminative passages from the good book by way of preamble to the application of the rod, licensed since bible days by no lesser authority than Solomon himself in the Book Of Proverbs.

On the other hand, as a rootless cosmopolitan, a secular humanist, a godless materialist, a skeptic and an atheist; I acknowledge the absurdity of this whole scenario and thus I place it under the heading of "whimsacle dominations".
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Damn, this is an outstanding visual.

No, I'm not just referring to the beards of your female ancestors. ;)
 
JMohegan said:
Damn, this is an outstanding visual.

No, I'm not just referring to the beards of your female ancestors. ;)
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If you'd seen my great-aunt Irma, you'd have wondered how she always managed such a close shave.
 
rosco rathbone said:
If you'd seen my great-aunt Irma, you'd have wondered how she always managed such a close shave.
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I'm heading out the door for the evening. Thanks for making me laugh!
 
rosco rathbone said:
By way of paying respects to my roots, I've decided to memorize all scriptural justification for the dominion of man over woman in all of the so called "Abrahamic Religions"; in other words, in the Old and New Testaments and in the Koran.
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Wot, no Torah? (or the other Judaic scriptures.)
 
rosco rathbone said:
I may well attempt the Torah. Any hints would be appreciated, if you be a hebraic scholar.
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torah, five books of moses, old testement... smae thing, different name

try the tanach for the jewish perspective... its gen, ex, lev, num, dut, as well as the prophets, and the writings.

the word "tanach" comes from the fcombination of the first letter in hebrew for torah, the first letter in hebrew for nevi'im (prophets), and the first letter in hebrew for kethuvim (writings). tav. nun. chav. tanach.
 
myinnerslut said:
torah, five books of moses, old testement... smae thing, different name

try the tanach for the jewish perspective... its gen, ex, lev, num, dut, as well as the prophets, and the writings.

the word "tanach" comes from the fcombination of the first letter in hebrew for torah, the first letter in hebrew for nevi'im (prophets), and the first letter in hebrew for kethuvim (writings). tav. nun. chav. tanach.
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Ah, right you are. I was thinking of the body of learned commentary; whose name I cannot recall at the moment.
 
myinnerslut said:
talmud?
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I can never remember the name of that one. Admittedly, I am neither Jewish nor a Hewbrew scholar. That's my excuse.

Oh, and don't forget the apocrypha (some rollicking stories in there!) and the various non-Catholic gospels.
 
FungiUg said:
I can never remember the name of that one. Admittedly, I am neither Jewish nor a Hewbrew scholar. That's my excuse.
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yeah... im jewish, went to hebrew high till 12th grade after my regular public school... have been the religious chair of the hillel (jewish cultural club) in my college for a few years...

i have my fair share of jew knowledge
 
I know this is resurrected, but, shit, when I come to NYC I'll give you my copy of "Everymans' Talmud" I thought it was going to blow my socks off and I just got really bored. So much for my career in mysticism.
 
JMohegan said:
"Whimsical domination" - ha, ha! That's classic!

Not into heavy humiliation myself, but I do love goofin' around at times. Two kinds of silliness I really enjoy.

Type 1 - Ordering her to do something goofy that takes real concentration and effort.

Like "Singing Day". The rules: She's only allowed to speak if she's singing, and I have to be able to recognize the underlying tune or it doesn't count. However, she's not allowed to sing any of the real lyrics that go with the tune. No repeating of tunes, either - i.e., once she's used the Happy Birthday tune, it's off the table.

And of course she's required to answer all questions. Promptly.

Consequences, of course, are part of the game.


Type 2 - Doing something goofy myself, in a situation in which there would be negative consequences if she laughed. Here's an example I wrote about a few months ago involving me in a pair of panties:

https://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=18897183&postcount=210

Proving that sometimes the joke ends up being on me. :rolleyes:
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Omg. CLASSIC. This thread is awesome!
 
Netzach said:
I know this is resurrected, but, shit, when I come to NYC I'll give you my copy of "Everymans' Talmud" I thought it was going to blow my socks off and I just got really bored. So much for my career in mysticism.
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Oh my. Ohhh me and Mister Man could have fun with that ... :devil:
 
JMohegan said:
This is a great idea, but I've frankly sucked at this game in the past.

I've tried ordering her to call me: "Center of my Universe, Lord of my Life, Fount of Wisdom, Arbiter of Truth, and Source of all that is Magnificent." Totally convinced that she'd be giggling madly. But she delivered it straight, with feeling. And the game didn't last very long.

Like I said, I suck at this game.
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this is probably how i would react to this kind of thing. if my Master gives me an order, i'm going to obey, and i'm going to take it very seriously, always. if he said "hop on one foot and squawk like a chicken to the tune of queen's 'bohemian rhapsody'", i'd do exactly that, with a straight face and assuming that there was some legitimate purpose behind it. if i managed to stumble or lose the tune in the process, i'd quickly apologize (and try again) and be riddled with shame and guilt over my failure.

so i don't think i could handle "whimsicle domination"...maybe i'm too literal and serious minded, or too much of a stick in the mud?
 
I don't really need someone to be embarrassed to enjoy it, if they're giving it their best I can still enjoy myself purely at their expense. Doesn't suck the fun out of it for me, but maybe I'm easily entertained.
 
ownedsubgal said:
this is probably how i would react to this kind of thing. if my Master gives me an order, i'm going to obey, and i'm going to take it very seriously, always. if he said "hop on one foot and squawk like a chicken to the tune of queen's 'bohemian rhapsody'", i'd do exactly that, with a straight face and assuming that there was some legitimate purpose behind it. if i managed to stumble or lose the tune in the process, i'd quickly apologize (and try again) and be riddled with shame and guilt over my failure.

so i don't think i could handle "whimsicle domination"...maybe i'm too literal and serious minded, or too much of a stick in the mud?
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If I was ever ordered to do that I would probably dissolve into hysterical laughter. I wouldn't call you a stick in the mud, you just have a different mindset than me I think. I have a hard time taking anything too seriously as is, and then if someone told me to do something that ridiculous I would just laugh. I would go along with it, but no way would I be able to keep a straight face.
 
myinnerslut said:
torah, five books of moses, old testement... smae thing, different name

try the tanach for the jewish perspective... its gen, ex, lev, num, dut, as well as the prophets, and the writings.

the word "tanach" comes from the fcombination of the first letter in hebrew for torah, the first letter in hebrew for nevi'im (prophets), and the first letter in hebrew for kethuvim (writings). tav. nun. chav. tanach.
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Lol, torah, tanach, talmud - just to keep you on your toes...
 
rosco rathbone said:
I've got a good one for the same type of situation. She has to introduce herself by kneeling, reaching up and unzipping his fly, pulling his shit out, shaking it the way ladies were taught to shake hands in finishing school, with a light dry touch, 2 pumps exactly, a twinkly smile and a how do you do, sir. Then tuck it back in nicely and zip it up.
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ROTFL Oh, this is good.
 
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