Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

[champagne1982]

LOL I read Heath as Health too! I was, like - Whiskey Tango Foxtrot???

 

[Liar]

Sierra November Alpha Foxtrot Uniform

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket
Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker
Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten
Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston
Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle
Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo



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I can't believe I just did that.


...

 

[Tathagata]

LOL I read Heath as Health too! I was, like - Whiskey Tango Foxtrot???

yeah you know me
a tofutti ice cream with little granola clusters mixed in

my body would go into shock

 

[Tathagata]

Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket
Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker
Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten
Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston
Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle
Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo



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I can't believe I just did that.


...

i gotta get me a ham wallet

 

[Angeline]

i gotta get me a ham wallet

They're against my religion.

 

[Tathagata]

They're against my religion.

ok make it a chinese pork wallet

 

[Angeline]

ok make it a chinese pork wallet

On Christmas, after a movie. Then I'll feel comfortable with it.

 

[Sara Crewe]

you vant I should make a list?




so....hot enough for ya?
'taint the heat, it's the humidity

I live in God's country. It's very nice here now thanks. Last night it was down right cool...I had to shut the windows.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

D.Q. blues

each sweltering summers
we waited in sweaty lines
buttocks sticky from car seats
smelling the unwashed
tasting the road dust
watching the window
and the teenage server
snarling lips and hostile eyes
as she lets the white
stream flow under pressure
does she see the similarity?
suddenly we break ranks
to Hell with soft ice cream
something firmer and
more satisfying waits
at home
and no pressure required.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
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I can't believe I just did that.


...

Ah but you did.
And it made me fall off my chair.

bijou

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

Ah but you did.
And it made me fall off my chair.

bijou

I went back to re-read and fell off mine again. Brilliant-ine, Liar!

 

[Tathagata]

I live in God's country. It's very nice here now thanks. Last night it was down right cool...I had to shut the windows.

God says " Eh?" and drinks Molson?

fucking priests never told us THAT stuff

 

[champagne1982]

God says " Eh?" and drinks Molson?

fucking priests never told us THAT stuff

no

 

[Tathagata]

no

well in the Boston archdiocese there was a lot of talk among the priests of kok and nees
but it had nothing to do with beer

 

[champagne1982]

well in the Boston archdiocese there was a lot of talk among the priests of kok and nees
but it had nothing to do with beer

Must have been that Bahstan accent... I'll bet you're cute on your knees. "You gotta purty mouf."

 

[Tathagata]

Must have been that Bahstan accent... I'll bet you're cute on your knees. "You gotta purty mouf."

now tell me to squeal like a pig.....

 

[champagne1982]

now tell me to squeal like a pig.....

Pray for Deliv'rance while y'all'r down thar, Yankee.

 

[Sara Crewe]

God says " Eh?" and drinks Molson?

fucking priests never told us THAT stuff

Silly, Monkey. The priests are always the last to know.


I've decided you owe me a drink for every time you make the 'eh' joke. Careful, I'm not that far away. I'll come to collect.

 

[Tathagata]

Pray for Deliv'rance while y'all'r down thar, Yankee.

that kinda gave me goosebumps

 

[Tathagata]

Silly, Monkey. The priests are always the last to know.


I've decided you owe me a drink for every time you make the 'eh' joke. Careful, I'm not that far away. I'll come to collect.

i'd drink you under the table...
(you can fill in your own sexual innuendo here)

 

[Sara Crewe]

i'd drink you under the table...
(you can fill in your own sexual innuendo here)

I want to say that anyone could probably drink me under the table but now that also would make me a total slut.

There's no winning with you.

 

[Tathagata]

I want to say that anyone could probably drink me under the table but now that also would make me a total slut.

There's no winning with you.

you say total slut like it's a bad thing...

 

[Sara Crewe]

you say total slut like it's a bad thing...

Total slut is a bad thing. You want semi-slut. You want a woman who knows the difference but is quite willing to let the slutty side show when it counts.

Otherwise you end up arrested, dead, in the hospital or umm, well grossed out.

 

[Tathagata]

Total slut is a bad thing. You want semi-slut. You want a woman who knows the difference but is quite willing to let the slutty side show when it counts.

Otherwise you end up arrested, dead, in the hospital or umm, well grossed out.

ok one blizzard with semi slut chips and heath bar pieces

 

[Sara Crewe]

ok one blizzard with semi slut chips and heath bar pieces

You're still putting your women in a blender with ice cream and chocolate bars? I thought you had moved on from that fetish.

You know they last longer if you don't chop them into little pieces right?