who humps the best?
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SimplySouthern
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Well, if we are casting votes on the best "humper" on the BB...I am gonna put my money on the Luv Doc. I'll take $5 on the Doc. Whose gonna be the judge for thses hump contests.
OK OK...I'll selflessly give of myself. I'll be the judge...you talked me into it. *sigh* my existence here is so hard
OK OK...I'll selflessly give of myself. I'll be the judge...you talked me into it. *sigh* my existence here is so hard
Never
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Oh, oh, pick me. I want to be a judge, I'll be the judge of the 'Who can make a meek, indecisive virgin make up her mind and spread her legs?' contest.
Um. Then again, perhaps I'll just be a spectator. Hmm, okay Endlessly, I have ten bucks on your blowjob abilities. Make me proud.
Um. Then again, perhaps I'll just be a spectator. Hmm, okay Endlessly, I have ten bucks on your blowjob abilities. Make me proud.
Svedish_Chef
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Endlessly... you make me enthusiastic!
as for you miss shy ... well ... what do we do about that.
I figure if everyone on the board can hear you you have to be good!
Da chef
as for you miss shy ... well ... what do we do about that.
I figure if everyone on the board can hear you you have to be good!
Da chef
The Ultimate "Hump."
This is a serious subject. Perhaps there should be a "Miss World Hump" contest.
I just completed extensive research. At first, I was not going to post the results since I am sure that poor "dee_cole" will have fits of depression.
The SEALs state that all of the woman dee_cole spoke of are mundane compared to the pigmy women of the upper reaches of
the Amazon river in Brazil.
It seems that as young girls, long sticks are placed in their vagina to make the tunnel long and thin. As an adult she is 14 inches long and 1 inch wide. Standing only three feet eight, and with a weight of sixty pounds, she can be placed in several positions.
Before you pack your bags dee_cole, I would mention that her
boy friends are cannibals. Poor guy! You will just have to make do with second rate "Humps."
This is a serious subject. Perhaps there should be a "Miss World Hump" contest.
I just completed extensive research. At first, I was not going to post the results since I am sure that poor "dee_cole" will have fits of depression.
The SEALs state that all of the woman dee_cole spoke of are mundane compared to the pigmy women of the upper reaches of
the Amazon river in Brazil.
It seems that as young girls, long sticks are placed in their vagina to make the tunnel long and thin. As an adult she is 14 inches long and 1 inch wide. Standing only three feet eight, and with a weight of sixty pounds, she can be placed in several positions.
Before you pack your bags dee_cole, I would mention that her
boy friends are cannibals. Poor guy! You will just have to make do with second rate "Humps."
Gingersnap
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Thats of course if you can interest one of them in you. The only women that could find you attractive would be the kind with no self esteem. You are vile and even if you are kidding here it is disgusting. You have nothing of interest to the women of this board and you add nothing of any value.
You are a racist and full of hate. This is the last time I respond to your rantings.
[Edited by Gingersnap on 07-26-2000 at 04:58 AM]
You are a racist and full of hate. This is the last time I respond to your rantings.
[Edited by Gingersnap on 07-26-2000 at 04:58 AM]
This thread has been really entertaining. I read all 5 pages of it in one go and that has to be a first (remember the really really really long threads thread.)?
Yes the guy is sexist. But at least he is eloquent which is a refreshing change from the LETS TALK IN CAPS AND USE THE WORD FUCK AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE AND REDUCE THIS BOARD TO SOMETHING NOT TOO DISIMILAR TO A PLAYGROUND.
In real life, there are nice people and there are fuckers. I guess you could say that dee_cole is keeping it real.
Yes the guy is sexist. But at least he is eloquent which is a refreshing change from the LETS TALK IN CAPS AND USE THE WORD FUCK AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE AND REDUCE THIS BOARD TO SOMETHING NOT TOO DISIMILAR TO A PLAYGROUND.
In real life, there are nice people and there are fuckers. I guess you could say that dee_cole is keeping it real.
How the hell can I be a racist
First of all I am black, second ...I have a child by a white woman. I am in love with a Portuguese Woman and my grandmother is Cuban. What the hell??
I am a humanitarian....I love all peoples. The only thing is I am outspoken....I love to Fuck. I would probably fuck you if you looked good enough.
First of all I am black, second ...I have a child by a white woman. I am in love with a Portuguese Woman and my grandmother is Cuban. What the hell??
I am a humanitarian....I love all peoples. The only thing is I am outspoken....I love to Fuck. I would probably fuck you if you looked good enough.
Yeah but the question Dee is ... Do you look good enough???
You seem to be backing down, are you getting sick of being Jummped???
Just say so and people may back off. I mean you did come in here under a blaze of fire, what do you expect people to do?? Sit back and take it?? You don't seem to realise how many people you have off side right now.
Keep trying.
You seem to be backing down, are you getting sick of being Jummped???
Just say so and people may back off. I mean you did come in here under a blaze of fire, what do you expect people to do?? Sit back and take it?? You don't seem to realise how many people you have off side right now.
Keep trying.
ShyGuy68
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Re: How the hell can I be a racist
Well just because you're black doesn't mean you can't be a racist. If you look up racist in a dictionary, you might get something like this:
1. The belief that race accounts for differences in human character or ability and that a particular race is superior to others.
2. Discrimination or prejudice based on race.
It doesn't say that only white can be racists. Also blacks who hates white are racists, or Japanese that hates whites, and so on.
ShyGuy
dee_cole said:
Well just because you're black doesn't mean you can't be a racist. If you look up racist in a dictionary, you might get something like this:
1. The belief that race accounts for differences in human character or ability and that a particular race is superior to others.
2. Discrimination or prejudice based on race.
It doesn't say that only white can be racists. Also blacks who hates white are racists, or Japanese that hates whites, and so on.
ShyGuy
Regret it????
LMFAO! As if you amount to anything more than an annoyance! Note, your apology, if you took the time to read my post, was NOT accepted. And you're boring the hell out of me...so off you go lil man (and I use the term "man" loosely).
LMFAO! As if you amount to anything more than an annoyance! Note, your apology, if you took the time to read my post, was NOT accepted. And you're boring the hell out of me...so off you go lil man (and I use the term "man" loosely).
Bushido71XS
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What the...
And the reason we're all wasting time on this piss-infected cum bubble is??????
And the reason we're all wasting time on this piss-infected cum bubble is??????
SimplySouthern
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I don't know about you guys...but I myself have only been hanging around cause people keep saying the word FUCK. (I was thinking it might incite some kinda sexual revolution and I wanted to be here when it went down (Pun intended))
And the word "Cum bubble" was nice too! so eloquent...and up to your usual standards of excellence, Bushi-baby
And the word "Cum bubble" was nice too! so eloquent...and up to your usual standards of excellence, Bushi-baby
OMG!!!
I have been avoiding this thread like the plague...I have missed out on all the fun...
Now, I am also an "S" letter...what advice do you have for me Dixon?
Oh shit...I don't really like eggs at all...what does that make me? I suppose if I had to choose, it would be scrambled though...probably means I'm losing my mind...oh see? it just flew out the window.
I have been avoiding this thread like the plague...I have missed out on all the fun...
Now, I am also an "S" letter...what advice do you have for me Dixon?
Oh shit...I don't really like eggs at all...what does that make me? I suppose if I had to choose, it would be scrambled though...probably means I'm losing my mind...oh see? it just flew out the window.
Bushido71XS
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Sorry bout that
Sorry, Ex, but i figured giving you all that info on the Shaving thread, you'd allow me to pilfer one or two.
Sorry, Ex, but i figured giving you all that info on the Shaving thread, you'd allow me to pilfer one or two.
