Why do they bother? A question for the lounge's singletons.

[monique_minx]

ok, now I'm worried.

To date, I have never been solicited for anything on this site.

Is something wrong with me?

Pm'ing Rider...

 

[Last_Rider]

lol, thanks for the smile minx.

 

[yeishia]

ok, now I'm worried.

To date, I have never been solicited for anything on this site.

Is something wrong with me?

Rider would you like poetry or filth?

I am yours to command

 

[Last_Rider]

hm, both if it's managable, I have both the poetic and the filthy side.

 

[Firmhanded_Daddy]

I can send you a chicken without feathers?

that's sexy, right?

 

[Last_Rider]

rofl.

You did it again FD, much respect. But no thanks, I don't care for poultry.

 

[monique_minx]

I can send you a chicken without feathers?

that's sexy, right?

Only if you pay about $200 for it, serve it roasted with a glass of wine and I still won't do you!

Grins wickedly

 

[yeishia]

ok, now I'm worried.

To date, I have never been solicited for anything on this site.

Is something wrong with me?

Gags!!!

Did I mention that I am a raw Vegan

 

[monique_minx]

Gags!!!

Did I mention that I am a raw Vegan

Apologies from the Omnivore Yeishia

I just couldn't resist that one!

 

[yeishia]

Well just so you think I'm not a complete food priss lol

This belongs here; courtesy of my Eclectic Collection


BDSM Thanksgiving Turkey

I had twins and although I of course didn't eat them;

"They pleased me well"

 

[Firmhanded_Daddy]

Only if you pay about $200 for it, serve it roasted with a glass of wine and I still won't do you!

Grins wickedly

And that my dear friend is why we have drugs. You don't have to do me. Can't say no if your not awake

 

[Firmhanded_Daddy]

Nice video Yeishia.. I couldn't help but giggle.

The good news is, after I spank you, I won't cook you and eat you. Unless you know... your into that sort of thing.

 

[USWMachine]

I love how this thread escalated from sort of angry at morons to talking about food...sort of.

Funny stuff.

 

[HowMayIPleaseU]

Sadly my dear... You would quite likely get flooded with overwhelming respones, and cock pictures you did not ask for. your average male is equal parts easy, and desperate.

Then again I have little doubt you get them already with the lovely picture you have next to your name. Though I am tempted to send you an erotic photo myself. Tell me... Do you prefer chicken or turkey?

-grin-

Oh I don't know about that... Not so many men want to write to frumpy middle aged women...

Hmmmm honestly I think I would prefer pheasant... I love the long feathers... Can that be arranged?

 

[debbie92]

I get alot of pointless messages that normally start of with "hi Debbie I saw your comments in the forum, do you like stories?" my reply is simple "which forum comment of mine are you referring to?" for some strange reason they never seem to remember the actual one they started to talk about!

I do think it's funny that a stupid ignorant pointless comment from one person can produce a
conversation that's later 10 days so maybe it wasn't pointless after all!!!!!!!!

 

[Firmhanded_Daddy]

Oh I don't know about that... Not so many men want to write to frumpy middle aged women...

Hmmmm honestly I think I would prefer pheasant... I love the long feathers... Can that be arranged?

Well My dear. Point me in the direction of a frumpy middle aged woman and I shall ask her! Though I can say from experience, an older woman with a younger man is quite a lot of fun and makes for some mind blowing, toe curling sex...

I normally do not do special orders, but since you have asked so sweetly, I shall see what I can do. Though the price I will ask for will be much more demanding. Perhaps we could make a trade...

 

[Firmhanded_Daddy]

I get alot of pointless messages that normally start of with "hi Debbie I saw your comments in the forum, do you like stories?" my reply is simple "which forum comment of mine are you referring to?" for some strange reason they never seem to remember the actual one they started to talk about!

I do think it's funny that a stupid ignorant pointless comment from one person can produce a
conversation that's later 10 days so maybe it wasn't pointless after all!!!!!!!!

Not to split hairs, but I think it might be your siggy that draws the most attention. The picture you have on your profile draws the eye as well. Beautiful young women who claim to be young and inexperienced are like a moth to a flame.

That might just be one of the most commonly thought of fantasies by men, that and maybe having two women at one time. The idea of taking a young hottie and tailoring her sexual appetite to your own is -Ahem- ...appealing.

The comments may be pointless, but you will find that this is the internet, we can rant about the most pointless thing in the world for months! It might even come up in another thread soon! I predict this thread will go for.... 6 pages!

 

[chronicle_tenko]

6 pages huh... Well there's a ways to go for that, so even if this hasn't had posts in a week, I'll help it out, though mostly to bitch at these people myself, and commisserate and the unfortunate lovelies who must live through this.

See I'm a guy, and I leave contact info up. I also have well over 2 feet of hair now. I used to put avatar's up. Either my own or animated long haired lads. However people aren't very bright and after a few months with daily harassment letters, Playing along until I told them that I too possessed a penis lost it's charm and I don't keep avatar's up anymore.

But I commisserate, I know your pain, and you have my sincere thanks for sticking around, and not murdering people. You're all saints.... well in that regard I've read some pretty interesting evidence to the contrary in many cases.