oggbashan
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Rumple Foreskin said:The thing about football, American style, is it's probably the closest anyone can come to war without bullets. Unlike American football and war, I have never participated in Rugby or Australian Rules Football, but from watching both, I'd think they're in a close race for second place.
RF
To misquote Oscar Wilde. "Football (Soccer) is a game for oafs played by gentlemen; Rugby is a game for gentlemen played by oafs; and Australian Rules is a game for oafs played by killers."
Australian Rugby and Australian Rules are played as Australians fight wars. "Fuck the rules, kill the bastards!"
I've played Rugby and Australian Rules and one game of American Football. I usually walked off the pitch after Rugby. I could run off the pitch at the end of the American Football game. I crawled or was carried off after Australian Rules.
Baseball appears to be a game of professional skill by comparison.
Og