Will not edit for anyone with a penis...

[bronzeage]

Wait! You edit genitals?! You should be editing transsexual stories..or, transsexuals, whichever comes more easily.

Editing genitals is not as difficult as it seems. A purple highlighter pen for women, for that truly aroused appearance and a blue Sharpy for the guys, who usually need thicker veins.

The most common worry is about length, but I just give a confident smile and assure them that whatever they have will work just fine.

 

[snoopercharmbrights]

... The most common worry is about length, ...

Assuming you mean length of the penis, rather than of the female genitalia, have you tried a sponge rubber extension held in place with duct tape?

 

[bronzeage]

Assuming you mean length of the penis, rather than of the female genitalia, have you tried a sponge rubber extension held in place with duct tape?

Readers can spot an artificially lengthened penis from a mile away. If the writer is really worried about it, I recommend stretching exercises.

The only time penis length became a critical plot element was in an erotic pirate tale. The pirates kept wetting their feet when they tried to piss over the side. I told the writer to give them longer dicks and the problem was solved.

So far, no woman has ever expressed worry that her vagina was not deep enough.

 

[sr71plt]

The only time penis length became a critical plot element was in an erotic pirate tale. The pirates kept wetting their feet when they tried to piss over the side. I told the writer to give them longer dicks and the problem was solved.

Tilt. It also becomes critical when it IS the hook of the story (a la my "Long John Silverman," where the further hook is that it's never directly referred to/sized).

 

[bronzeage]

Tilt. It also becomes critical when it IS the hook of the story (a la my "Long John Silverman," where the further hook is that it's never directly referred to/sized).

But, of course. Context is everything, in all things.

In my story, "JB's Turn in the Barrel", penis size is never stated, but the reader can infer that all were long enough to get some lip and not so thick as to pick up splinters from the bunghole.

 

[Lisa Summers]

For the record, I will not fuck for anyone with a penis.

I might edit, though...

 

[bronzeage]

For the record, I will not fuck for anyone with a penis.

I might edit, though...

I once would fuck anyone with my penis, but these days I am a little more selective.