Wit & Nipples 🍒

[SpicyBean99]

Well, I for one can certainly see the "a-peel" that three-way call would have had......

(I'll let myself out.)

That was mash-nificant

But let’s hash it out, you don’t need to leave In fact you are rather spec-tater-ular

Okay fine I’ll let myself out

 

[SpicyBean99]

So no votes for a Wet Wednesday post then…?

You have approx 1.21hrs to let me know

 

[mobleedzblue]

With that gorgeous head of hair you are far from a potato look alike

But Potato’s in lingerie… now that’s an image

Please please join in next time? We should do a margarita hour and have some fun

I’d love to be a fly on the wall for this margarita hour

 

[Jaws82]

So no votes for a Wet Wednesday post then…?

You have approx 1.21hrs to let me know

I vote YES

 

[mobleedzblue]

So no votes for a Wet Wednesday post then…?

You have approx 1.21hrs to let me know

I obviously vote yes

 

[jonnoback]

So no votes for a Wet Wednesday post then…?

You have approx 1.21hrs to let me know

I vote 100 times yes. So job done

I do love the smell of a shower pic in the morning.

 

[deft]

So no votes for a Wet Wednesday post then…?

You have approx 1.21hrs to let me know

I love when you make them so hard…

The questions, that is

 

[SpicyBean99]

Mmm I think I’ll wait until next Wednesday….

Unless….

One of you makes me laugh. I need your best jokes… okay GO!

And might even share the video I had in mind…

 

[Texas_law_man]

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Stuffing the ballot box so we can get a Wet Wednesday

 

[deft]

Mmm I think I’ll wait until next Wednesday….

Unless….

One of you makes me laugh. I need your best jokes… okay GO!

And might even share the video I had in mind…

What’s not red?

No tomatoes.

 

[SpicyBean99]

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Stuffing the ballot box so we can get a Wet Wednesday

Didn’t you see?

I updated the requirements

 

[jonnoback]

Mmm I think I’ll wait until next Wednesday….

Unless….

One of you makes me laugh. I need your best jokes… okay GO!

And might even share the video I had in mind…

I already posted the best joke a little while ago

https://forum.literotica.com/threads/anyone-from-the-uk.1525847/post-102173380

 

[DirrrtyDanny]

You’ve got mail, Ms. Bean. In fact, I’m sure you’ve got lots of mail. But at least one from me. I hope all that drama over on Kit’s thread didn’t get you down.

 

[Dimented]

Mmm I think I’ll wait until next Wednesday….

Unless….

One of you makes me laugh. I need your best jokes… okay GO!

And might even share the video I had in mind…

Where do baby cats swim?

The kitty pool

 

[ShaneoD]

Mmm I think I’ll wait until next Wednesday….

Unless….

One of you makes me laugh. I need your best jokes… okay GO!

And might even share the video I had in mind…

Two dyslexics walk into a Bra

 

[Cdp1979]

Mmm I think I’ll wait until next Wednesday….

Unless….

One of you makes me laugh. I need your best jokes… okay GO!

And might even share the video I had in mind…

My wife walked out of the bathroom and said « ive shaved down there, you know what that means…

I said « yeah, the drains clogged again »

 

[SpicyBean99]

Where do baby cats swim?

The kitty pool

Mmm. I did giggle, kinda, maybe more like… an airy sigh…I’m sure you can do better…

What’s not red?

No tomatoes.

Out of all the jokes in the world and you go for a fruit joke (or more, the lack of.) I’m disappointed Deft

Two dyslexics walk into a Bra

okay this is getting closer… but STILL

 

[Jaws82]

What's the difference between a rolling stone and a Scotsman?

A rolling stone says "hey you get off of my cloud"

A Scotsman says "Hey McCloud get of my ewe"

 

[Johhnyrotten]

wet =yes
wednesday= everyday !

 

[Dimented]

Mmm. I did giggle, kinda, maybe more like… an airy sigh…I’m sure you can do better…

Out of all the jokes in the world and you go for a fruit joke (or more, the lack of.) I’m disappointed Deft

okay this is getting closer… but STILL

My family abandoned me because of a pasta obsession.
I am feeling cannelloni alone now.

 

[Cdp1979]

One typo can ruin your marriage… I accidentally texted my wife: I’m having a great time, I wish you were her

 

[Littemp]

Mmm. I did giggle, kinda, maybe more like… an airy sigh…I’m sure you can do better…

Out of all the jokes in the world and you go for a fruit joke (or more, the lack of.) I’m disappointed Deft

okay this is getting closer… but STILL

I will have to think of a joke as I'm on the way to the gym, but at least you had an interesting day!

 

[SpicyBean99]

There’s hope in the world yet.

You guys can be funny?!!!

Who knew…

I’m thinking of upping the requirement one more time…

DUMBEST joke you know. I don’t even want to smile, nor let out even the tiniest bit of air of appreciation

I’ll wait.

 

[Texas_law_man]

A horse fell in the mud, now he is a dirty horse.

 

[SpicyBean99]

A horse fell in the mud, now he is a dirty horse.

This is just about as dry as my sense of humour, I found this rather amusing