Women at Home Depot, etc

[LWulf]

looked at it this way, in Fasteners you can get screwed or nailed, in Flooring you can get laid, and in Plumbing you can get your pipes cleaned!

You forgot that they also got lots and lots of wood in lumber. Then some women are into pane, so they hang out in windows. There's always some guy playing around with his tools in hardware.

Yup... okay, that's about all the silliness I got for today.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I love Home Depot. Unfortunately I leave $500 poorer and never get off
I think I am doing it wrong!

 

[LadyVer]

I'll never think of Home Depot the way I used to after this thread.

 

[BenDover4]

http://i1.cdn2a.image.pornhub.phncdn.com/m=e-yaaGqaa/mh=1-Ev6pL6BbVhBV3Y/pics/albums/000/353/680/3513456/original_3513456.jpg

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[april6987]

So, yo go for the turn-on of turning on the men in the stores. I think I see, now, and I'm going to have to start paying more attention in Lowe's/Home Depot.

yes you are correct

 

[SOT74]

This is a very interesting thread.
I think the garden center might a great place to get a BJ.

 

[ncm50]

I love to go to Lowe's it is mostly all men.I will wear a low cut blouse with a skirt or
a tank top with shorts.

ever go braless?

 

[Dogma52]

http://thumbs2.oneclickchicks.com/4/0/5/2391223.jpg

If I've seen it once.... I've seen it a thousand times....

 

[TheLM]

looked at it this way, in Fasteners you can get screwed or nailed, in Flooring you can get laid, and in Plumbing you can get your pipes cleaned!

you win.

 

[april6987]

ever go braless?

sure as long as my husband and kids are not around

 

[Looks4Fun]

Did you see her?

http://37.media.tumblr.com/a38246053963613133559320adadb3d8/tumblr_n5vidn8heE1rz1q6ko1_500.jpg

She said she was going right over to meet you.

 

[notme1467]

I was just

there and didnt see any one like her....... I think ours is too close to a walmart...

 

[Samsacks]

The Home Depot around these parts is actually listed as a cruisy spot on a gay site.

 

[Aphro]

The only reason I can see this having any great appeal is it is a place where you know there is likely to be a whole lot of men.

However, in my experience, the men hanging around the Home Depot are not necessarily ones that I am going to find arousing or make me want to rub myself when I am cruising the lumber aisle. When you're looking for wood, it's the place to be, amirite?

Maybe if you are in the garden centre...I have seen some pretty hot looking guys in the garden centre, slinging bags of mulch around. I've vaguly wondered if they could handle me as easily as a bag of mulch...Unfortunately they are on average about 22 years old and make me feel like a pervy old lady cradle robber. "Hi sweetie, wanna come over and stake my tomatoes..."

 

[LWulf]

When you're looking for wood, it's the place to be, amirite?

Plagiarizer! I already used that joke!

I don't generally go to home despot, I always preferred Scotty's (when it was there).

 

[msub50some]

.....

 

[jacktar48]

you win.

Got my vote too.

Of course in the garden section you can also get plowed and fertilized. Or just get your bush trimmed.

 

[jacktar48]

If someone in the public relations department at Home Depot didn't start this thread, they should have.

Maybe they could put in a lounge section with a bar.

 

[LWulf]

They got plenty of bars in plumbing.

They got a PR dept in Home Despot?

I was trying to think of one for gardening, but all I could think of was hoes, but women wouldn't be looking for hoes... mostly. Good one

 

[Miles Long]

If the Age of the Internet has taught us anything, it is that no matter what topic you come up with someone is out there fapping the fuck out of themselves at the mere mention of it. Might as well be Home Depot, too.

 

[jacktar48]

The only reason I can see this having any great appeal is it is a place where you know there is likely to be a whole lot of men.

However, in my experience, the men hanging around the Home Depot are not necessarily ones that I am going to find arousing or make me want to rub myself when I am cruising the lumber aisle. When you're looking for wood, it's the place to be, amirite?

Maybe if you are in the garden centre...I have seen some pretty hot looking guys in the garden centre, slinging bags of mulch around. I've vaguly wondered if they could handle me as easily as a bag of mulch...Unfortunately they are on average about 22 years old and make me feel like a pervy old lady cradle robber. "Hi sweetie, wanna come over and stake my tomatoes..."

You'd make their day. Week. Month. Whatever.

 

[Stromer]

Construction

I work in the construction field, so I am in a HD or Lowe's several times a week. I see stay at home wives showing off in there all the time. I can't tell you how many down blouse, up skirts and plain just bra less (often see through) views I've gotten at one of these stores. I always get lots of eye contact and smiles before and after the views, so I know the ladies know what they are doing.
Hell, if the Mrs has a day off and I am work, she will head over to HD bra less with a few extra buttons undone and give the guys a quick peak at her pierced nips.

 

[Leigh81]

Definitely malls and grocery stores are where you'd have better luck.
I can only imagine slim pickings at a Home Depot. I've never been there without my husband.

L

 

[Stromer]

The only reason I can see this having any great appeal is it is a place where you know there is likely to be a whole lot of men.

However, in my experience, the men hanging around the Home Depot are not necessarily ones that I am going to find arousing or make me want to rub myself when I am cruising the lumber aisle. When you're looking for wood, it's the place to be, amirite?

Maybe if you are in the garden centre...I have seen some pretty hot looking guys in the garden centre, slinging bags of mulch around. I've vaguly wondered if they could handle me as easily as a bag of mulch...Unfortunately they are on average about 22 years old and make me feel like a pervy old lady cradle robber. "Hi sweetie, wanna come over and stake my tomatoes..."

I turn 50 on Thanksgiving day, so you can you can tease me all you want and you won't be robbing the cradle. Only problem I can see is you having to deal with Mrs Stromer and me at the same time.

 

[twister947]

I was "stalked" in Homie's one night. Sorta creepy, actually. I was glad to leave.