Women with Toys

Fucktard has always been a good one.
A fucktard is several magnitudes lower than a fuckwaffle, I think.

Waffles... Well, they are loveable, no matter what. I mean, you can forgive a lot. Especially when you think about how well they hold the whipped butter in their little holes...

..What?
 
If one orders a fuckwaffle w/out toppings and it arrives with nuts....would that then be fucktarded? Oh fuck I like these new words.
 
but finally....
I think fucktard is demeaning
perhaps fucktoid?

just sayin.....
 
hey would that be fucktackling? didn't I see that on Lit too? No thread is safe from thelma and louise
 
I personally am a fan of toys. With or without being watched, although being watched adds a certain dirty element to it.

My favorite toy hands down is my vibrating inflatable butt plug. I love to have sex with it deep inside me. The only way I think I could like it more is if it ejaculated inside me. Man that would be hot!
 
I love to watch a woman play with her toys. Especially if I can get between her legs and get a perfect view.
 
hey would that be fucktackling? didn't I see that on Lit too? No thread is safe from thelma and louise

ooh i like that one, although a fucktackle does sound slightly painful.

can you fuckcrash instead of gatecrash?! :devil:
 
One thing I don't get is the male aversion (some guys I talk to anyway) to sex toys. I think they're a blast. I love cockrings and one of my favorite things to do is to go down on a girl with a vibe. Mmmhmmm;)
 
One thing I don't get is the male aversion (some guys I talk to anyway) to sex toys. I think they're a blast. I love cockrings and one of my favorite things to do is to go down on a girl with a vibe. Mmmhmmm;)

The aversion I think comes generally from insecurity. Many guys have penis insecurity so anything that would imply they don't measure up is greeted with unease. I had a friend that actually was enraged when he discovered his wife had a dildo hidden away. I said dude in all likelihood you still beat off well so does she, get over. I suspect he was more hurt because the dildo was bigger than him.

I always felt toys are great. I know every guy here will say he can fuck for hours fulfilling every desire of his paramour but in reality this generally is not true. Most men cannot out last the female and that is why foreplay is so important. Various sex toys are a great addition to foreplay to help a man to satisfy his lady especially if he came to fast.

My ex-wife and I practiced tantra which greatly increased my stamina as well as the length of my own orgasm. I know that I was very capable of giving her pleasure by my lonesome yet I still had a footlocker full of toys of various sizes.

I am single and in my closet I have various toys still in their package to use with a lady when the need arises. These are my throw-a-ways. No woman wants a used toy inside her when she has no clue where its been.

Also, for woman who fantasize about a threesome and the man does not wish to share a dildo can act as a third.
 
The aversion I think comes generally from insecurity. Many guys have penis insecurity so anything that would imply they don't measure up is greeted with unease. I had a friend that actually was enraged when he discovered his wife had a dildo hidden away. I said dude in all likelihood you still beat off well so does she, get over. I suspect he was more hurt because the dildo was bigger than him.

I really appriciate you putting this out there. In passing and in a joking manner I got, 'I'm jealous of your toy.' From my lover. I just laughed and told him he did a million things my toy couldn't. Many times in the heat of things he'll say, 'can your toy do that?' Yes he is concerned with his size. I guess I feel it's my job to point out the possitive.
Annabell
 
I really appriciate you putting this out there. In passing and in a joking manner I got, 'I'm jealous of your toy.' From my lover. I just laughed and told him he did a million things my toy couldn't. Many times in the heat of things he'll say, 'can your toy do that?' Yes he is concerned with his size. I guess I feel it's my job to point out the possitive.
Annabell

I had a girl ask me once if I was jealous of her toys. I put her over my knee and gave her a spanking and asked if her toys can do that. Jealousy regardless of where it stems from is a mood killer.
 
I had a girl ask me once if I was jealous of her toys. I put her over my knee and gave her a spanking and asked if her toys can do that. Jealousy regardless of where it stems from is a mood killer.

thankfully I would never ask a man a question like that. I may ask him to spank me because I was bad... But I dont believe in mood killers.
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I never ask a man to spank me because I've been bad.

I tell him that if he spanks me the way I like, he will be rewarded for his dutiful and loving service.

:p
 
At the risk of opening a hornets nest, doesn't LindsayRaes avatar violate rule C, masturbation? Snow white with her fingers up her cunt is hardly checking her tonsils for infection.

Just thought I would mention it.

Allo VeryBadMan, nice to meet you :D
Damn Fiona I literally burst into laughter when I read your post.

Thanks for the laugh :)
 
The aversion I think comes generally from insecurity. Many guys have penis insecurity so anything that would imply they don't measure up is greeted with unease. I had a friend that actually was enraged when he discovered his wife had a dildo hidden away. I said dude in all likelihood you still beat off well so does she, get over. I suspect he was more hurt because the dildo was bigger than him.

I always felt toys are great. I know every guy here will say he can fuck for hours fulfilling every desire of his paramour but in reality this generally is not true. Most men cannot out last the female and that is why foreplay is so important. Various sex toys are a great addition to foreplay to help a man to satisfy his lady especially if he came to fast.

My ex-wife and I practiced tantra which greatly increased my stamina as well as the length of my own orgasm. I know that I was very capable of giving her pleasure by my lonesome yet I still had a footlocker full of toys of various sizes.

I am single and in my closet I have various toys still in their package to use with a lady when the need arises. These are my throw-a-ways. No woman wants a used toy inside her when she has no clue where its been.

Also, for woman who fantasize about a threesome and the man does not wish to share a dildo can act as a third.
signs of a true gentleman.... and perhaps a ex boy scout? ;)
 
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The aversion I think comes generally from insecurity. Many guys have penis insecurity so anything that would imply they don't measure up is greeted with unease. I had a friend that actually was enraged when he discovered his wife had a dildo hidden away. I said dude in all likelihood you still beat off well so does she, get over. I suspect he was more hurt because the dildo was bigger than him.

I always felt toys are great. I know every guy here will say he can fuck for hours fulfilling every desire of his paramour but in reality this generally is not true. Most men cannot out last the female and that is why foreplay is so important. Various sex toys are a great addition to foreplay to help a man to satisfy his lady especially if he came to fast.

My ex-wife and I practiced tantra which greatly increased my stamina as well as the length of my own orgasm. I know that I was very capable of giving her pleasure by my lonesome yet I still had a footlocker full of toys of various sizes.

I am single and in my closet I have various toys still in their package to use with a lady when the need arises. These are my throw-a-ways. No woman wants a used toy inside her when she has no clue where its been.

Also, for woman who fantasize about a threesome and the man does not wish to share a dildo can act as a third.

Love this, VBM. My ex was a very secure, assured, confident guy that had no problem with the use of toys. Whether it was when we were together, or for me to get off when he was away. His favorite thing to do when getting back from an out of state job would be to 'force' me to play with myself, with toy, while he sat across the room and masturbated. We got sooo turned on watching each other. And yeah, the poor guy was stuck with me, a multi-orgasmic woman. I came often and well, and couldn't always keep up with me. No slap to him, believe me. My toy box became filled with things he saw and wanted to use on me. Tying me spreadeagle to the bed, not being able to see which 'weapon' he was going to select. God, I miss him at times.
 
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