Worst Mistake You Ever Made

[Farawyn]

My wife bought me a mop for my birthday the first year I was unemployed. I hate mopping.. & I particularly hate the chemicals she used to use for mopping. It was a special steam mop... (just a gimmick, really)... but she was unaware of a tradition in my family; if you gift someone an appliance, it comes with the promise that THEY NEVER HAVE TO USE IT.

I never once used that fucking mop. She made it up to me a couple years later with this computer.

Clearly, the computer is not an appliance.

 

[cookiecat]

Clearly, the computer is not an appliance.

Did you know you have a banana in your face?

 

[MastersDelight]

My mistakes lead me to where I am now. I've made a lot. It's hard to decide which is the worst though. It doesn't matter what they are as I can't change them, but I'd never say I should have done things differently because there's no way of knowing how the path not taken would have turned out. And I like my path I'm on now .

 

[Farawyn]

Did you know you have a banana in your face?

FUCK!!!

 

[MeekMe]

FUCK!!!

Banana is really good for your face. It's all gravy baby.

 

[mLa2123000195]

I'm taking the MSD BDSM Test

 

[cookiecat]

My mistakes lead me to where I am now. I've made a lot. It's hard to decide which is the worst though. It doesn't matter what they are as I can't change them, but I'd never say I should have done things differently because there's no way of knowing how the path not taken would have turned out. And I like my path I'm on now .

I like this sentiment. It's true! I'm glad you like your path.

 

[cookiecat]

FUCK!!!

Not the worst mistake!

Banana is really good for your face. It's all gravy baby.

Good for your hair, too! Add olive oil and mash up.

 

[Farawyn]

Banana is really good for your face. It's all gravy baby.

Phew. I thought I was making the Worst Mistake Ev...

Nah.

 

[mLa2123000195]

== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
91% Pet
82% Voyeur
78% Slave

43% Vanilla
40% Rigger

36% Brat tamer

Just as I suspected.

 

[mLa2123000195]

It's complete horseshit. I just clicked through the entire thing.

 

[mLa2123000195]

Overexposure is a worry.

I'm going to go ahead and say his mistake was with the animals and the massages. And that he likes to write.

 

[Hypoxia]

I could parade out a litany of horrendously stupid fuckups in my many years. But they've made me what I am and brought me to an easy, comfortable, and loving life. The worst I damaged myself was when I was 1 1/2, crawling out the open window of a moving car and fracturing my skull -- but that was really my folk's fault, right? I blame all my subsequent shit on brain damage.