Writers: know thy story or What the hell is that brown thing anyway?

[TheEarl]

I have to know exactly what's going to happen before I start. My original plan may not be what I end up with, but unless I know exactly what will happen, i can't write. I get ideas part the way throuhg which can change the story drastically, but I don't like relying on them coming up to make the story.

The Earl

 

[tripleflip]

Outline, shmoutline...

Yeah. I had all that stuff in junior high. "Write like you talk," that's what worked for me. Later, I did the outline and the writing plan, because I HAD to, not because it helped me.

Okay, okay, I write porn naked, sitting on a towel. Okay, I'm NOT REALLY naked, except underneath. I wear my big blue "Bears" football shirt, but that's all. My roomie uses my computer, she's like, "God! Kristie! Why is your keyboard so STICKY?" So I'm a sticky-keyboard, soaked-towel kind of writer. I got to SEE it, in my mind's eye. The characters have to seem REAL to me, they have to be acting like real people do. None of this "ten guy gang bang" shit. Okay, okay, I know, every third person here has ten guy gang-bangs all the time, but it ain't ME, babe.

Most of what I write STARTS and ENDS in something kinda-sorta real. I mean, the 38DD with the dripping pussy and the 14" cock up against the wall in the parking garage--hel-LO! Who cares? Okay, I guess lots of guys do. I mean, SOMEONE has to answer those "MAKE YOUR PENIS BIGGER" ads. The REST of us... Oh, well, I know I'm a tiny minority. Whatever...

Love,