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Bought a "tender, young" chicken at the store today... Good thing the things I did to it weren't sexual, otherwise I couldn't have posted about it! :eek:



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....oops sorry for the off topic posts, OP.:rose:

My embarrassing moment! :eek:;)
 
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During the school trip, when I was 18, I had my most embarassing moment. I drank a lot and then I started to act like a little slut... The day after I woke up into my room wearing only a t-shirt with large sperm stain in it and with some residue of cum still on my face and hair...
 
I was 19 my then Dom/boyfriend took me to Halloween Horror Nights at Universal Studios Orlando. He had been training me to ask permission to use the restroom. After being told to hold it 4 or 5 times in a row I was doing the pee-pee dance fierce. We were walking through a maze when he whispered in my ear that if I needed to pee I could but while we were walking. I lied and told him I didn't need to go that bad. After about 45mins of trying to hold it, I couldn't take it any more. After some failed begging I finally couldn't take it and started to feel my hot pee warm up my light color jeans. By the time I was done peeing one look and it was clear to see what I had done. For the rest of the night I could hear the hushed comments of people in line about how I had the piss scared out of me, or how I must be so wasted.
 
amandastagg90 said:
I was 19 my then Dom/boyfriend took me to Halloween Horror Nights at Universal Studios Orlando. He had been training me to ask permission to use the restroom. After being told to hold it 4 or 5 times in a row I was doing the pee-pee dance fierce. We were walking through a maze when he whispered in my ear that if I needed to pee I could but while we were walking. I lied and told him I didn't need to go that bad. After about 45mins of trying to hold it, I couldn't take it any more. After some failed begging I finally couldn't take it and started to feel my hot pee warm up my light color jeans. By the time I was done peeing one look and it was clear to see what I had done. For the rest of the night I could hear the hushed comments of people in line about how I had the piss scared out of me, or how I must be so wasted.
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If I was him I would have had you pee in my mouth. Yummy!!
 
wore a yellow bikini to the beach on a family vacation once- only to find out it became see through when I went swimming- I did not notice, my mother told me after she overheard several men sitting near her comment-

dove into a pool once (wearing a different bikini and lost the bottoms - held up the diving line while I had to swim across the pool to find then and wiggle back into them I only wear one piece suits now
 
years ago with my first wife, her and I went to visit her mom for the holidays and stayed at her moms house. one morning I was feeling a bit frisky and the wife and I started to fool around i the room a bit. then before we started to do it she all froze up and stopped. she jumped out of bed and asked what was the matter she said she didn't want to embarrass her self having sex in her moms house then went down for breakfast

I was all worked up so I went in to the bathroom, closed the door, turned on the shower and jerked off into the sink. I finished to look up in the mirror to see her mom sitting on the can the whole time. seems the bathroom door didnt lock.
 
bluetracer said:
i've known people that would love a life like that.
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It sounds great huh. Eating dinner alone most night, praying storms dont hit his platform, living everyminute counting days till he gets home then he has to leave too soon. Your friends dont understand, you dont even understand. No baby it is not all its made out to be.
 
Thinking back mine would be classified as the classic "Walk of Shame"

I was nineteen and had a fake ID and was shooting pool in bars for money. Sometimes it would downtown where I would taking all the frat boys money, but other times it would be at hole in the wall bars.

If you're from Rhode Island and know the brass rail you know where it is and what a pit it is. I'd played there several times and a few of the regulars knew me. So there is this woman there, maybe mid thirties and the bar fly to end all bar flies, just...not trying to be mean, but just not attractive at all.

Crack head skinny and...buck teeth (black and decker pecker wrecker:eek:) I am smashed out of my mind, shots of jack, jack and coke....just hammered.

You can guess the rest, wake up next morning, no idea where I was, look to my left and there she is.

Remember in Coyote Ugly where they say what that means is someone is so ugly you would gnaw your own hand off to get away from her? I was close, but she had her arm and leg over me, I try to get up and she wakes up and first thing she says is "You horny, baby, let's do it again."

I was tapped with no excuse other than "Fuck no!" So I....I....

Did her again:eek:

A week later I go back looking for a game and all the guys are pointing, laughing and asking me if I'd gotten a rabies shot. Never went back.
 
I think I will be having my own little walk of shame for several days. Might be the last time I come around here again for a while after making a fool of myself. When I go to bed in a bit I might not wake up till monday and maybe it will all just be a bad dream?
 
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