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My first longterm girlfriend was part of an evangelical right-wing crazy family. I was utterly fascinated with their bizarre takes on the music I was discovering and the politics I was growing up with. I couldn't get enough of observing them, or of their black and white views on the world. She and I argued a little too much. What I loved though, was my role in corrupting her. Leading her in ways that broke her norms, but that she really deeply wanted, and was upset that she wanted.
This lovely song was my first introduction to evangelical right-wing crazy religious music.
 
I met my Husband when I was a college freshman (he was a senior), almost 20 years ago to the date, though the exact date I cannot recall. I was just a few weeks shy of 19. We hadn't "defined the relationship" yet, but were having plenty of sex. I still recall the dress I wore that day: it was a long, green, sleeveless dress with a loose skirt and an ecru, short-sleeved, button-up sweater overlay that ended just below my breasts.

I knew I would be seeing Him that day, so I decided, for the first time in my life, to forego panties when I dressed. I felt so scandalous, and recall loving the way the material felt as a slight breeze caused the loose fabric to almost caress my bare bass, hips, thighs, and mons. When I sat down to breakfast on the cold, hard cafeteria seat, the fabric against my bare pussy was something else.

I had a few classes before seeing my now-Husband. It was a toss-up between eating lunch together or going back to my dorm in the short time we had before my afternoon bio lab. I wanted the fact that I had gone commando to be a surprise, so that did not play a role in our decision to head to my dorm. In those day , sex almost always trumped food.

Foreplay was relatively limited in those days because He was a horny college guy and I didn't want to seem like the uncool freshman girl (I was dumb then), so it didn't take long for Him to figure out I was pantyless. Needless to say, sex didn't take long either, so that day we had time for both fucking and food.

It wasn't too much longer until He told me He loved me and we cemented our decision to be monogamous. I still like to tease Him that finding a girl who walked around naked under her dress all day must have sealed the deal. It might have been my first time, but it certainly wasn't my last. Though I was younger, I was not inexperienced, and was most certainly more adventurous. We have had many more, and less pedestrian, adventures since.


Oh those times when it was all so new. You brought back memories.
 
My first piñata I ever swung at was one my mother made me for my birthday party when I was turning 5. She blew up balloons and then made paper mâché around it, and then painted it to look like Barney the Dinosaur's head. I was so amazed! I bragged about having a Barney piñata for a week after. Thinking back now it seems comical how a bunch of candy ravenous kids wailed on Barney's face with a plastic whiffleball bat until it split open. Ah... the innocence of childhood.
 
My first BDSM experience, where I grew up, we had a military training base and young officers would rent houses with roommates and leave. We would trash five and find porno mags. One of those porno mags, was called Tied. The Girls looked so pretty in there ropes. It stirred something in me, that a friend would take advantage to send me down the path of Domminess.
 
My first panic attack was when my high school boyfriend broke up with me the day after I got back to Vegas after spending 3 months in fucking Alabama with him.

He had been cheating on me and put his new girlfriend in Alabama on hold while I came down and visited for THREE FUCKING MONTHS. And his mother knew. I didn't find out about that until about a week after he broke up with me.

And that's the story of my first panic attack.
It may have been my heart breaking.
It fucking hurt.
 
The first time I applied toothpaste to my sensitive lady-bit, I was voice-Skyping with a friend who was a good ocean-and-a-half away from me - it was probably 18 months ago or so. He said afterwards he could have heard me cum without any technology at all, even at that distance. I remember feeling distinctly sceptical while he instructed me over the phone ... and then a sensation that I couldn't describe, magnified x10 when he told me to apply a vibrator. Well worth the weirdness.

This brought to mind an incident with a listerine strip. :eek:
 
My first piñata I ever swung at was one my mother made me for my birthday party when I was turning 5. She blew up balloons and then made paper mâché around it, and then painted it to look like Barney the Dinosaur's head. I was so amazed! I bragged about having a Barney piñata for a week after. Thinking back now it seems comical how a bunch of candy ravenous kids wailed on Barney's face with a plastic whiffleball bat until it split open. Ah... the innocence of childhood.

This is rather sweet. :)
 
My first panic attack was when my high school boyfriend broke up with me the day after I got back to Vegas after spending 3 months in fucking Alabama with him.

He had been cheating on me and put his new girlfriend in Alabama on hold while I came down and visited for THREE FUCKING MONTHS. And his mother knew. I didn't find out about that until about a week after he broke up with me.

And that's the story of my first panic attack.
It may have been my heart breaking.
It fucking hurt.

:(

That really sucks.
 
My first time I ever fainted.

Still waiting for it.

I was little the only time I've fainted. Maybe 4 or 5. It was after my parents divorce, the first weekend my dad was taking care of my brother and I without an adult to make sure he was actually taking care of us. He forgot to feed me and I fainted in a blockbuster with him and my brother, cracked my head on a shelf. Yup.
 
My first panic attack was when my high school boyfriend broke up with me the day after I got back to Vegas after spending 3 months in fucking Alabama with him.

He had been cheating on me and put his new girlfriend in Alabama on hold while I came down and visited for THREE FUCKING MONTHS. And his mother knew. I didn't find out about that until about a week after he broke up with me.

And that's the story of my first panic attack.
It may have been my heart breaking.
It fucking hurt.

I once travelled literally to the other side of a world to be with a guy. After checking numerous times that he wanted me to - numerous. It took me maybe a week between leaving here and getting there. By then he'd moved in with someone else. :rolleyes:
 
I once travelled literally to the other side of a world to be with a guy. After checking numerous times that he wanted me to - numerous. It took me maybe a week between leaving here and getting there. By then he'd moved in with someone else. :rolleyes:

Yes, but half way across the world is a super convenient place for a murder :p
I'm actually sorry, that totally sucks!
 
Yes, but half way across the world is a super convenient place for a murder :p
I'm actually sorry, that totally sucks!

Don't think I didn't think about it. I was stuck in London with no where to stay, fairly broke, and suddenly also utterly miserable. I did manage to rally, and have an awesome time in Amsterdam ... but that's another story. :)
Mine and No's stories do, however, demonstrate that people really can be arses.
 
I met my Husband when I was a college freshman (he was a senior), almost 20 years ago to the date, though the exact date I cannot recall. I was just a few weeks shy of 19. We hadn't "defined the relationship" yet, but were having plenty of sex. I still recall the dress I wore that day: it was a long, green, sleeveless dress with a loose skirt and an ecru, short-sleeved, button-up sweater overlay that ended just below my breasts.

I knew I would be seeing Him that day, so I decided, for the first time in my life, to forego panties when I dressed. I felt so scandalous, and recall loving the way the material felt as a slight breeze caused the loose fabric to almost caress my bare bass, hips, thighs, and mons. When I sat down to breakfast on the cold, hard cafeteria seat, the fabric against my bare pussy was something else.

I had a few classes before seeing my now-Husband. It was a toss-up between eating lunch together or going back to my dorm in the short time we had before my afternoon bio lab. I wanted the fact that I had gone commando to be a surprise, so that did not play a role in our decision to head to my dorm. In those day , sex almost always trumped food.

Foreplay was relatively limited in those days because He was a horny college guy and I didn't want to seem like the uncool freshman girl (I was dumb then), so it didn't take long for Him to figure out I was pantyless. Needless to say, sex didn't take long either, so that day we had time for both fucking and food.

It wasn't too much longer until He told me He loved me and we cemented our decision to be monogamous. I still like to tease Him that finding a girl who walked around naked under her dress all day must have sealed the deal. It might have been my first time, but it certainly wasn't my last. Though I was younger, I was not inexperienced, and was most certainly more adventurous. We have had many more, and less pedestrian, adventures since.
This is one incredibly hot story! Thanks for sharing!
 
I'm at a place where just about the best I can offer is to recall the first time I noticed this thread. It was almost four minutes ago, as the wisps of memory begin to gel, and I was startled at the innocence of recalling one's naughty firsts. Pervy nostalgia. I could get into that.
 
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