Your Inconsistencies

[palemoon2035]

I'm five feet tall and look younger than I am, so people tend to assume I'm weak/innocent/demure, but I'm really not, and when they get to know me, they meet an entirely different person than they thought they'd meet.

Also, I'm tough. I talk tough, I act tough, I mess around. It makes people think I'm insensitive and rude and don't really have feelings. They couldn't be more wrong.

Actually, that is more common than you might think. We are all sensitive and have feelings. It makes us human. We all find different ways to hide this.

 

[tigerlilyxx]

Actually, that is more common than you might think. We are all sensitive and have feelings. It makes us human. We all find different ways to hide this.

Oh, I know it is. My friends just seem to assume otherwise and then when they find out I'm actually majorly empathic and great at giving advice, they're always very confused...

 

[Callmetim]

If someone at work asks me to fix a minor problem and are casual in their request to have it fixed when I can fit it into my schedule, I'll usually do it immediately.

If someone at work asks me to fix a minor problem and I hear them swearing because of the issue and get all huffy if I am not there within 5 minutes of them sending me an email, I will delay fixing it as long as possible.

 

[Faux_Pas]

If someone at work asks me to fix a minor problem and are casual in their request to have it fixed when I can fit it into my schedule, I'll usually do it immediately.

If someone at work asks me to fix a minor problem and I hear them swearing because of the issue and get all huffy if I am not there within 5 minutes of them sending me an email, I will delay fixing it as long as possible.

If someone at work tells me to fix something, I pretend I don't speak English.


I've worked there 7 years.

 

[Callmetim]

I really enjoy and, in the opinion of others, am very good at singing.

I do not enjoy listening to music.

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I think this might become one of my favourite threads.

In honour of the thread title, however, I will try not to post too much.

 

[palemoon2035]

I really enjoy and, in the opinion of others, am very good at singing.

I do not enjoy listening to music.

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I think this might become one of my favourite threads.

In honour of the thread title, however, I will try not to post too much.

Oh, how I love irony.

Hmmm, so you don't enjoy listening to any type of music?

 

[Callmetim]

Oh, how I love irony.

Hmmm, so you don't enjoy listening to any type of music?

I will not go out of my way to listen to music. If music is playing, unless vulgar or offensive, I don't mind it. On a rare occasion, I will really like one song and listen to it over and over. Other than that, I am just agnostic to it I suppose.

Yes, irony is quite lovely.

 

[Veroe]

I don't give a shit about hardly a one of you and, yet, all of your nonsense infuriates me.

That's good because I don't want any of your shit. It's yours you should keep it or get rid of it on your own.

Geez who the hell goes around giving people their shit----ewww.

General Inconsistency: sometimes playing dumb is the smartest thing we can do.

-Note- No offense to Light Ice the phrase "don't give a shit" or "gives a rat's ass" irritates me

Personal inconsistency: I have all the time in the world and there's never enough of it.

 

[The_Spectre]

I don't like alcohol, yet I'll drink frozen margaritas, and daiquiris.

They're like dizzy slushies!

 

[Firmhanded_Daddy]

Oh, I know it is. My friends just seem to assume otherwise and then when they find out I'm actually majorly empathic and great at giving advice, they're always very confused...

Hah, that sounds familiar.

 

[Veroe]

Sometimes I catch myself saying things like: "Well, what else can go wrong" or "What's the worst that can happen" And then wince expecting something to suddenly and inevitably happen to make things worse. I'm always somehow strangely annoyed when it doesn't happen.

But then I remember that is only because the universe is just lulling me into a false state of security so when I do say such things and something worse does happen it will be devastatingly effective.

Strangely that thought comforts me.

Its silly, its maudlin, pessimistic, and contradictory I know, but the truth is such contradictions are what makes us human.

 

[saysalice]

Inconsistencies:

I'm a dirty girl...but I blush at the faintest suggestion of something naughty. Most people probably assume I'm the biggest prude they know.

(Which suits me fine - they'll never guess in a million years how far off they are.)


Also, I take my time answering posts, I know I do. But boy, when I'm waiting for one? Hulk smash! I'm so unreasonably impatient...just really eager, that's all.

But when it's my turn again - psh - there's all the time in the world!

 

[thestruggle]

Inconsistencies:

I'm a dirty girl...but I blush at the faintest suggestion of something naughty. Most people probably assume I'm the biggest prude they know.

(Which suits me fine - they'll never guess in a million years how far off they are.)

Ahh, this for me as well. Although mine is a bit more that I'm well-mannered, very "yes sir, no ma'am" prudish but really uninhibited in bed. Which has been a pretty hilarious surprise before, although my husband swears he figured as much. Probably why I picked him.

 

[seven_of_nine]

I wake up shattered, takes me half an hour of snoozing my alarm before I can even move.

But I go to bed infuriatingly wide awake and it can take me ages to doze off.

 

[Britwitch]

Inconsistencies:

I'm a dirty girl...but I blush at the faintest suggestion of something naughty. Most people probably assume I'm the biggest prude they know.

(Which suits me fine - they'll never guess in a million years how far off they are.)

nods

Yep, that goes for me too!

blushes

Hmmm, what else...

I have far too many ideas for stories, they're in my head all day long but many times when I sit down to write I feel like I've nothing but emptiness in my head.

I love to cook, especially for others...but frequently forget to eat!

I love taking photos but hate having them taken of me!

I love to fly, to go in a plane, but am terrified of heights! (And we're talking even things like climbing on a chair to change a light bulb kinda heights!)

 

[tigerlilyxx]

I feel like this is common but...

I hate going to sleep. At night, I wish I never had to sleep.
I'm indifferent to actual sleeping. I don't often remember my dreams, so sleeping is just a way to pass time.
I hate waking up, and in the morning, I wish I never had to wake.

 

[seven_of_nine]

Inconsistencies:

I'm a dirty girl...but I blush at the faintest suggestion of something naughty. Most people probably assume I'm the biggest prude they know.

(Which suits me fine - they'll never guess in a million years how far off they are.)

Yes, this is very true for me. Nobody would ever guess in a million years the kind of twisted fantasies I have.

 

[Erlind]

I feel like this is common but...

I hate going to sleep. At night, I wish I never had to sleep.
I'm indifferent to actual sleeping. I don't often remember my dreams, so sleeping is just a way to pass time.
I hate waking up, and in the morning, I wish I never had to wake.

I understand this one completely.

 

[Niriate]

Mine are rather strange, but hey.


- I always feel bad when I am tutoring children whose parents are divorced, yet my twins officially don't have a father themselves. (My partner is their god-father)

- I love my home country, eventhough I will NEVER live there again. Yet I cannot do away with my double nationality. It's a permanent link to my youth.

 

[fr33ks33k]

I give great advice, but never listen to it myself.

I love the outdoors, but I rarely go out in it.

I am peaceful; many of my friends call me zen. However, I harbor a great deal of violence within me.

 

[Alexa2please]

Unlike some, I am probably far more vanilla than most people around me would ever guess.

I am aware of and often enjoy talking about fetishes and kinks that have no appeal to me whatsoever, but people have a hard time understanding that.

I despise sarcasm as a general rule, and yet it is my go-to response in way too many situations.

 

[Faux_Pas]

I hate seeing others hard on themselves. I try everything I can to make them feel better... Keep a sense of humor, try to make them laugh...but I hate myself so much. I am my own biggest weakness and doubt everything I do.

 

[BongoGal]

I love Rhianna and Husker Du

Ha! That's awesome! Rhianna is a pop nonentity to me, but the Hüskers were gods.

I suppose that my biggest inconsistency is projecting a professional manner that is prim and proper, but being a total lust bunny under my chosen facade.

 

[IvoryTigress]

I'm actually allergic to cats...