Your Top-5 Fetishes

My 5 glorious indulgences:

1. Licking a marmite infused cunt.
2. Massaging my semen into nipples before finger fucking a cunt.
3. Stuffing a cunt full of chocolate coated peanuts or raisins then working them out with my tongue.
4. Humilating a clitoris by drawing a moustache on it before drawing a rabbit on a shaved cunt.
5. Sniffing at a cunt after a good session of fucking while eating a donner kebab or a veggie burger (not vegan).
 
My 5 glorious indulgences:

1. Licking a marmite infused cunt.
2. Massaging my semen into nipples before finger fucking a cunt.
3. Stuffing a cunt full of chocolate coated peanuts or raisins then working them out with my tongue.
4. Humilating a clitoris by drawing a moustache on it before drawing a rabbit on a shaved cunt.
5. Sniffing at a cunt after a good session of fucking while eating a donner kebab or a veggie burger (not vegan).
You are the Picasso of sexual fantasies.
 
Here’s feckin my five

a. Getting a Dom horny and hard then booting him swiftly in his feckin tackle.

b. Putting on edible pants covered in laxative and having them eaten off me by a feckin horny and hungry Dom. Serves the feckin pig right.

c. Eating a Cornish pasty while a Dom dictates his feckin rules to me.

d. After horny hard sex with a Dom, I let an appointment card from the sexual health clinic be found under my feckin pillow.

e. As a Dom is about to penetrate me I break loud and long odorous wind and tell him I’ve got gastro-enteritis. This makes any Dom feckin limp.

I could go on and on, but some are too inhumane to make public.
Yes, spare the public lol
b is a classic.
 
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