zydrate
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Ya know, thats a damn fine arguement. Fucking Americans.....
you can fuck this american.....
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you can fuck this american.....
Jokas_Wild
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*laughs* I'm an American, I just like making those jokes. I play poker with alot of Europeans so I guess that shit rubs off after a while.
USA USA USA!
See? That proved my citizenship right there!
USA USA USA!
See? That proved my citizenship right there!
zydrate
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Strip poker!!!!
Jokas_Wild
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*a chuckle and head shake* No, just normal Texas Hold Em. Besides, I'm sure the nice Bulgarian man I was playing today would look just horrific necked.
I'll stick with american women thank ya very much! Specially those from the south, they tell you to go to hell so sweet you look forward to the trip.
Nevermind, changed my mind again. I love women period, fuck country of origin. I'm going to end it here before I make a horribly trashy joke.
zydrate
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Lol, thanks! (jk)
Jokas_Wild
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After hanging out with one of your favorite knuckleheads? *bats eyelashes*
zydrate
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Jokas_Wild
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Man, I am influential today. Thank you fortune cookie from my lunch!
Have fun writing Zy, be creative and make your writing partner all squirmy with a fine new post. *shoo's her away to write because otherwise this will last forever*
Before I change my mind and take you up on the offer to fuck an american luv!
Have fun writing Zy, be creative and make your writing partner all squirmy with a fine new post. *shoo's her away to write because otherwise this will last forever*
Before I change my mind and take you up on the offer to fuck an american luv!
zydrate
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marauder13
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Fucking Americans.....
In some specific cases, that is a great idea, JW.
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Damn... I miss all the good convos 
zydrate
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I don't need any clearance from anyone to jot down notes.
scrolls down Hmmm...doesn't look like I was given you specific instructions... but ah well, take it as you will...
Jokas_Wild
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awwwwwwwwwwww man.....
fine....I was willing....
Don't you forget that....
*sputters* Wait! What?! Huh? SHIT!
marauder13
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does the term "epic fail" mean anything to you, JW?
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Jokas_Wild
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*facepalm* That was a George W. Bush epic fail
marauder13
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I think that is a tad harsh on yourself. I don't think it was that bad.
Jokas_Wild
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Not quite. Any man that misses a chance for a sexual encounter with an attractive woman because their an idiot <myself in said case> is George W. Bush fail w/ FacePalm.
What makes it worse was I was eyeballin my toaster earlier today. In that way. Yeah......
What makes it worse was I was eyeballin my toaster earlier today. In that way. Yeah......
marauder13
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You know something... you just might be right. Pity I left my cluebat in the car.
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-coughs, chokes, spits, sputters and curses up a storm... all while trying to breath through laughing and pouring my hot tea.... everywhere-
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JW.... what can I say.... Thanks for the visual, the laugh and first degree burns...
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Hi Zy, Hi DA, Hi M13....
