Zy's Bouncy House!
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palemoon2035
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*peaking inside*
Can I have a bounce? It looks like so much fun!
Can I have a bounce? It looks like so much fun!
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palemoon2035
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*slips off my shoes and leaps inside*
Boing
Boing
Boing
Boing
*eyes on zydrate as she bounces*
Boing
Boing
Boing
Boing
*eyes on zydrate as she bounces*
palemoon2035
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*stares...eyes wide open*
EDIT: more like me
I don't think I am going to leave now. And I should apologize in advance if I accidentally collide into you.
Boing
zydrate
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shrugs and smiles
It's boing OK...that's the boing sort of thing boing that happens boing in a boing bouncy boing house!
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*starting to run out of breath and pant*
Boing I guess Boing you're Boing right Boing
*turning my back to you, tushy jiggling*
Boing I guess Boing you're Boing right Boing
*turning my back to you, tushy jiggling*
Scuttle Buttin'
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*Just... Stares*
Luna_Wolf72
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wanders in to watch the boings and other goings on...
decides that Double D's do NOT bounce well....
and so I just *up and down*
watch
*up and down*
decides that Double D's do NOT bounce well....
and so I just *up and down*
watch
*up and down*
Scuttle Buttin'
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*looks at Luna*
*looks at zy and pale*
*looks at Luna*
*looks at zy and pale*
*grins*
Bounce?
*looks at zy and pale*
*looks at Luna*
*looks at zy and pale*
*grins*
Bounce?
Luna_Wolf72
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Uhhh No. 36 DD's don't bounce.
anymore than they have to while walking or jogging or doing zumba or Tae Bo or...
but anyway...36DD's don't go bounce...
Scuttle Buttin'
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As the wise sage that I am, it is my obligation - nay, my duty - to come up with a solution to this problem.
And I have!
I'll hold them.
*nods... sage-like*
Luna_Wolf72
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*waves back to ketrell*
*eyes return to bouncy zy and bouncy Moon*
boing
boing
boingy boingy
BOING
*eyes return to bouncy zy and bouncy Moon*
boing
boing
boingy boingy
BOING
Luna_Wolf72
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*looks askance at Sir Sage*
Are you offering to bounce with me, holding these puppies in the palms of your hands like a hand shaped sports bra, smooshing them flat so that they do not punch me in my chin??
*waits*
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Luna_Wolf72
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*wide grin*
but they are HEAVY.
You have seen the round globes...
they weigh a ton...
and I am very sure, Sir Sage that you stand much taller than five feet...
which means you would have to stoop to hold them properly...
and that wouldn't be any fun at all.
No I think I shall just watch the other ladies bounce...
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Ah, I have anticipated this problem! *holds up an index finger, like a scientist having an epiphany*
Through a complicated algorithm, I have discovered that if I time my bounce just right in conjunction with yours, as well as bending my knees at just the right angle when coming back down, my momentum will carry me perfectly along, and no extreme stooping will be necessary. Furthermore, as I am taller and likely weight a fair bit more than you, I will sink a little further down when landing with you, thus further eliminating the need for any real stooping.
*uses that same finger to tap his temple with a grin* Elementary, my dear Luna!
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