Last week it was Canada...last weekend Panama...today? Greenland.

[RobDownSouth]

Last week VP-elect Trump offered "statehood" to certain Canadian provinces.
This past weekend he grumbled about occupying Panama in the name of "national economic security".
Today Trump announced he was annexing Greenland (!!!) You might recall Trump offered to "trade" Puerto Rico to Denmark for Greenland during his first regime. and we all laughed and thought he was joking then....

The Germans used to have a word for that: Lebensraum.

It would seem that Mango Mussolini wants to compete with Israel strongman Benjamin Netanyahu to see which country can conquer the most territory in the name of "national security" over the next four years.

 

[ll74]

Colonialism.


How american

 

[MajorRewrite]

For frEEdOm THrouGHouT tHe woRLd, the USA needs to own Greenland.

He’s such a stable genius. The stablest!

MAGAs: “We must invade Greenland NOW! Panama can wait until tomorrow.”

 

[ChinoMoreno]

Man we're gonna own all the countries whether they like it or not!

Why isn't he going after China or Russia

 

[MajorRewrite]

Man we're gonna own all the countries whether they like it or not!

Why isn't he going after China or Russia

New Zealand and Belize are ripe for the picking.

 

[MajorRewrite]

Breaking news!

The USA and China will hold the first Colonial Nation Draft in April. Rumors say the US will draft Greenland with the first pick, but Argentina has been rising on mock draft boards.

Watch the CND live on Fox!

 

[butters]

I haven't posted on here for about a month; my head just cannot deal with the open insanity of the forthcoming administration and those who support them. I'm barely listening to any news, finding balance in doing the kind of chores needed this time of year, like splitting wood and preparing xmas stuff. Dropped by today because I read that story about the 81-year-old dementia suffering 'missing for 6-months' GOP house representative. Back to cooking: today is the lime N.Y style cheesecake. The thanksgiving one was a winner, so this one we're trying out adding lime to the recipe.

If I don't post again before Xmas, have a safe one and enjoy it however suits you best while being kind to others who don't enjoy it in the same way.

 

[Bray123]

The clown car-crash Presidency hasn't even started, yet it's already a clown car-crash. A relentless tsunami of lies, stupidity and stupid lies. Each day, a new wtf moment drowning out yesterday's stupidity.

Only four years to go before sanity breaks out.

 

[MajorRewrite]

Greenland again tells Trump it is not for sale

The prime minister managed to stop laughing long enough to say, “Someone please tell that fuckwit our nation is not for sale.”

 

[lessOHmo]

Trump Team Considers 'Soft Invasion' of Mexico

Reports indicate that Donald Trump and his transition team are considering a 'soft invasion' of Mexico aimed at combating drug cartels. This strategy involves deploying American special forces covertly to target cartel leaders, according to sources. Discussions within Trump's circle focus on the extent and impact of such military actions on US-Mexico relations and the drug trade.


GOOD!

 

[cdstefi]

The clown car-crash Presidency hasn't even started, yet it's already a clown car-crash. A relentless tsunami of lies, stupidity and stupid lies. Each day, a new wtf moment drowning out yesterday's stupidity.

Only four years to go before sanity breaks out.

My first thought on seeing the election result was "this is fucking bad". My second was "yeah but it's going to be car crash viewing watching just how badly Trump unleashed, with fewer checks and balances than his first term, manages to fuck things up completely ".

 

[MajorRewrite]

Remember what happened when Trump started this back in 2019?

Denmark's prime minister Mette Frederiksen was swift and unambiguous in her response, calling his idea of buying the island "absurd". Shortly afterwards, Mr Trump cancelled a state visit to Denmark that had been planned for 2 September, accusing Ms Frederiksen of being "nasty".

Denmark’s prime minister had the temerity to point out that Trump is a moron. His trademark petulant 4-year-old response was to call her “nasty” and cancelled a trip to Denmark.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-49436197

 

[RobDownSouth]

Colonialism.


How american

During his first regime he talked of getting out of NATO and we called him an "American Isolationist".
Now we're seeing his true colors: he's an American Expansionist.

We tried this horseshit in Central America and the pacific from 1898 to 1936, we overthrew the Kingdom of Hawaii and annexed American Samoa, but screwed the pooch in Nicaragua and Panama.

One of Tangerine Palpatine's billionaire buddies (can't recall his name off the top of my head) has an absolute fixation with establishing a huge military base in Greenland. It's the logical AND strategic place to start splendid little wars in Europe, you know.

 

[MajorRewrite]

During his first regime he talked of getting out of NATO and we called him an "American Isolationist".
Now we're seeing his true colors: he's an American Expansionist.

We tried this horseshit in Central America and the pacific from 1898 to 1936, we overthrew the Kingdom of Hawaii and annexed American Samoa, but screwed the pooch in Nicaragua and Panama.

One of Tangerine Palpatine's billionaire buddies (can't recall his name off the top of my head) has an absolute fixation with establishing a huge military base in Greenland. It's the logical AND strategic place to start splendid little wars in Europe, you know.

There is a big US Air Force base in Thule, Greenland. The Greenlanders don’t like it.

Part of the resentment comes from kicking native residents off the land with just a few hours notice.

 

[cdstefi]

Tangerine Palpatine

That's a new one on me and absolutely epically funny. Chapeau!

 

[RobDownSouth]

That's a new one on me and absolutely epically funny. Chapeau!

The judges will also accept "Clementine Palpatine" as well.

Hell I even got the miscreant UltraChud to chuckle the first time I trotted out Mango Mussolini.

 

[cdstefi]

The judges will also accept "Clementine Palpatine" as well.

Hell I even got the miscreant UltraChud to chuckle the first time I trotted out Mango Mussolini.

Has Spraytan Satan been done?

 

[stxjimmy]

Man we're gonna own all the countries whether they like it or not!

Why isn't he going after China or Russia

Bullies know who to avoid

 

[Politruk]

The U.S. already has plenty of mines and plenty of fisheries. What else is Greenland good for?

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

Actually, that’s some funny name’s y’all got going there. Merry Christmas you crazed democrats!

 

[Politruk]

There is a big US Air Force base in Thule, Greenland. The Greenlanders don’t like it.

Part of the resentment comes from kicking native residents off the land with just a few hours notice.

Point is, we already have that -- Denmark allows it because they're a NATO ally. So any strategic value Greenland has is taken care of and annexing the island would add no advantage.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Breaking news!

The USA and China will hold the first Colonial Nation Draft in April. Rumors say the US will draft Greenland with the first pick, but Argentina has been rising on mock draft boards.

Watch the CND live on Fox!

Ha! Thanks to Trump's tariffs making exported soybeans prohibitively expensive on the international market, Brazil is the consensus Number One Pick. The have the world's largest and most profitable Soybean Superfarms now and unemployment is at an all time low in rural Brazil!

Not to mention "Fat Tuesday in New Orleans" is getting a tad over-commercialized, whereas Carnivale in Rio is still a "destination event" every year!

And let's not forget that Brazil is the birthplace of the famous (infamous?) Brazillian Butt Lift!

 

[Carnal_Flower]

Last week VP-elect Trump offered "statehood" to certain Canadian provinces.
This past weekend he grumbled about occupying Panama in the name of "national economic security".
Today Trump announced he was annexing Greenland (!!!) You might recall Trump offered to "trade" Puerto Rico to Denmark for Greenland during his first regime. and we all laughed and thought he was joking then....

The Germans used to have a word for that: Lebensraum.

It would seem that Mango Mussolini wants to compete with Israel strongman Benjamin Netanyahu to see which country can conquer the most territory in the name of "national security" over the next four years.

Whut a luzer.

In addition to being a fucking asshole, Trump is the kind of guy who shows up at team meetings and always offers something just incongruous and stupid that makes everyone else avert their eyes at the dumbness.

Americans picked the Cliff Claven of Presidents.

 

[Philthy_Phil]

America the joke: Season 2 - The Empire Strikes Back

 

[MajorRewrite]

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Actually, that’s some funny name’s y’all got going there. Merry Christmas you crazed democrats!

Are you volunteering for the invasion of Panama or the invasion of Greenland? Panama is probably going to be the popular choice because Greenland is cold.