I chose to catch up this morning and my brain flushed away all the things I read except the word percolator... so, you're making a smart choice. No telling what would choose to stick.
Yes. No. Yes. No. We are talking about anatomical sex toys, non-human, because weird monster ones are always more fun
"Get your beans from work"? Um.... This euphemism has me baffled.
I think UM stopped playing with work beans when he became the boss Always *slides you a fresh, cool can*
Nope, but now adding it to my list!!! Thank you for sharing
I understand this well... there are definitely words or phrases that make everything else around it fall away in a dusty pile of "don't care"
And it’s begun
*walks away whistling*
Expresso machines...you wouldn't understandNot bothering to catch up... I see this:
Are you talking about... anatomy here? Sex toys? um....
"Get your beans from work"? Um.... This euphemism has me baffled.
Maybe I need more Pepsi...
Ok, see, now my ADHD brain is all like "coffee is a must, duh. So slide that over. Can I also potentially get some tea, black, iced, unsweetened? And the bubble drink, can I have a bubble drink, but just a sparkling water please?" Then, I have three drinks in front of me. You think some would be useless and forgotten, you'd be wrong 73% of the time. I almost always have 2-3 drinks near me at all times. Restaurants included, unless I'm forcing myself to stick to water only (a rarity).Good morning brat house…
Have some caffeine of your choice…
Coffee:
Tea:
Other:
ADHD...ain't it a bitch... look a squirrel
Your ADHD and my ADHD are very different... for example, mine doesn't drive me off the road
You're not diabetic (I can fall asleep at the wheel) or have bipolar disorder which makes living interestingYour ADHD and my ADHD are very different... for example, mine doesn't drive me off the road
I do, however, have to have music or audio book blaring, or be talking to someone on the phone. And also keep things uncomfortably cool for everyone but myself. And also have the GPS on even if I know where I'm going.
Expresso machines...you wouldn't understand
True
i don't know that you should be driving when you use that word in that sentence
I also do not have this. True again.
Eh, so does a lot of things. Like breathing.
Hey! Hey! Hey!!! @Rj_1954 ! @Chloe_Harper !! Let's just stop this right here!! No more of this "I have more weird ass problems than you!" stuff, because the reality is, we all have unique challenges to deal with in life. Nobody gets a free pass from weird ass shit to deal with. We just get our own weird ass shit, maybe that's what makes us all unique. The only exception to this is probably @Hornymwtxn because he is just so damn vanilla!!!
Nope. Wasn't saying I have more. Just was empathizing that I too have weird things happen that make life interesting
Not at all, Bestie!!! You didn't come off that way.... I just wanted to make a joke and pick on @Hornymwtxn ... it's just too fun... it's like... I'm addicted to it! I can't stop it!!! Must make Captain Vanilla jokes! Especially since, in almost every way, I'm more Vanilla than he is... just that one area......Nope. Wasn't saying I have more. Just was empathizing that I too have weird things happen that make life interesting
If I was going with the "I have more" that would have been a much different, more humorous route.
I dont think I have more weird problems than anyone. I dont have more baggage or trauma. We all have stuff that we have to lug around for the rest of our lives. Who are we to say who has it better or worse? Even a qualified therapist wouldn't dare.
But, I'm sorry it came off in a way that it felt like I was trying to one-up anyone. Never my intention. Behavior I detest actually.
Oooh
Boba tea... yummy Ok, that I understandNot at all, Bestie!!! You didn't come off that way.... I just wanted to make a joke and pick on @Hornymwtxn ... it's just too fun... it's like... I'm addicted to it! I can't stop it!!! Must make Captain Vanilla jokes! Especially since, in almost every way, I'm more Vanilla than he is... just that one area......
I just wanted to make sure. If I had been coming off that way, I would have needed some time in the Serenity Garden to work that out. And I don't think @AlwaysDancing finished that yet!
It’s going to be amazing when it is!!!Oooh
Ok, that I understand
We can discuss it at our weekly meeting. Bring donuts, this meeting is gonna be a doozy
Fixed it for you, Bestie!We can discuss it at our weekly meeting. Bring donuts, this meeting is gonna be Boozy
I hated teaching one of the Mothersbaugh's boys. Ironically, the boy had no rhythm!I loved Devo!!!!!
I always forget that that's not implied 
