🧨 Whoring Tips and Tricks with Trekka ⛓

[LadyLascivious1]

Speaking of inches!!!

Let’s get into next-level whoring. Things that are a bit trickier….


Cock-tography

We’ve all gotten them. Some, better than others. Some cringeworthy. Others, glorious:

The cock shot.

Hopefully it wasn’t random. In this instance we are going to assume it’s a warmly welcomed dick pic.

How do you make a dick pic look good?

Ladies, ever get a particularly nice one?
What was so nice about it?

Gentlemen, any tricks or tools of the trade to share?

Tagging @hotwords229_A because he is essential to this discussion.

It’s all about the angles, lighting, and shadows!

*hopes @hotwords229_A is a visual educator

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Speaking of inches!!!

Let’s get into next-level whoring. Things that are a bit trickier….


Cock-tography

We’ve all gotten them. Some, better than others. Some cringeworthy. Others, glorious:

The cock shot.

Hopefully it wasn’t random. In this instance we are going to assume it’s a warmly welcomed dick pic.

How do you make a dick pic look good?

Ladies, ever get a particularly nice one?
What was so nice about it?

Gentlemen, any tricks or tools of the trade to share?

Tagging @hotwords229_A because he is essential to this discussion.

You cannot have this conversation without tagging @FormerAllStar
He is a master class cock-tographer.

I hope he doesn’t kill me.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Speaking of inches!!!

Let’s get into next-level whoring. Things that are a bit trickier….


Cock-tography

We’ve all gotten them. Some, better than others. Some cringeworthy. Others, glorious:

The cock shot.

Hopefully it wasn’t random. In this instance we are going to assume it’s a warmly welcomed dick pic.

How do you make a dick pic look good?

Ladies, ever get a particularly nice one?
What was so nice about it?

Gentlemen, any tricks or tools of the trade to share?

Tagging @hotwords229_A because he is essential to this discussion.

The next step is a making a good movie with a dick. But I believe they should be informative and you should learn from them… a cockumentary, if you will. Or, for the less clever, a dickumentary.

Maybe narrated by David Attenborough.

The male of the species has just mass PMed all of the new Lit women with less than four posts. His penis hardens, as he is under the false assumption that cyber mating is in the near future. He receives only one response, from a woman who uses Jenna Jameson as her avatar. He incorrectly assumes this is the person behind the screen and begins documenting every move of his penis with the exuberance of a hipster at Burning Man.

 

[Taegul]

Tricks or tools of the trade?

Hedge clippers and a wide-angle lens. That's all I really need.

And maybe a little "inspiration".

 

[AmberLGreen]

Speaking of inches!!!

Let’s get into next-level whoring. Things that are a bit trickier….


Cock-tography

We’ve all gotten them. Some, better than others. Some cringeworthy. Others, glorious:

The cock shot.

Hopefully it wasn’t random. In this instance we are going to assume it’s a warmly welcomed dick pic.

How do you make a dick pic look good?

Ladies, ever get a particularly nice one?
What was so nice about it?

Gentlemen, any tricks or tools of the trade to share?

Tagging @hotwords229_A because he is essential to this discussion.

I have seen some nice ones. Good lighting, nice angle, impressive manscaping.

However, I did once receive one where the lighting, angle and manscaping were all wrong. The lighting made the shaft look dark and woody. The angle was from the balls upwards. The manscaping was erratic and made it look like there were hairs protruding from the dark shaft. It actually looked like a Christmas tree which was dead and had just a few pine needles left on it. Dried me right up!

 

[AmberLGreen]

So it was Charlie Brown's Christmas tree?

I just had to google that

I think the one I was sent, would have needed more coverage from Linus’ blanket

 

[hotwords229_A]

So I am assuming I was tagged in this question due to my expertise as a Cocktologist and not for any other reason?

As has been said before, lighting, focus, composition, humor(?) and a clean (or no) background make for a nice image.

But it also important to know your audience.

Some women might enjoy a shot of a cum soaked hand with a deflated cock (out of focus) in the background, but not @aussiegeekygal, because she doesn’t enjoy the “final product” as much as others might.

If @SassySheDevil were to receive a special pic, she may enjoy a nice soft swinging cock pic, as opposed to a super hard cranker.

I think @Trekka may like it wet, so maybe a sudsy shower cock?

@Lonelywife1205 would probably want to put a face to that cock (so to speak) so she, perhaps, would like to see just whose cock it is.

Others, such as @Endless_Night, would probably only like a dick pic if it was a portrait of Richard Nixon and possibly not even that.

The list could go on and on, but you get the idea.

So whip out your dicks, Gents, and give art a chance.

 

[Taegul]

My last dick pic didn't go over too well with my target audience. I might need some practice.

 

[pandaburr]

My last dick pic didn't go over too well with my target audience. I might need some practice.

 

[Taegul]

Don't hate.

You got any idea how many blowjobs it took to get that big?

 

[SassySheDevil]

So I am assuming I was tagged in this question due to my expertise as a Cocktologist and not for any other reason?

As has been said before, lighting, focus, composition, humor(?) and a clean (or no) background make for a nice image.

But it also important to know your audience.

Some women might enjoy a shot of a cum soaked hand with a deflated cock (out of focus) in the background, but not @aussiegeekygal, because she doesn’t enjoy the “final product” as much as others might.

If @SassySheDevil were to receive a special pic, she may enjoy a nice soft swinging cock pic, as opposed to a super hard cranker.

I think @Trekka may like it wet, so maybe a sudsy shower cock?

@Lonelywife1205 would probably want to put a face to that cock (so to speak) so she, perhaps, would like to see just whose cock it is.

Others, such as @Endless_Night, would probably only like a dick pic if it was a portrait of Richard Nixon and possibly not even that.

The list could go on and on, but you get the idea.

So whip out your dicks, Gents, and give art a chance.

*waits for special picture*

 

[Trekka]

*waits for special picture*

When you’re done with the soft swingy one, wanna trade n you can peep my wet one?

 

[Trekka]

As many have said…

Lighting
Angles
Foreground and dear lord background
Creativity!
Know your audience…
And possibly include balloon animals if you’re @Taegul

I personally like the balls-up angle, @AmberLGreen … it’s gives me that e-kneeling-between-the-legs experience, yanno?

One time saw one in BnW with a fine strand of pre-cum… that was very impressive cocktography!

 

[Endless_Night]

< Others, such as @Endless_Night, would probably only like a dick pic if it was a portrait of Richard Nixon and possibly not even that. >

Dude!

This may be the rudest thing you've ever said to me.

Oh, man!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Dude!

This may be the rudest thing you've ever said to me.

Oh, man!

I suppose he could smooth things over with a well-taken dick pic?

 

[Endless_Night]

I suppose he could smooth things over with a well-taken dick pic?

Shut your mouth!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Shut your mouth!

So no, then?

 

[ydahecnot]

Dude!

This may be the rudest thing you've ever said to me.

Oh, man!

She collages them

 

[Endless_Night]

She collages them

I...honestly have no idea how to respond to that.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Dude!

This may be the rudest thing you've ever said to me.

Oh, man!

I’m sorry, I meant Richard . . . Dawson? Gere? The Lionhearted?
Dick Durrock (the man who played Swamp Thing)? Dick Smith (famous make-up artist)? Dick Cheney (doubtful)?

Name your favorite dick.

 

[Lord Pmann]

She collages them

I heard scrapbooking.

 

[Endless_Night]

I’m sorry, I meant Richard . . . Dawson? Gere? The Lionhearted?
Dick Durrock (the man who played Swamp Thing)? Dick Smith (famous make-up artist)? Dick Cheney (doubtful)?

Name your favorite dick.

I feel fairly certain I'm no longer speaking to you.

 

[Endless_Night]

I feel fairly certain I'm no longer speaking to you.

#joking

 

[hotwords229_A]

#joking

 

[Lonelywife1205]

A PSA for all you amateur cock-tographers out there…if you cannot fathom taking your cock pic anywhere but in front of your bathroom mirror, please please please clear the shit off your counter and clean the toothpaste splatters off the mirror.