Cameltoe - sexy or no?

The wife and I were at the mall and I needed a new pair of hiking shoes. We entered a shoe store and I found a pair I liked and asked a sales person for my size. I sat down and started taking off my shoes when she returned with the new pair. When I sat up I was face to face with the Camel. Where I was seated was a bench across from another rack of shoes. I would have thought she would have handed them to me from the space in the isle but no, she stepped right up to me with Humphrey right there at eye level. I tried on the shoes and walked around a bit. That’s when I saw my wife giving the sales person the stare of death. It was time to get out of there or get a referee because shit was about to go down. To make a long story short, I bought the shoes, spent 20 minutes in the car listening to my sweet darling wife swear a blue streak about the hussy who shoved her camel in my face. We got home and she finally let it go. Next time I’m shopping for shoes……..I’m going alone.
 
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