I want to know i had given my self a four day head start. Really I just want a reminder so I can start off day one fully satiated and ready for denial.
She's got no self control, that one.
I'm almost afraid to ask why!
I was thinking because you can’t be thankful if
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No Nads November doesn’t have the same kind of ring to it.I was thinking because you can’t be thankful if your not nutting(can we agree nutting is an awful term?
But it is the verb, nutting, that gets me the most. To nut? Blow a nut? Nut in my mouth, nut on my tits?No Nads November doesn’t have the same kind of ring to it.
Better than a kick in the nutsBut it is the verb, nutting, that gets me the most. To nut? Blow a nut? Nut in my mouth, nut on my tits?
Nope, that just doesn't work for me. I'd probably pass.
Remind me to tell you the story of when I was in fourth grade and I squashed a kid's nuts with my cowboy boots.
That was you?!? Sunniva …Remind me to tell you the story of when I was in fourth grade and I squashed a kid's nuts with my cowboy boots.
#iusedtohaveangerissues
Some people pay good money for that kind of thing.Remind me to tell you the story of when I was in fourth grade and I squashed a kid's nuts with my cowboy boots.
#iusedtohaveangerissues
You know why they call it "almond milk?"But it is the verb, nutting, that gets me the most. To nut? Blow a nut? Nut in my mouth, nut on my tits?
Nope, that just doesn't work for me. I'd probably pass.
"Let these nuts wash it down " -nut juiceYou know why they call it "almond milk?"
"Nut juice" just didn't do well in the marketing polls.
I'll donate my orgasms to your bank. Use them wisely
I am draining the bank as we speak lol
Ohhh mmyyyCan I try to tease you both
You already are. So bad.Can I try to tease you both
A pool... of what?
From what I remember of Thanksgiving, virtually my entire blood supply had diverted to my digestion by the time we'd got through the first round of snacks, and I was in a food coma two hours later watching Home Alone 2 and denying the existence of washing up as a concept. If orgasms are a traditional part of this quintessentially American experience, I somehow missed that bit.
Hey, if you were me, you'd struggle to keep your hands off you too...She's got no self control, that one.
