Wat’s Carbon Water-N-Stuff Thread - Concepts In Iron And Wood!!!

[AceDesSpades]

If she drowns, she's just a disciplined bwitch...

 

[AceDesSpades]

In my morning reading I see that despite the best efforts of climate-change activists to produce disaster, Georgia has had another magnificent peach crop.

Wanna shake that tree? It's not walnut...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

The Allman Brothers would be pleased if they weren't dead.

 

[AceDesSpades]

They's the peach pits now...

 

[AceDesSpades]

That shit is hard to carve: monkey is a popular motif..

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Some old fart told me that eating pussy was like eating peaches. Eat the fuzzybits and avoid the pit.


Can I say that here?


It is somewhat impolitic.

 

[AceDesSpades]

flame the bitch

never know where it's been or what's (Wat's) been into it

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Thass-fer-dayum-shurr.

 

[AceDesSpades]

Coffee time (I need a theme)
Pogey Bait

not Pogo or Godot wait

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I reckon that it's time for a CO2-to-O2 conversion.


At least it's not an inversion.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Doncha just love lily-liver complainers? How about reporting all the rules breakers? And correct all the grammar, FFS. Cultivate some cred and maybe somebody would think you're not a ninny. As it stands, it's fucking hopeless.


Consistency leads to believablity.


Bat your eyes at me and I'd assume you're having a seizure and then I'd have a tough decision: call 911 or make a sammich.

 

[AceDesSpades]

If I start reporting me will it give Roars the attention he thinks he's getting in getting we banned?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Wat doesn't think that Hurt Widdle Feewers is a bannable offense.


Then again, that might be a Movable Goalpost . . . .


Make an omelette. Cracks some eggs. Think of some soft fragile skulls filled with goopy stuff . . . .

 

[AceDesSpades]

Damn. You made omelette sound good. I have fresh cheese.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I may have a hamburger for brunch today. It was good last time.


Not that there was anything wrong with the corned beef hash, mind you.


Here, look at a bona fide Fascist Killer:

 

[AceDesSpades]

I have frozen turkey-burger patties.

They have to be fried in bacon grease to be palatable with mayo and tomato...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Man, I leave that wretched shit at the sto' yo.


Eating that shit makes a body into a species traitor.

 

[AceDesSpades]

It's like a "perfect" government plan, for my own good which is why it is no fucking good


We learn that at six.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

If the kid will eat it, then serve it and stfu.


Anything else is a contest of wills.

 

[AceDesSpades]

Becky's dad booked no shit.
When she puked her green beans, he made her eat the puke.

She ate her green beans after that and she had delicious daddy issues: rich-girl problems.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

My mentor fed his (late in life) kid chicken tenders and mac-n-cheese for the better part of 10 years, and they always had a pleasant meal. The kid is big, smart, and well fed. They have a fabulous relationship.


I fended the older generation off of Junior, snarling at a few of them. They backed the fuck off.


All the fuck off.


Wat, why are you so fucking mean??!?

 

[AceDesSpades]

I shake my head in condemnation when my hens eat the leftover nuggets.

I'm with them though. I don't see the "chicken" part...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Tenders are chicken.


Nuggets, not so much.


Nuggets are to food what Lit libturds are to thinking, and humility, and humanity, and civility, and hard work, and accomplishments . . . you get the picture.


Maybe chickens would eat them, too, insh'Allah.

 

[AceDesSpades]

I know I will not eat them and I think that sauce should not go to the pigs in case it hurts the bacon...

 

[Wat_Tyler]