lavendersilk
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In honor of @OrdinaryPerson, we are...
CALLING ALL DICKS!
We are requesting all kinds!
No! Dick! Left! Behind!
All that we ask is that you please be creative! A group of sexy, intelligent women will be looking over every single dick detail with a careful, unbiased (albeit horny) eye!
On a scale from
1. meaning: You could do so much better.
to
5. meaning: OMG, you are an artist!
We will rate you, not on length or girth, but rather on how you display your package.
It's all about presentation!
A humble, anonymous gentleman has kindly given you a few pointers...
Do's and Don't's of
The Wanking Jacket Dick Pics
(An anonymous tutorial)
Full frontal, bed unmade, crap on the floor, no filter and lens flare?
Exhibit A: Score: 1
Nope!
So, let's try to sexify that dressing gown.
Exhibit B: Score: 3
Much better, but it's still an ugly wanking jacket...
Let's try waffle gown.
Exhibit C: Score: 4
Very nice.
Nearly sexy, but put the hand down and suck it in.
Exhibit D: Score: 5
Lie back... perfect.
So, do you think you can RISE to the challenge? Hit us with your BEST SHOT!
We are waiting...
(The ratings will be presented no sooner than 24 hours and no later than one week after the dick has been submitted. Thank you for your patience!)
You are waiting... we all are waiting...
CALLING ALL DICKS!We are requesting all kinds!
No! Dick! Left! Behind!
All that we ask is that you please be creative! A group of sexy, intelligent women will be looking over every single dick detail with a careful, unbiased (albeit horny) eye!
On a scale from
1. meaning: You could do so much better.to
5. meaning: OMG, you are an artist!We will rate you, not on length or girth, but rather on how you display your package.
It's all about presentation!
A humble, anonymous gentleman has kindly given you a few pointers...
Do's and Don't's of
The Wanking Jacket Dick Pics
(An anonymous tutorial)
Full frontal, bed unmade, crap on the floor, no filter and lens flare?
Exhibit A: Score: 1
Nope!So, let's try to sexify that dressing gown.
Exhibit B: Score: 3
Much better, but it's still an ugly wanking jacket...
Let's try waffle gown.
Exhibit C: Score: 4
Very nice.
Nearly sexy, but put the hand down and suck it in.
Exhibit D: Score: 5
Lie back... perfect.
So, do you think you can RISE to the challenge? Hit us with your BEST SHOT!
Judges thus far:
@Indie (Round 1)
@lavendersilk (Round 1&2)
@MandaPandaa (Round 1)
@MidwestPrincess23 (Round 1&2)
@MindYaBitness (Round 1&2)
@OrdinaryPerson (Round 1&2)
@Indie (Round 1)
@lavendersilk (Round 1&2)
@MandaPandaa (Round 1)
@MidwestPrincess23 (Round 1&2)
@MindYaBitness (Round 1&2)
@OrdinaryPerson (Round 1&2)
We are waiting...
(The ratings will be presented no sooner than 24 hours and no later than one week after the dick has been submitted. Thank you for your patience!)
You are waiting... we all are waiting...
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