🌶️💃🏻🎸Brat House: Boobs, Bums and Bedlam🌶️💃🏻🎸

[BrendaBear]

All I heard was the voice on the phone in Charlie Brown… way, way, way
God I’m bored

 

[cactusjack0584]

I need to learn how to do gifs with my phone
Maybe I can just burn gifs to the ground

Takes away your drink…. But hands you some sparklers and a lighter…

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Wh-what are you putting in my mouth?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Wh-what are you putting in my mouth?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Kind of think you volunteered.

 

[Fiestykitten]

Takes away your drink…. But hands you some sparklers and a lighter…

Yusssss
Runs off and looks for my wordboy

 

[cactusjack0584]

Wh-what are you putting in my mouth?

Nothing my dear… just seeing how parched your lips are… to know how many more drinks you need…

 

[Fiestykitten]

Nothing my dear… just seeing how parched your lips are… to know how many more drinks you need…

*cough*bullshit*cough*

 

[BrendaBear]

You’re welcome.
Stop being a little bitch though.

You are so awesome!!

The fact you avoided posting calamari recipes shows what a kind hearted, loving soul you choose not to share…

 

[cactusjack0584]

*cough*bullshit*cough*

You don’t trust your bartenderista??

 

[Fiestykitten]

You don’t trust your bartenderista??

Well, now you know

 

[BrendaBear]

A crow?

Silly, silly, man! I happen to know, that a crow is my spirit animal! No, I did not make that up!

Stop laughing at me! It is true! I read it in several books!!

Stop laughing at me! I have read books, yes!

Holy shit, this is a rough crowd!!!!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Nothing my dear… just seeing how parched your lips are… to know how many more drinks you need…

 

[cactusjack0584]

Well, now you know

Takes away lighter…
You get this back when you apologize!

 

[cactusjack0584]

Takes away your drink too…

 

[BrendaBear]

Takes one to know one…

 

[cactusjack0584]

Pours drink for @dawn_of_night
And Pepsi for @BrendaBear

 

[Fiestykitten]

Takes away lighter…
You get this back when you apologize!

Bitch I don’t need that lighter, my supplier will just give me another one

 

[cactusjack0584]

Bitch I don’t need that lighter, my supplier will just give me another one

FINE

 

[cactusjack0584]

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Bitch I don’t need that lighter, my supplier will just give me another one

 

[cactusjack0584]

Why… why would you teach HER that??!
Are you crazy?!!!?

 

[Sammysub07]

Takes away your drink…. But hands you some sparklers and a lighter…

Takes away your drink too…

@cactusjack0584 you can’t play takesey backsey like in Kindergarten, they’re brats not toddlers

On that note, I’ll be an angel May I have a Lemon Drop Martini with a sugared rim?

 

[Rj_1954]

I found another bunch of Banana's in a song

30,000 Pounds of Bananas
Song by Harry Chapin ‧ 1974

 

[Fiestykitten]

Why… why would you teach HER that??!
Are you crazy?!!!?

Cause that’s what UM’s are for…. Duh