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[Chloe_Harper]

Some one get the comfy chair and the desk for Chloe. She just invited a day of interviews for candidates.

Oh no. I'm not ready for that yet! Although, yes, do bring the comfy chair this way.

I can't interview candidates if idk all the right questions to ask. This requires research first. Which also means more coffee.

 

[Rj_1954]

@feistykitten
Lady K ( Kathy ) has COPD, CHF, Thyroid dysfunction, severe Spinal Scoliosis (almost wheel chair bound) a autoimmune disorder of no known cure and she's got to put up with me

I've got Type 2 diabetes, COPD, bronchitis & a heart arrhythmia

We often talk about whose gonna die first

No children, no remaining family per say. We are alone.
A lot of questions, like what will happen to us...

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Anything that requires more coffee isn’t a bad thing.

Quesiton one: how will you elevate the quality of life to which I can expect to be accustomed?

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

*checks there's also actually coffee in this cup then raises it up in cheers*

Ok, but seriously, can I still be someone's sugar baby?

 

[BlackSatinKnight]

Ok so now it's us 3 together !

862 days until I can retire.

 

[Fiestykitten]

Finances .. it’s a struggle we all feel … and at times more than others.

I raise my cup of coffee (after sliding a cup over to Chloe so she can join) to all you beautiful bitches who get up and face the storm of finances and give it the middle finger before setting the world on fire!!! (Yes, I channeled my inner fiesty, we're about to blow this shit up!)

FIFY

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Anything that requires more coffee isn’t a bad thing.

Quesiton one: how will you elevate the quality of life to which I can expect to be accustomed?

So, I should be expecting a certain quality of life going into this, and seeing if what they have to say at the very least matches my vision... that's easy, I'm very low maintenance.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

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Am I the evil? You don't want me on you? Ok, ouch, I can handle this.

 

[Fiestykitten]

@feistykitten
Lady K ( Kathy ) has COPD, CHF, Thyroid dysfunction, severe Spinal Scoliosis (almost wheel chair bound) a autoimmune disorder of no known cure and she's got to put up with me

I've got Type 2 diabetes, COPD, bronchitis & a heart arrhythmia

We often talk about whose gonna die first

No children, no remaining family per say. We are alone.
A lot of questions, like what will happen to us...

I would come and take care of you... just say the word

 

[dawn_of_night]

Damn it’s dead here today… I swear I didn’t put anything in the coffee!!

Sorry. I just woke up ...

 

[Fiestykitten]

@Chloe_Harper for making me seriously give being a sugar baby consideration

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Unless I find a sugar daddy ... who am I kidding... I don't like alot of people, they would probably get on my nerves and then I'd set something of them on fire. oh, well

FIFY
Marry a bunch, divorce a bunch

 

[AlwaysDancing]

So, I should be expecting a certain quality of life going into this, and seeing if what they have to say at the very least matches my vision... that's easy, I'm very low maintenance.

Sugar daddy’s are going to want to splash around how well they can care for you. So, low maintenance is great … but you have to fawn over the gestures.

That’s the secret part of the interview. You have to figure out which sugar daddy is going to provide for you without being high maintenance themselves

So you can ask, “why would my trusty friend tell me you’re a real ass towards your last sugar baby?”

 

[Chloe_Harper]

@Chloe_Harper for making me seriously give being a sugar baby consideration

You started it!!!

I mean, it has its pros, it has its cons... I, too, am considering it... I need to make some changes in my life first probably

 

[Fiestykitten]

Sugar daddy’s are going to want to splash around how well they can care for you. So, low maintenance is great … but you have to fawn over the gestures.

That’s the secret part of the interview. You have to figure out which sugar daddy is going to provide for you without being high maintenance themselves

So you can ask, “why would my trusty friend tell me you’re a real ass towards your last sugar baby?”

I can't decide if your being serious or not

I don't know which emoji to choose!

Fuck...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

So, I should be expecting a certain quality of life going into this, and seeing if what they have to say at the very least matches my vision... that's easy, I'm very low maintenance.

 

[dawn_of_night]

That sounds so wonderful. Lets see my days are
Monday work 9 hours
Tuesday work 9 hours then go to a girl scout meeting for 2 hours
Wednesday is work 15 hours
Thursday work 15 hours
Friday work 9 hours and then cookie booth for 4 hours right after work
Saturday is cookie booth for 4 hours in the evening
Sunday is work 5 hours in the evening.
I often find myself missing meals because it's too late to eat or I'm too tired to care
then I have to find time for whatever a kid needs
plus, house bullshit
I say that I would love to do what you do but honestly, I'd get bored, but I do wish I could slow down and only work 1 job or part time and then the rest would be easier.

You're a great mom and you do a fantastic job.
Just remember that

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

Am I the evil? You don't want me on you? Ok, ouch, I can handle this.

Being the sugar daddy is the evil. I need to relocate to a climbing destination. Finances can’t be wasted in other directions.

 

[Fiestykitten]

You started it!!!

I mean, it has its pros, it has its cons... I, too, am considering it... I need to make some changes in my life first probably

Fine! I did start it!
It has fucking merit to the shit I'm doing everyday!
I'm tired and worn out.
But I probably need to make some changes to mine too

 

[Fiestykitten]

You're a great mom and you do a fantastic job.
Just remember that

I love you my unicorn princess, but you can't say wonderful things like that to me or I get teary eyed
Just like insult me or punch me instead...

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I have a side gig as a finance coach … and one of my seminars is “how to interview your potential sugar daddy!”

I’m basically providing a free service right now

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Sugar daddy’s are going to want to splash around how well they can care for you. So, low maintenance is great … but you have to fawn over the gestures.

That’s the secret part of the interview. You have to figure out which sugar daddy is going to provide for you without being high maintenance themselves

So you can ask, “why would my trusty friend tell me you’re a real ass towards your last sugar baby?”

You certainly have put in quite a bit of thought to this process

Fawn over the low maintenance gestures, that's doable.

Oh, yea, don't want a high maintenance sugar daddy. That sounds like too much work

That question feels like it come across a bit pointed. I feel like we can word that better.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Hey! I am low maintenance if we are talking basic living and financial security.

If we are talking like personality and the need for attention from my life partner person, then like yea, maybe I might have a maintenance level that's a bit higher than low.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Fine! I did start it!
It has fucking merit to the shit I'm doing everyday!
I'm tired and worn out.
But I probably need to make some changes to mine too

The grind does suck. I’m sorry.

 

[BlackSatinKnight]

Not enough time, money, or energy to be a Sugar Daddy. How about a high fructose corn syrup daddy?