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[Hornymwtxn]

Um… a shart? Is that like a stinky shirt or something?

Wait! Wait!! I don’t want to know!

I was never here. I did not make this post.

Beer drinkers would understand

 

[UnquietDreams]

Oh, not fair... now I'm gonna have to! I can't not do a dare!!

Let me get that down...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Um… a shart? Is that like a stinky shirt or something?

Wait! Wait!! I don’t want to know!

I was never here. I did not make this post.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Eye rolling isn’t always a bad thing…

That is true... but I feel like that wasn't the eyerolling you were doing

And just accept it @Chloe_Harper !! You are fucking sexy!! You are beautiful!!! You are exciting!!!

You are really nice to me

You just can’t see it because you have seen you, every single day of your life.

Well, except those days I chose not to look. Or that time my eyes were swollen shut. But yeah, I guess that you make a small point. A little one. I'm not saying you're right. I'm just considering that there's a chance you could maybe be.

 

[BrendaBear]

Beer drinkers would understand

But… I don’t think you know jack about being a beer drinker….

… or hell raising? Captain Vanilla …

*** runs off giggling… looking back to see if he follows me ****

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Let me get that down...

Hi, I'm Chloe.

*waits for "hi Chloe"*

I'm a brat.

*waits for polite applause at my admitting my "problem"*

And I don't always follow rules, including ones I make for myself. Anything written down about me should reflect that.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Eye rolling isn’t always a bad thing…

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Oh, not fair... now I'm gonna have to! I can't not do a dare!!

Oh no, I made you roll your eyes at me...

Start with something easy....
Post a clip of you simply walking away.
Then maybe throw in a dance move at the end
And if you wanna get really creative add a soundtrack

 

[Hornymwtxn]

But… I don’t think you know jack about being a beer drinker….

… or hell raising? Captain Vanilla …

*** runs off giggling… looking back to see if he follows me ****

One of my favorite songs!
Gotta remain within earshot ya know

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Start with something easy....
Post a clip of you simply walking away.
Then maybe throw in a dance move at the end
And if you wanna get really creative add a soundtrack

This strangely sounds like advice and you being bossy.

I don't know whether to give you a sweet thank you or give a bratty retort. I'm confused. Befuddled. Dumbfounded.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Hi, I'm Chloe.

*waits for "hi Chloe"*

I'm a brat.

*waits for polite applause at my admitting my "problem"*

And I don't always follow rules, including ones I make for myself. Anything written down about me should reflect that.

Hi Chloe.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

This strangely sounds like advice and you being bossy.

I don't know whether to give you a sweet thank you or give a bratty retort. I'm confused. Befuddled. Dumbfounded.

I would be a terrible boss.
I do think my advice is at least based in logic

 

[BrendaBear]

That is true... but I feel like that wasn't the eyerolling you were doing

You are really nice to me

Well, except those days I chose not to look. Or that time my eyes were swollen shut. But yeah, I guess that you make a small point. A little one. I'm not saying you're right. I'm just considering that there's a chance you could maybe be.

This is one of the few times, I am totally willing to go there… because you are amazing, and I just hope you get to see it…

I literally spent decades of my life, avoiding seeing myself in the mirror. And I say that, knowing what “literally” actually means. I hated to see myself, I haded pictures of me, I remember getting physically agitated when someone was trying to compliment me because I thought they were lying their ass off.

Now, I look in a mirror, every chance I get. When I do, I smile. Because to my damaged psyche, now, I see me in the mirror. I am very aware of all kinds of faults, marks, sags, lines, whatever… but I remind myself, I have been alive almost 60 years, and am now seeing the real me in the mirror. Fuck the flaws! I am taking what I like, and focusing on that.

What was my point again? I dunno… I am going to go get another shot…

 

[UnquietDreams]

This strangely sounds like advice and you being bossy.

I don't know whether to give you a sweet thank you or give a bratty retort. I'm confused. Befuddled. Dumbfounded.

Standing by the thesaurus, I see...

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

Everyone is cracking me up tonight. Who let you people out?

 

[BrendaBear]

One of my favorite songs!
Gotta remain within earshot ya know

I thought you might like that.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Standing by the thesaurus, I see...

That's rude. Thinking I need a thesaurus.

 

[BrendaBear]

Start with something easy....
Post a clip of you simply walking away.
Then maybe throw in a dance move at the end
And if you wanna get really creative add a soundtrack

He’s right, @Chloe_Harper …. But skip the crossed out part. His hornyness overcame his totally warm and wonderful heart… ignore that… he didn’t mean it.

Well… he meant it… because he is horny… but… just ignore it.

If it was possible for you to see yourself walking away… just walking… you would see, a beautiful thing.

… and if you do? Share it with your bestie, okay?

 

[UnquietDreams]

That's rude. Thinking I need a thesaurus.

 

[BrendaBear]

This strangely sounds like advice and you being bossy.

I don't know whether to give you a sweet thank you or give a bratty retort. I'm confused. Befuddled. Dumbfounded.

He has that effect on lots of women.


Just saying….

 

[NewStartQueen]

He has that effect on lots of women.


Just saying….

He's a Texan so that's the default setting

 

[Chloe_Harper]

This is one of the few times, I am totally willing to go there… because you are amazing, and I just hope you get to see it…

I literally spent decades of my life, avoiding seeing myself in the mirror. And I say that, knowing what “literally” actually means. I hated to see myself, I haded pictures of me, I remember getting physically agitated when someone was trying to compliment me because I thought they were lying their ass off.

Now, I look in a mirror, every chance I get. When I do, I smile. Because to my damaged psyche, now, I see me in the mirror. I am very aware of all kinds of faults, marks, sags, lines, whatever… but I remind myself, I have been alive almost 60 years, and am now seeing the real me in the mirror. Fuck the flaws! I am taking what I like, and focusing on that.

What was my point again? I dunno… I am going to go get another shot…

I love that you're seeing the gorgeous woman that is Brenda now and loving you!

He’s right, @Chloe_Harper …. But skip the crossed out part. His hornyness overcame his totally warm and wonderful heart… ignore that… he didn’t mean it.

Well… he meant it… because he is horny… but… just ignore it.

If it was possible for you to see yourself walking away… just walking… you would see, a beautiful thing.

… and if you do? Share it with your bestie, okay?

Of course I will!!!! Just walking away... hmm...

 

[BrendaBear]

He's a Texan so that's the default setting

OMG! He has blessed me a few times with a quick voca when I was feeling really down…

Just saying…

 

[UnquietDreams]

Of course I will!!!! Just walking away... hmm...

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxlxHVoUKI1jNex0SzxYszkvv4FCWKIbBV?feature=shared

 

[NewStartQueen]

OMG! He has blessed me a few times with a quick voca when I was feeling really down…

Just saying…

Good to know there's more than just horny and IT help behind the handle @Hornymwtxn