🍆🌭🥒 Things I'd Be Willing To Lick Off A Dick 🥒🌭🍆

[munch2much]

If you doubled that figure, I'd say that was a gross underestimation

Do you have a sweet tooth, or just really like dicks?

 

[Booboobear84]

If you doubled that figure, I'd say that was a gross underestimation

His joke may not have traveled well. In the US 144 (a dozen dozen) is referred to as a gross, though the term is not as popular as it once was. The UK and the US two people's divided by a common language;-) (I think Mark Twain said that).

 

[Kittycity]

Do you have a sweet tooth, or just really like dicks?

Both and when I get to combine them I'm in heaven

 

[Kittycity]

His joke may not have traveled well. In the US 144 (a dozen dozen) is referred to as a gross, though the term is not as popular as it once was. The UK and the US two people's divided by a common language;-) (I think Mark Twain said that).

Ah ok, thanks for the insight..

However, his jokes don't travel well period

 

[Booboobear84]

Both and when I get to combine them I'm in heaven

I doubt you are lacking for volunteers

 

[IARainman]

His wife’s juices

 

[Hmm72]

Vanilla ice cream!

Vanilla Bean?

 

[Hollybushes]

Ice-cream, maybe a sorbet? Mango or strawberry.

 

[Snowbunny020]

Whip cream, chocolate, the list goes on and on…

 

[Booboobear84]

Ice-cream, maybe a sorbet? Mango or strawberry.

I trust you keep going until it hit room temperature again because there would be shrinkage from the cold

 

[Hollybushes]

I trust you keep going until it hit room temperature again because there would be shrinkage from the cold

I cannot guarantee lack of performance will be compensated for

 

[Booboobear84]

I cannot guarantee lack of performance will be compensated for

At least share the sorbet

 

[Hollybushes]

At least share the sorbet

OK then

 

[Booboobear84]

OK then

Or perhaps reciprocal licking

 

[ShaneoD]

We need a new thread if it's going to turn into "things you'd lick off a tongue that were licked off your dick"

 

[Booboobear84]

We need a new thread if it's going to turn into "things you'd lick off a tongue that were licked off your dick"

That wasn’t what I was thinking

 

[Hollybushes]

Who's licking what?

 

[Booboobear84]

Or who. If someone is willing to lick something off me , I would lick something off of them

 

[Hollybushes]

Or who. If someone is willing to lick something off me , I would lick something off of them

Very generous of you.

 

[Booboobear84]

Very generous of you.

I just give and give and give

 

[Kittycity]

I'm in the mood for a nice champers.. been awhile since I've licked that off a dick

 

[Hollybushes]

I just give and give and give

Too kind

 

[drobert44]

A nice load of his warm cum.

 

[drobert44]

I always get off sucking dick, do I sound a lil bit gay?

 

[Photog1rl]

Lickng it and dipping it into Fun Dip an option??

Why did this make me think of pop rocks? Lick, dip, lick with pop rocks