🍆🌭🥒 Things I'd Be Willing To Lick Off A Dick 🥒🌭🍆

[VanGogh66]

Most anything if it’s on the right dick.

What about if it hangs to the left?

 

[GiggLeGasm]

I've been known to lick a fine rose' off of a dick

damn.. that was a nice wine

 

[janeyl]

Raspberry jam to go with the Devonshire cream? I have a jar that I can...erm...you know...stick it in...

I hope it's seedless!

 

[janeyl]

This one is perfect, and British, too!

Daddies Sauce

Fuck me...that'll make someones eyes water...

 

[Taegul]

Definitely nacho cheese.

We're talking about Richard Nixon, right?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Definitely nacho cheese.

We're talking about Richard Nixon, right?

Haha! With all due respect to the former President, I think I would rather lick something off an actual dick than that guy.

For instance, some of the ladies in this thread, I'd like to lick some of them off a dick.

POW, I WIN!!!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Fuck me...that'll make someones eyes water...

LOL

Not as bad as Coleman's Mustard

 

[FortybutNice]

LOL

Not as bad as Coleman's Mustard

You may have discovered the only conditions under which I’d refuse a blowjob!!

 

[PrettyLilPussy]

Tiramisu

 

[PrettyLilPussy]

Banana puddin'

 

[barefootgirl69]

Strawberry mousse

 

[PrettyLilPussy]

Butter cream frosting. (Ok I have a sweet tooth)

 

[DarkSimian]

*makes a grocery list, just in case*

 

[janeyl]

LOL

Not as bad as Coleman's Mustard

That's dual masochism...right there...

 

[Ask For More]

That's dual masochism...right there...

This thread has taken a disturbing turn....

 

[AnhedonicDementic]

Oooh this thread looks tasty. I had nutella, chocolate, strawberry syrup, and Reese's.
I would like to try something spicy, but I doubt the boys would like that

 

[done_got_old]

vanilla ice cream

Yes, I do know what you're thinking. But do you know that I live in Lickadick?

 

[rubydlite]

We're having a heat wave here ..let's take a beautiful dick...coat it in some ice cream and some of that lovely hard chocolate shell. ..then let me lick it slowllllly off....I'm so hot...at least I could have some fun while I'm melting.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm thinking of creamsicles right now

 

[neakman]

Myself, after he's been inside me.

Both of us after he's cum inside me.

Also, champagne, because champagne.

I always consider this the sexy move one female can do!!

 

[neakman]

We're having a heat wave here ..let's take a beautiful dick...coat it in some ice cream and some of that lovely hard chocolate shell. ..then let me lick it slowllllly off....I'm so hot...at least I could have some fun while I'm melting.

you are hot without the heat!! and not sure what qualifies as a beautiful dick, but if hard and willing does Im your man!!

 

[Weaseldiesel]

We're having a heat wave here ..let's take a beautiful dick...coat it in some ice cream and some of that lovely hard chocolate shell. ..then let me lick it slowllllly off....I'm so hot...at least I could have some fun while I'm melting.

Don't forget the flake!!!

I'm thinking of creamsicles right now

At least that's better than daddies sauce, you sick sick person!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Don't forget the flake!!!

At least that's better than daddies sauce, you sick sick person!

You know exactly where my mind went the first time I heard about that condiment!

 

[ImSinister]

Fun thread.

An ex used to enjoy dipping me in her mixed drinks (dare I say cocktails?)

She was partial to gin and tonics and especially rum and cokes.

It was always great fun.

I enjoyed reciprocating on her - this thread gives me some nifty ideas for experimenting in the future.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Banana puddin'

Seems like that one might get confusing.