🍒🍑🧰 Show Us Your Chest, Etc. 🧰🍑🍒🥱😴**NOW WITH PYJAMAS, TOO!** 😴🥱

[Hyacinthus151]

I mean technically I could sleep in this Outfit.

 

[Lmizzler]

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It's in my dick tionary

That’s a lot of stuff just for the purpose of wanking.

I just have a wanking hand.

 

[MindYaBitness]

That’s a lot of stuff just for the purpose of wanking.

I just have a wanking hand.

This is where I have sympathy for guys, you've got a hand, or a Fleshlight if you're feeling fancy. Women, on the other hand, have an arsenal of options!

 

[tugger1987]

This is where I have sympathy for guys, you've got a hand, or a Fleshlight if you're feeling fancy. Women, on the other hand, have an arsenal of options!

There are limited options available to us

 

[ShaneoD]

Only a Brit would have a specific jacket for wanking!

Hmm and nobody thought to ask when he put it on?

 

[MindYaBitness]

There are limited options available to us

That tracks. Just like pajamas, chonies, fashion, and everything else made for men. I almost feel sorry for you guys!

 

[tugger1987]

Really should have a shave

https://ibb.co/B5JpX0VW

 

[ShaneoD]

This is where I have sympathy for guys, you've got a hand, or a Fleshlight if you're feeling fancy. Women, on the other hand, have an arsenal of options!

If you are feeling fancy and received the warmer as a free gift, don't rewarm it after you've put your lubed up self in there, that was a shocking moment when my brain (and other brain) realized what was going on

 

[puno]

This is where I have sympathy for guys, you've got a hand, or a Fleshlight if you're feeling fancy. Women, on the other hand, have an arsenal of options!

Perhaps, but with a little imagination there are other tools when applied correctly can have suitable affects

 

[MindYaBitness]

If you are feeling fancy and received the warmer as a free gift, don't rewarm it after you've put your lubed up self in there, that was a shocking moment when my brain (and other brain) realized what was going on

Oh dear, that sounds like an awkward ambulance ride waiting to happen!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Perhaps, but with a little imagination there are other tools when applied correctly can have suitable affects

Oh dear, have you been reading about the Cumpkins pumpkin/squash homemade sex toys in the Cock Talk thread?

 

[ShaneoD]

Oh dear, that sounds like an awkward ambulance ride waiting to happen!

I withdrew my "efforts" before that became necessary

 

[tugger1987]

We had a phallic butternut at work the other week, genuinely looked like it had balls, we grow a variety of wonky veg, great for someone with an im mature sense of humour like me.

 

[puno]

Oh dear, have you been reading about the Cumpkins pumpkin/squash homemade sex toys in the Cock Talk thread?

No but have you? Sounds very slimy……. But I’m sure it probably works for some..

 

[tugger1987]

Knew I would have taken a pic of it. https://ibb.co/1fxBvxTn

 

[MindYaBitness]

No but have you? Sounds very slimy……. But I’m sure it probably works for some..

Lol, it sure does, here's an answer to one of the questions in that thread about the book:

No, but there was a book at Barnes & Noble, years ago, on how to make your own sex toys. It had simple instructions to make a gourdy-hole and even recommended that you heat it in the microwave for a bit for a more realistic feel, but cautioned not to leave it in too long as to avoid burning your weiner.

Now that I read that, I feel like @ShaneoD should write the forward for the next edition of the book

 

[puno]

Lol, it sure does, here's an answer to one of the questions in that thread about the book:

Now that I read that, I feel like @ShaneoD should write the firward for the next edition of the book

guess I need to read more….

 

[Lmizzler]

Knew I would have taken a pic of it. https://ibb.co/1fxBvxTn

Looks like it should be dangling from the back of a bull or a pickup truck.

 

[jason28053]

Looks like it should be dangling from the back of a bull or a pickup truck.

Looks like tRumps neck

 

[tugger1987]

Looks like it should be dangling from the back of a bull or a pickup truck.

You don’t know where I cut it from

 

[ShaneoD]

Lol, it sure does, here's an answer to one of the questions in that thread about the book:

Now that I read that, I feel like @ShaneoD should write the forward for the next edition of the book

I can't say I've ever made my own, I've always been responsible and bought mine from a professional outfit

 

[MindYaBitness]

I can't say I've ever made my own, I've always been responsible and bought mine from a professional outfit

Come on Shane, go green, plant a garden of gourds. You don't want microplastics in peen, do you?

 

[MCPW]

It's been a few days, did you miss me?
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ALWAYS MISS YOU!

 

[porkyrocket69]

These are my comfiest sleep shorts, what are your most comfortable jammies?
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These are my most comfy jammies...

 

[crazychemgirl]

How DARE YOU!